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“would you give your teacher a hug?”

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I find it so funny when people act like Nanami is a paragon of responsibility and maturity with the Jujutsu kids while Gojo is just a manchild that likes to get in trouble. Because when Gojo took Yuji to watch his techniques in a "field trip", he told him not to fight, stood by his side the whole time, and protected him while explaining his lessons.

Meanwhile Nanami

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Gojo ‘I will ruffle your hair if you are shorter than me, and you definitely are’ Satoru

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tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week

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tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

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Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)

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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?

Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.

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Can someone like give me money rn lol😭

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The Riddler: What speaks without-

Nightwing: [holds up a hand] WAIT!

Riddler: Did you just inter-

Nightwing: [not paying attention] wait, shhhhh...is that?

Riddler: ...[whispering] what?

Nightwing: [super excited] The ice cream van! Sorry, Nygma we have to cut this short. Let me just- [throws a batarang at the doom-machine of the day, destroying it] Ok, see you! [takes off]

Riddler: I- but- [weakly] wait...

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Riddler: [burst out of an underground elevator] My my, Hood, looks like-

Red Hood: [shoots him in the leg]

Riddler: [yelps and collapses]

Red Hood: No, go on. Looks like...?

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Riddler: One knows the past, the other-

Red Robin: [on his phone] lame

Riddler: the -the other... Would you pay ATTENTION?

Red Robin: WoUlD YOu PaY AttENtION

Riddler: Rude

Red Robin: [still on the phone] Hi, is this Del Taco? I'd like to make an order-

Riddler: Are you seriously calling for TAKE-OUT now?

Red Robin: [glares at him] it's Del Taco

Riddler: SO?

Red Robin: [dead serious] they have fr e sh avoca do.

Nightwing: [shouting from a nearby roof] WHY ARE YOU ON PATROL YOU'VE BEEN UP FOR 50 HOURS GO TO SLEEP

Red Robin: [whispers to Riddler] Ssshhh, he doesn't know I'm here.

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Riddler: Looks like I have the upper hand-

Robin: [gaze fixed on Riddler's foot] You stepped on a beetle.

Riddler: -and Batman- wait what?

Robin: [stabs a katana through Riddler's other foot] SHE WAS AN INNOCENT

Riddler: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS GO FOR THE LEGS

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Batman: Riddler. So you're behind this.

Riddler: [steps into the light] Yes! And now- you're at my mercy!

Batman: ...what are you planning? What could you possibly have to gain from this?

Riddler: Well, I got you here, didn't I? Which mean I can finally tell you tO GET YOUR FUCKING KIDS UNDER CONTROL THEY'RE MEAN AND VIOLENT AND THEY KEEP IGNORING ME HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT BEATING UP CRIMINALS AND SO USELESS AT TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN COMMON DECENCY?? I WORK HARD! [to his henchmen] DON'T I WORK HARD?? AND FOR WHAT??

Batman: ...

Riddler: YOU'RE GONNA GO HOME AND HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH YOUR LITTLE BRATS ABOUT RESPECTING THEIR ELDERS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BLOW UP THIS CITY

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Urban Dictionary 4

[//in which Bruce keeps up to date with Teen slang and hides it from his children to retain his advantage//]

Bruce: [walks into the kitchen] Good morning, Alfred. What are you up to?

Alfred: Good morning Master Bruce. Master Timothy gave me a crossword he had made himself. I'm attempting to finish it.

Bruce: Oh? Anything I can help with?

Alfred: There is one in particular that has me stumped. Five across, starts with "J". The clue is "never effing learned how to read", I though perhaps "Joker" but as I recall he is not illiterate.

Bruce: [peers down at the crossword] It's "Jared".

Tim: [bursts out of a kitchen cabinet]

Tim: [out of breath and with wild eyes, pointing victoriously at Bruce] I FUCKING KNEW IT

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When Steph comes back and tries to fight crime as Spoiler and later Batgirl everyone keeps on reminding her that she ‘died’ once and Steph’s like ‘wow everyone sure keeps mentioning that’ and I just realised that Steph has no idea how badly her death affected the Batfamily.

Steph’s death shattered the Batfamily.

Steph’s death hit Bruce hard, he went to her funeral even though Bruce wayne had no reason to be there, he visited Steph’s grave over and over again, he left flowers both at her grave and at the memorial the people of Gotham made for the Robin that died in the gang war. Steph’s death affected Bruce so much that he banned Leslie Thompkins one of his oldest allies and the person who was said to be a mother figure to him as much as Alfred is a father figure out of the country.

Cass couldn’t even talk about her, crying for the the first time since she could remember and she would even hallucinate Steph whenever she was near death. Steph being the person she wanted to see most.

Steph’s death broke Tim arguably.

Tim completely lost his optimism once Steph died, of course he would loose his dad and several of his friends in the coming year but Steph’s death was the first and arguably one of the hardest hits. Fighting the evil that took Steph and his dad and other friends became his reasons for crime fighting and he even hallucinated Steph himself (though in a much more disturbing way than Cass did), Tim kept his own memorial case for Steph along with Kon’s uniform underneath Titan’s tower, he thought about her and her death often and even wanted to use Lazarus waters to bring her back. After Steph’s death Alfred mentions to Bruce that Tim has become darker instead of making Bruce brighter.

Alfred cried over Steph’s death and during the beginning of Under the Red Hood he actually thinks about Steph a lot and how death has visited the Wayne household again and they’ve all lost someone they hold dear.

Barbara felt she had to leave the city after Steph died and Jim actually moved to Metropolis with her because he wanted to be near his daughter so Batman lost two major allies as well as the Birds of Prey this isn’t even talking about all the times Black Canary thinks of Steph or how Barbara talks with Misfit about Steph.

Dick struggles to even say Stephanie’s name, over the family having another loss.

Jason’s death broke the batfamily but Steph’s death also shattered them. 

Jim, Barbara and the Birds of Prey moved to Metropolis. The police turned against Batman. Tim and Cass moved to Bludhaven. Leslie was banned from the country they didn’t need a memo about your death Steph, it really, really hurt them.

Sorry this is so long I’ve actually left out a lot of grieving, I’m barely even mentioning how Joker straight up tried to kill Black Mask for killing the girl Robin and I’m still convinced that the main reason that Jason targeted Black Mask was because he killed a Robin, in comics he has the Joker captured while he’s going after Black Mask it’s got to be about Steph, avenging her the way no one avenged him.

I can’t decide what hurts more how much Steph’s death hurt the Batfamily or how Steph still doesn’t realise or know how much she meant to them and how much her death hurt them even after she came back

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Please don't hate me for posting this again, but I found the beginning of this!

Robin 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1 - “More Time” (2020)

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Dick: Hey B, has anyone ever told you that you look kinda like George Clooney?

Jason: No way, he totally looks like Michael Keaton.

Tim: How can you say that? Bruce is obviously a carbon copy of Christian Bale.

Damian: Tt. You are all a bunch of imbeciles if you cannot see Father's uncanny resemblance to Ben Affleck.

Stephanie: Actually, you guys are all wrong. Bruce is exactly like Edward from Twilight.

The kids: *start arguing*

Bruce: Alfred, I'll spending the weekend with the Kents if you need me.

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I need motivation

Like

Seriously

My second semester in college is coming up:)

AND

i need friend, a real one

Hot damn potatoes, it sounds like i really am desperate.

But indeed i am LMAO

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My mom bought me a big bottle coffee from starbucks, like, really big.

So i drink it, much, to keep me awake ofc. But, after on my third cup, i just read it that it only has 0% of coffee. What the heck starbucks

That’s why i still couldn’t stay awake

After all the three cups dude

What the heck starbucks/ mom

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It is just me or what

Yeah only me..

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In the meantime....

Where the heck is my braincells

I lost them

Get help

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Detective Comics (2016) #1009