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this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

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the tadpole gang and their druid nannies

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Dude I totally signed on for this gig because I thought it was an ensemble cast adventuring group type situation but low-key dave has been giving protagonist lately :/ yeah I just don’t know how I feel about being a companion you know? Why did the backing track change to a minor key.

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

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Zoey! She’s a cutie 🩵

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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

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Everyone on Earth needs to see this. It's vital.

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I have an occasionally overwhelming love for others that tears me apart inside and I would flay myself than witness their suffering and how helpless I am to protect them from their own thwarted hopes but rest assured: I am working harder than ever to be a huge asshole to compensate

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MaoMao x Jinshi ♡

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every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

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Fuck you and your whole “it’s not really enemies-to-lovers if he’s loved her the whole time”. Boy obsessed is an incredible trope and I will not accept this slander.

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