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Hyperspecific post but does anyone left on this website know where to find amateur voice actors who take commissions for a handful of voice lines, b/c I am ridiculously desperate for voicelines of my OCs just... to have them.

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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Don't recognize your face in this glow ( gone, gone, gone )

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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

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arts director @ my job has made several comments abt my art like "oh man, you gotta do something with this" and i'm always like . yeah u right . like never posting it anywhere or showing it to anyone

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thoughts & concepts

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draw them in w/ clowns and insects then kneecap them w/ furry porn. as god intended.

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do you ever. do you ever think about. do you. do you ever. have you ever thought. have you. do. do you.

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pupate.

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bait n' switch

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So I work at an afterschool program, and I love working w/ kids so much, but I especially love working with teens who have the same sarcastic friend-foe sense of humor I do, cuz like...

I have a ''rivalry'' with a fourteen y/o at my job. He has proclaimed himself the best artist in the building, and routinely says he can draw better than me, based off of having only ever seen my shitty one minute whiteboard doodles - and anything I show him he responds to with 'I could do better tho'.

So today he was showing off his artist skills, and I whipped out my phone to show him what I drew last night, expecting the usual response.

Only for him to stand there gaping. And then finally gesturing and going ''ok well that's GOTTA BE CGI--''

I had to zoom in to show him the grainy pen texture. And finally... I have won the hard-won battle. He admitted defeat, and proclaimed himself second best artist in the entire building. I am the winner. ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ take that, fourteen year old child.

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Saints , but mostly Sinners

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Hey. Hey there. Yeah, you, fella.

You want... blinkies? You want rendered chibis? You want your lil guys looking like lil guys? I can get you some little guys. I can get you some of the littlest guys you've ever fucking seen for the littlest fucking price.

You see these guys? $20 for these guys. Look at them. Look at their big, blinking eyes. $20 for ur own big eyed blinking guy. I'll even size them down and crop 'em for better iconage, so you can have perfectly sized blinkies of your hoard of brain children.

Or maybe u want smth a big bigger? You want a lil guy that's a lil less little, a little more polished? I got those bigger guys too.

$30 for one of these big guys, that's right. Your own little-big-guy for the price of 3 tens via pay'd pal.

These big guys can hold a prop, a food, a weapon, a pet, you name it, I'll add it. You want a plain old human guy? I'll do it. You want a furry guy? You got it. You want your whole party painstakingly posed with their weapons and familiars ready to take on a TPK? I'll do it.

I can arrange for any guy, any where, any time. Just message me here or in the back alleys of discord at _calamari.

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blinkies pt 1/?

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where tf do ppl even do long-form rp anymore--

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tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

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i havent drawn them in, like, three years ig