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I love when a man with a deep voice sneezes and there’s a lot of vocalization in the sneeze. Like, enough that you know it’s him because you can hear his voice infused in the release:

“heht-SHUU!”

That’s great. Wonderful, amazing.

But my personal favorite is when a man with a deep voice stifles a sneeze, and it’s so forceful/strong that his voice is completely unrecognizable in the actual sneeze. It’s just this overwhelming, desperate, LOUD burst of sound:

“Hp’GKKXT!!”

And the only way you know it was him is from the groaning, sheepish aftermath:

“…unfh…*sniff* excuse me…”

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Splashing into the weekend like….. 💦💦💦

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This… after a good ole game of strip-sneeze.

The more you sneeze, the more my clothes come off.

new game its called turn up the vibrator everytime your partner sneezes

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I appreciate everyone’s comments and DMs of support 🥰

Unfortunately some days the creeps are louder than the lovely people out there… but it’s a good reminder yall are really there 🫶🏻

Y’all be giving hella weird vibes in the DMs lately… and it’s kinda put me off creating atm 🙃

I can vibe with compliments 🫶🏻 but overly sexual comments when you haven’t established boundaries with me is not cool.

I’m not obligated to answer all DMs or inquiries - but your chances improve if you are a decent person and aren’t demanding something of me 😂

And I will not be taking content requests in my DMs either. You can submit an ask (anon or not) and I will review if it’s something I want to do.

I don’t wanna come on here and bring down the fun and playful horn vibes… I WANT to come on here to share snz …. but some of y’all need to give your head a shake.

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And it’s truly unfair 😮‍💨

Except I don’t wanna be a good girl, I want you to tell me I drive you crazy 🤭

its always "I love you" and never

"hey my darling, heres an audio of me whimpering and sneezing and heres a video of me jerking off to your pretty sneezes oh and also youre such a good girl"

society 💔🥀

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Y’all be giving hella weird vibes in the DMs lately… and it’s kinda put me off creating atm 🙃

I can vibe with compliments 🫶🏻 but overly sexual comments when you haven’t established boundaries with me is not cool.

I’m not obligated to answer all DMs or inquiries - but your chances improve if you are a decent person and aren’t demanding something of me 😂

And I will not be taking content requests in my DMs either. You can submit an ask (anon or not) and I will review if it’s something I want to do.

I don’t wanna come on here and bring down the fun and playful horn vibes… I WANT to come on here to share snz …. but some of y’all need to give your head a shake.

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caught up in the mental image of someone picking up their mint tea intending to drink it only for the minty scent to tickle their nose and instantly cause them to sneeze, with them forcefully putting the cup down as quickly as possible so that no more tea is spilled as they pinch their nose shut to stifle a rapid lil fit

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Just a big sloppy induced office snz 🙃💦

Can’t take me anywhere 😂

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Swoooooon 🫠

My bf did a thing and I think I've never seen anything this hot:

He stopped mid-conversation, said "here we go", grabbed a tissue from a box on the table, raised a finger, hitched once and sneezed into the tissue.

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Just a big sloppy induced office snz 🙃💦

Can’t take me anywhere 😂

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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🤫😂

Just lucky my office at work is so well lit, I guess 😇🤭

For anyone curious what the sneezes would look like if you were under my office desk 🤭

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I wear a perfume that’s called “virtual flower”… which makes me giggle when I put it on 🤭

Especially the times just after I spray it and the scent hits a certain spot in my nose and I IMMEDIATELY need to sneeze it out 🤧

When the perfume you love the most also makes your nose twitch involuntarily 🫠

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🙌🏻

women should be allowed to induce their boyfriends whenever they want as payback for the patriarchy send tweet

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Ok but what about the most ridiculously monstrous and shameless buildup…. Leading to an attempted politely suppressed or stifled sneeze 😵‍💫

the softest and sweetest hitches you’ve ever heard paired with the messiest sneeze you’ve ever seen

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Snz with a side of a whole lotta leg 🦵👀

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Big wet teasing sneezes need to be covered by something right?! 😮‍💨 Sometimes a skirt is the only last minute option 😉