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Haven't done your laundry? Expect an orc army outside your house >:( (Sauron -3 displeasure buff) Congratulations on completing your checklist! Would you like a Ring? (Sauron gains +5 happiness buff) One does not simply walk into Mordor, But you have completed your step target of [x], keep it up! We won't conquer Middle Earth if you neglect me! Don't forget to check in on the app to keep your Dark Lord Healthy!

the saurongotchi starts beeping madly at you because you haven't given it enough enrichment :(

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OH SO IT ACTUALLY POSTED WOW MANY THANKS TUMBLR. EXPECT ATTEMPT NO.3 SOON!

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[Black Speech]

Bonus:

["Good boy."]*

*Not official translation.

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"Charlie Vickers turns up at your door, you'll let him in!"

Speak your truth Charles 🤩🖤

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Can I offer you a tiny Sauron in these trying times?

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"I've done evil..." ⸸ (๑•́ -•̀) ๋࣭ ⭑⚝ CHARLIE VICKERS as SAURON/HALBRAND in The Rings of Power 2.01 "Elven Kings Under the Sky"

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post ring era i almost wanted to give him black hair yknow why :)

ok black/greyish hair ver. under the cut

actually important bc "shadow of morgoth" 🖤

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Ocean of Color

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"Finish the Nine, and I will spare your city."

Celebrimbor: " What will you do with them?"

"Create a perfect and lasting peace."

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This guy here is living in my sketchbook (and my head) rent free. This is getting out of hand..

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Oh, this hand move! 💕

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l

Meu amigo @kithkerulin me incentivou a desenhar homem pelado. Esse desenho é para ele. O nosso Dark Lord Dono da p**** toda.

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Celebrimbor: very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand

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unfinished

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SAURON + emojis

bonus:

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taking the opportunity to enjoy him before we have to watch an evil twink systematically ruin his life