issabellelightwoods
issabellelightwoods
Gods & Demons
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Issa. 21. London. Mythology and History Enthusiast fixated on haute couture and high fantasy. I enjoy modern twists on old tales, women who overstep their place in society and carve a new one, villains who neither want nor need redemption, cold places and people, and characters with questionable morals.
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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my favorite line in all of cinematic history 
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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Off the Record with All the President’s Men  Photos by Myles Pettengill [x]
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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romanticize yourself 2k15. you’re the cute protagonist and everyone wants to see your character development
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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I just think Marvel are really missing the boat with Hawkeye. They’ve been doing such a good job of sticking to the classic superhero format but with their own twist. Guardians of the Galaxy was the ultimate risk and it paid off big time.
So why not make a small, independent-level movie with Clint Barton. Get a cool young director, give it a modest budget, just have Clint somehow coming to be the owner of an apartment building in Brooklyn. And Barton, who in the MCU is used to being a spy and fighting in war zones, suddenly has to defend a whole building of ordinary people from a gang of tracksuit wearing douches.
And amongst the building’s tenants is Kate Bishop, an Avengers fan girl who is so excited to meet Clint. Except then she does meet him and she’s not that impressed. But she still hangs out in his apartment everyday for some reason? Probably because the dude who helped save New York from aliens also tries to put knives in a toaster to fish out burnt bread.
(“God, Clint! You can’t put a knife in a futzing toaster! You’re gonna blow the whole building up before those tracksuit yahoos get a chance to.”
“Why are you ALWAYS in my home, Kate?!”)
I don’t know, I just think the next step in Marvel’s “We’re going to do everything the other studios are afraid to do and get rich doing it” plan would be to make a movie that is intentionally NOT a blockbuster. Make a really cult action flick with the least well known Avenger and let word of mouth spread so fast that casual fans have to see this Hawkeye movie that people won’t shut up about.
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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Your turn, francisdollarhydes :)
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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how you feel about horoscope posts, based on your sign!!1!
aries: so fucking sick of this meme
taurus: so fucking sick of this meme
gemini: so fucking sick of this meme
cancer: so fucking sick of this meme
leo: so fucking sick of this meme
virgo: so fucking sick of this meme
libra: so fucking sick of this meme
scorpio: so fucking sick of this meme
sagittarius: so fucking sick of this meme
capricorn: so fucking sick of this meme
aquarius: so fucking sick of this meme
pisces: apparently pisces still love it because theirs are always nice. STOP IT, PISCES.
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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These brains I’m on are the worst. My closest friend in the world, and I couldn’t even muster up an apology.
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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YOUR EXPERIENCES ARE NOT UNIVERSAL
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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Me: *learns useless fact*
Me: *tells every single one of my friends this fact at least 6 times*
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started
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issabellelightwoods · 10 years ago
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i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready 
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