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Been having some thoughts..

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy

[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?

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im writing something

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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

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new conspiracy theory: he was a friar in a past life

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I'm not saying it's simple. I'm saying it can't wait. DS9 | 1.15

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I do not give a shit what the grant money goes towards. You need to make pasty, doughy, white boys rap battle each other on YouTube.

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New Trek writers: we're bringing back the Torment Nexus from the fan favorite classic Trek episode "Don't Create the Torment Nexus" in a new movie called "The Torment Nexus is Totally Awesome" starring Michelle Yeoh.

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Kid debating what to use his allowance on

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im surprised no one is talking about how elon musk paid people to make high level hardcore characters for him so he could claim it was all his work on livestream only to be immediately exposed as he couldn't even play the game right

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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Star Trek: Lower Decks season 5 airs today, here's a bunch of silly doodles inspired by character designer Marisa Livingston, who worked on the show. I'm gonna miss these fuckers, especially the dynamic duo 😢

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it's everyone's favorite holiday

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