I PROMISE THAT THE ENDING ALWAYS STAYS THE SAME SO THERE'S NOOOOOOO GOOD REASON IN MAAAAAAAKE BELIEVING THAT WE. COULD. EVER. EXIST AGAINNNNN
I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND, CAN'T BE YOUR LOVER, CAN'T BE THE REASON WE HOLD BACK EACH OTHER FROM FALLING IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE WITH SOMEBODY OOOTHERR THAN MEEEEEEE
I have the utmost faith that we're getting some old man fucking in season 3 and that Assad and especially Eric will DELIVER. The intimacy coordinators are gonna have their work cut out for them because you just KNOW that Eric will be putting his whole Bogussy™️ into it.
I need to see the intervention his two daughters hold + armand is there ofc bc why wouldn’t Daniel’s bf be there for this
Imagine having a strained relationship with your 70 year old father because of his past addictions and being more committed to his job than his two kids (along with two failed marriages). only to one day find out he has Parkinson’s and probably not much time left, BUT then you turn on the news one day and see him promoting his new book (which is essentially gay vampire erotica) and you naturally assume he’s gone off the wagon again. Oh and btw he’s dating a twink who is rich.
Imagine having a strained relationship with your 70 year old father because of his past addictions and being more committed to his job than his two kids (along with two failed marriages). only to one day find out he has Parkinson’s and probably not much time left, BUT then you turn on the news one day and see him promoting his new book (which is essentially gay vampire erotica) and you naturally assume he’s gone off the wagon again. Oh and btw he’s dating a twink who is rich.
IWTV fic idea where Armand gets into the sims and then every time him and Daniel get into an argument Armand makes an exact replica of Daniel in the sims and traps him in a basement or a pool with no ladder and shows it to him quietly
Bonus points if he makes a version of Lestat and tortures him too