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Centuries ago, Jaskier was bound by a curse—transformed into a Djinn and imprisoned within a bottle. The terms of his fate were cruel: he could grant wishes, yes, but his freedom could only come from an unselfish wish made on his behalf. He could never ask for it, never hint, never guide. Someone had to think of it themselves.

Through the long stretch of years, Jaskier served countless Masters, weaving their desires into reality. Yet not one of them ever spared a thought to wish him free.

So when Geralt of Rivia stumbled upon the bottle, Jaskier expected nothing different. But then the unexpected happened—something far more dangerous than any curse. Jaskier fell in love

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S1/S2/S3

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JOEY BATEY Witcher Season 2 Press

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that was the gayest scene ive ever seen. what do you mean jaskier literally is bathing Geralt while talking about his lovely bottom. what ! what !!

'the last thing i want is someone needing me'

'and yet here we are'

WHAT !

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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Not a bad birthday. 34 is going to be a good year.

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Husband is taking me to dinner for my birthday tomorrow and then leaving the country the next day for his. Rude.

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MOUSE YAOI REAL

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Looking for a fic that I stumbled across but don’t think I read. I remember reading the summary and then don’t know what happened to it.

Geralt is slowly turning into stone but doesn’t tell Jaskier and it’s a true loves kiss kinda situation.

Anyone?

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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I have my fantasy draft Saturday morning. Please tell me why it’s set for an hour per pick?? AN HOUR?? PER PICK??

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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

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It wasn’t exactly shocking when wanted posters for Jaskier began popping up around town. After all, he’s a runaway noble, a well-known associate of Geralt, and—admittedly—there may have been one or two minor incidents involving the law.

The real problem? Every single poster is wrong.

Some list his name as “Dandelion” and show him with a head of golden hair. Others depict a man decades older. A few lean into the gossip that he’s part-elf, giving him pointed ears and ethereal features, even boldly labeling him as such.

At this rate, Geralt’s biggest concern is that Jaskier might actually march into the guardhouse just to get the artwork corrected.

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Chat gpt you will never be her

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