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[item-shoppe]

Hey, I know I haven't been the most active person in the EPPRBCU as of late, but I'm here to announce that I'll take a hiatus, probably for the rest of September. Reason being that I'll be traveling and can't guarantee that I have the internet to access [tumblr] (or the Discord for that matter). So, take care and don't blow up the sun again, alright?

mod scarlet (runs @item-shoppe, @clef-dexclamation)

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that might just be my browser acting up, but i think the website displays the systema tree twice and doesn't show the faventia tree

Important notice! The trees in this family are so large (even split by genus) that they are very likely to be unreadable on tumblr. That's why I have a website, in which you can find the images in full resolution by opening them in a new tab and zooming. Find them here. More info below the cut.

Okay, this tree took a while. There were 130+ blogs to catalog, and that was monumentally slow to do. I hope it doesn't take this long for the next tree. Also- ignore my paltry web design skills. I've attempted to input a more dyslexic friendly font option (I'm not dyslexic myself, if anyone with dyslexia wants to inform me if it is better, that would be great), but I'm honestly not that great at HTML. If any JQuery wizards want to help with a few things, I would owe my endless gratitude.

What's next?

After this big tree, I need some quick projects. I'll most likely update Alphidae, then move to the Potatoes or Snoms- haven't decided yet.

Some notes:

Although there have been some questionable things acted out in this family, I do think it has crafted some pretty interesting ideas. @/the-false-sun and @/the-dungeon-core are some of my favorites.

A quick description of the genera:

Systema - Blogs that emulate part of the game system.

Spectaculum - Roleplay blogs contained within the system, usually as some sort of character.

Actus - Roleplay blogs that fit into the box of a conventional video game NPC, or acting as players within the game.

Faventia - The fandom focused blogs of the EPPRBCU.

Moderatus - Blogs emulating the moderators, tech support, and developers of the game.

Lastly, if any of the blogs present think they deserve a reclassification or have a suggestion to improve this, do not hesitate to notify me.

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This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like "we-rate-posts," YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

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Actually, while I have you here, you sent me two seperate requests, so may I ask how many collars you actually wanted? I ordered enough to cover all bases, but I want to be sure.

12x plush collar delivery, differing according to animal requests!

-@aitobutmagic

Excellent, thank you!

*sends a letter of "Hi, your collar order came in, come and pick it up!" to @luv-vivi, @unexpectedly-wizardposting, @ignisuada, @the-mind-den and @epprbcu-shipping*

[item-shoppe]

12x plush collar delivery, differing according to animal requests!

-@aitobutmagic

Excellent, thank you!

*sends a letter of "Hi, your collar order came in, come and pick it up!" to @luv-vivi, @unexpectedly-wizardposting, @ignisuada, @the-mind-den and @epprbcu-shipping*

[item-shoppe]

Just posting this as a separate post because I'm not responding the same thing to like 6 posts.

Informed my supplier about the sudden influx in collar orders, please be patient.

[item-shoppe]

My, how interesting!

*picks up the gp*

A word of advice though, depending on whether you want to pay someone or hurt someone, aim better or worse. Most people don't take too kindly on being hurt by high velocity money. Anyways,

*hands you the Stone of switching Gender*

a deal is a deal. Here you go!

@tinkermenu returns, completely out of breath, about 30 minutes later, carrying no visible money pouch, but a strange device that looks suspiciously like a gun.

Ah, welcome back! ...What a curious contraption...?

[item-shoppe]

can't believe you'd just steal bread like that

Quick, someone make drama about me

[item-shoppe]

Now selling: Tickets to see the greatest sweep of all time. Be there for 2 gp!

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO LEARN WHO THE MOST EPPRBCU CHARACTER IS?

Look no further! This blog determines who the single most epprbcu character is in a series of polls! YIPPEE!

[item-shoppe]

o7

(We were just informed that Loading Tips's mom forced her to delete all her socials. Which included Discord and Tumblr. Sadly we no longer have contact with her anymore because of this, and she is no longer capable of being in the EPPRBCU. We will miss her a ton :[ )

[item-shoppe]

@tinkermenu returns, completely out of breath, about 30 minutes later, carrying no visible money pouch, but a strange device that looks suspiciously like a gun.

Ah, welcome back! ...What a curious contraption...?

[item-shoppe]

I'll be waiting!

(You hear a loud pounding at your door.)

OPENUP OPENUP OPENUP I WANNA BUY SOMETHIIIIIING!!!

(-@tinkermenu)

gah... must've fallen asleep writing those letters...

*opens door* Yes, come on in, how can I help you?

[item-shoppe]

E

Statalus. Hey.

K

GENUINE QUESTION. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY?

[item-shoppe]

...Ah, right! I did acquire a Stone of Switching Gender a while back. I'm surprised word spread, if I'm honest. I've just the one, but I'd be willing to part from it for, say, 20 gp?

(You hear a loud pounding at your door.)

OPENUP OPENUP OPENUP I WANNA BUY SOMETHIIIIIING!!!

(-@tinkermenu)

gah... must've fallen asleep writing those letters...

*opens door* Yes, come on in, how can I help you?

[item-shoppe]

Sorry to be a boomer on side, but what on earth is a pool?

Well I guess we're making a splatoon team now?

I just gotta wait for my switch to charge, it's been hidden away while I was moving. I'm only good with the buckets and the Flingza, though. But I have spirit! That counts for something, right?

[item-shoppe]

(You hear a loud pounding at your door.)

OPENUP OPENUP OPENUP I WANNA BUY SOMETHIIIIIING!!!

(-@tinkermenu)

gah... must've fallen asleep writing those letters...

*opens door* Yes, come on in, how can I help you?

[item-shoppe]

This is prolly bc I’m replaying Ultra Moon right now… BUT

Pokémon AU.

With a Pokémon AU AU with Mystery Dungeon. With all the souls in the game being the humans isekai’d into the Pokémon world.