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DRAGON AGE info spreadsheet

i've made THIS SPREADSHEET that has different information about Dragon Age media, such as:

· the canon ages of DA important characters · known info about the DATV companions · where you can find the DATV devs on social media · a tab with relevant links to archived lost media, interesting dragon age posts, official content, and other useful things like this sheet

everything with sources :)

(these images are previews. i strongly advice you to check the sheet itself and not these images for updated info in case there were mistakes, i added new stuff, for links and for better quality.)

some of the things i'll be adding to the sheet next are (probably):

· a sheet with all dragon age media in chronological order (+ relevant links) · visual references (official clear images of the companions mostly, + other things) · more characters in the "character ages" sheet (if there's an interest, let me know if that's the case) · and characters' nationalities (in-game and irl approximations)

keep in mind that there are spoilers all over it, for all games (even datv, who hasn't yet come out at the time of posting this) and for other dragon age media (books, comics, etc.) i did my best to add warnings though!

reach out to me (mostly here or twitter) if there are any mistakes, or if you have any sort of feedback regarding the contents, formatting or accessibility! i'd appreciate it a lot! and talk to me to if you'd be willing to collaborate with me for the upcoming information! i could use the help.

and if the link is broken:

if got it from a reblog, look at the original post and check if it works there (in case i changed it for whatever reason)

if not, just reach out to me (op)

there's more information on the sheet itself. make sure to scroll all the way down and to the right to see all of the sheet :]

i hope this is useful for someone. i did this because most people don't take the time to source their information, and i also find it more comfortable to have most stuff in one place. it took (and continues to take) a loooong time to do this lol it was exhausting. thanks for your attention!

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I think it's pretty normal to think about having sex with a higher dimensional being. Pretty sure everyone's done it like once. For example

Like if you were just walking down the road when your foot caught on something and you fell. Except instead of hitting the ground, you fall straight through it and down into an infinite inky black void. You aren't really sure if you are falling anymore. There doesn't seem to be any rush of air past you, but you can still breathe. You feel the downward pull of gravity, but you aren't sure you are even moving at all.

You feel yourself come in contact with something. Except it's behind you, opposite the direction of the pull. You feel yourself laying back against whatever it is. It feels like some kind of cylinder but wider than your body. It's warm to the touch but the same inky black color as everything else, so it's impossible to tell if it's there or if you are just imagining it. You start to panic a bit, worried you might have died, but the heartbeat racing in your chest seems out of place for a dead person to have.

Then you see something. The void all around you seems to shift, leaving swirling grey patterns. Like a liquid metal swirling from a disturbance. Whatever it you felt is massive bigger than you can even imagine. Able to completely surround you without you even realizing. However, the realization that whatever it is, is real, and is currently resting part of itself against you, sends you into a whole new panic. A second later, several tendrils lash out and coil themselves around your limbs. Your ankles and thighs, your wrists, torso, and neck all coiled up by whatever this thing is. You try to fight it, but no amount of effort can move the things. It pulls you back against the larger tendril, and then you feel a shift. Your body didn't move, but gravity did. You feel vertigo slam in to you as you stop falling and instead are now pulled back against the larger tendril.

A loud ringing crack suddenly interrupts the silence. Like two blocks of wood were slammed together, but the blocks were the size of moons. You suddenly realize that you are now completely naked and exposed. Your mind spins, you both remember being undressed and are 100 percent sure that didn't happen. There wasn't enough time. While you try to figure out what just happened, you are brought back to the moment by the tentacles pulling your legs up and spreading them. Leaving you exposed completely as another tentacle reveals itself just barely poking out from between your legs. Without much warning, it slips forward and pushes itself into your ass. You feel a familiar twing of discomfort at the sudden intrusion, but for whatever reason, this tentacle is covered in a thick, warm slime that lubricates as it pushes in. You wiggle uselessly, trying to get free or escape, but soon the creature has found your sweet spot. You can't resist the whine that escapes your throat as your prostate is hit.

The creature seems to be pleased with its discovery and ensures to give it lots of attention as it slides in and out. Each thrust, going deeper into your body, the tentacle curling just right to hit that spot again. It's already deeper than any exploration you've ever done, and your thighs tremble with delight. Unable to resist anymore, you let your gasps and moans slip free openly.

Another tentacle slides in from the side and curls itself around your now dripping cock. You watch in amazement as your gock disappears under the coils of the tentacle. Then you feel it squeeze your shift. A rhythmic pulsing squeeze from tip to base and again. You shudder and gasp, seeing stars in your vision from the pleasure assaulting you. The creature doesn't even seem to care about making you last focusing all its efforts on making you cum.

With a cry you feel yourself tip over the edge. Your hips trying to jerk themselves up to make your cock thrust into the tightly coiled tentacles. But two more suction cup covered tendrils grip your hips tight enough to leave cuts and keeps you still. Your entire body twitches and tightens with each pulse of pleasure leaving you limp and gasping by the end. You look down and can see your seed leaking out from between the coils.

Laying back to catch your breath, you are suddenly assaulted by that sound again. The crack and then things shift again. The tentacles begin their fucking again. You tense up expecting to be overly sinistive but you aren't. You can still see your seed leaking out of the coils and you realize this thing skipped your recovery time. You can already feel another release approaching fast.

You wonder if this thing is ever going to let you go or just keep playing with you for all eternity, but the thoughts die in a white hot ecstasy as another orgams hits. Another loud crack, and you realize you won't escape, and if you do, you'll be completely broken by then.

Like yeah :3

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art by @niochemblyat

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Deadpool approves.

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Game of Thrones Preference "How they react when you finally give in to them” (NSFW-ish)

(Woooo back to some GOT!! It’s a follow-up from this, this and this Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/credit to the original owners.)

Sandor-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d be quite proud of you and can’t help but be even more loving of you, pulling you into his lap and just kissing you as he promises to cherish and protect you forever, unable to hide his joy. When you’d finally give him the chance to be intimate with you, he’d be so gentle and kind at first, wanting to make sure you understand how grateful he is of you, only to lose control and be too eager, getting rough with you as he’s always dreamed of.

Tormund-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d be so happy and ecstatic, practically bragging about it to everyone how he’s conquered your heart and how you just can’t get enough of him, truly believing it was meant to be from the beginning. When you’d finally end up letting him be intimate with you, he’d just be so pleased he can’t help but kiss you all over before demanding you show him how much you love him, so grateful for you.

Beric-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d just be relieved and wouldn’t be able to stop himself from asking you to marry him, holding your hands tight and practically anticipating you to be over the moon from his proposal. When you’d finally end up being intimate with him, he’d be just as loving and gentle with you as he dreamed of, practically worshiping your body as he goes down on you all night and shows you what he’s always wanted to give you.

Thoros-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d tease you and would point out that he just knew deep down you loved him just as much and would practically hold you to him, unable to keep his hands off of you. When you’d finally really let him be intimate with you, he’d be so playful and cocky, teasing and proving to you how badly you always wanted him as he’d practically having no shame in pleasuring you with his fingers and his tongue.

Jorah-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d be so happy and would see it as him truly making you fall in love with him, holding your hands to him and just kissing them as he promises to love and care for your forever. When you’d finally let him be intimate with you, he can’t help but go slow and always make sure you’re comfortable, begging you to do as you please with him but also unable to deny himself of how much he just wants you to show him that you love him.

Petyr-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d be so cocky and proud, cupping your cheeks in hand and tracing your lips with his thumb, bragging about how he knew you couldn’t resist him and that you want him just as much. When you’d finally let yourself be intimate with him, he’d prove himself to you as to why he deserves you, purposely edging you and making you be vocal about needing and wanting him, being quite full of himself to see you yearn so much:

Jon-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d be genuinely relieved and happy, reassuring you he loves you no matter what and just holding your hand to comfort you. When you’d finally be intimate with you, it would be rather romantic and loving, him having waited until you both are truly in the mood and can’t wait anymore, showing you how much he loves you.

Eddard-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d be at ease and would be even more in love with you, already envisioning a family with you and just promising you to be a loving husband. When he’d finally be intimate with you on your wedding night, he can’t help but he gentle and sweet, showing you how he’ll treat you and focusing on your pleasure above his own.

Benjen-As you’d finally give in to his love for you or would seem to, he’d be over the moon and can’t help but just want to celebrate it with you, unable to stop himself from kissing you all over as he thanks you. When you’d finally let him be intimate with you, he’d be a little too eager and in the mood, being all needy and desperate to have you at last, only to make it overwhelming for you as he’d focus on your pleasure.

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"please." // "not yet."

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Loputyn aka Unicorn Bunny aka Neoloputyn aka Jessica Cioffi (Italian, based Lombardia, Italy) - Untitled, 2023, Drawings

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Yemanja/ Yemoja by Marcelo Jorge

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NSFW alphabet for Teldryn please?

Hell yeahhhh.

Not proofread, so ignore of tell me if any mistakes pls. <3

18+ only! Sexual content ahead, minors dni!!

NSFW ALPHABET: TELDRYN SERO

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

At first this man is a bit oblivious to it, he's never had sex in a 'loving relationship' as he'd call it so he's used to the bang and dash, but it's different with you and he's learning to be more of an attentive man.

Use your words, tell him what you want and with time it sort of becomes a routine he knows by heart and loves. He loves to cuddle with you, to breathe you in. Feel you close to him. He loves to bathe together too, skin to skin, tiny kisses along your bare shoulders as you clean up.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His: I don't see Tel as someone who really takes notice of himself. So he doesn't have a favourite part of his own body. But he likes how his body feels against yours.

Yours: ass. He loves to grab and squeeze and jiggle your ass. Loves when he eats you out when you're on your hands and knees so he can give attention to that bunda, man loves it. He also loves your hands too. No matter if they're big or small. He likes to watch them wrap around his cock.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He's a dirty bastard and anywhere is game. On your back, stomach, face, ass, anywhere. He gets satisfaction from seeing it on you tbh. Makes him wanna go another round.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to hear about your past experiences and your fantasies so he can recreate them but 10x better, to get the satisfaction that he'll be the best and only person to make you feel that way.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's experience, he's not young and knows what he's doing. He's never had a relationship, been too busy. Never had time. Or the feelings deep enough to call it a relationship but he's had sexual partners before, so he definitely knows, and he's good too. Really good.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary, likes to see your face as he fucks you. Tbh any position he can see your face. He feeds off seeing you in pleasure, watching your body as it wiggles in anticipation with your mouth open and eyes screwed shut.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's not that goofy but he's not very serious either. He's the type to make the odd comment here and there, mainly sarcasm you could link with a hint of degradation/humiliation. But he's not the type to joke around or be straight faced 'Mr. Grey' either...

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He. Doesn't. Care. He's lazy. He's busy. He doesn't have time to venture his own wilds to tame it. He'd do it if you asked though. Only for you. As for you, again. He doesn't care. If you shave, cool. If you don't, cool. He's always preferred his cats longhaired anyway (I'm so sorry that was a terrible joke)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's intimate in a fun way. I don't see him as a sappy person in general, so don't expect much in that department. But he's fun with it. Lots of kisses, especially the ones that tickle your skin as he peppers them across your body. The type to like eye contact and to watch you come undone which can be a very intimate moment.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He may be a sexual person but he has self control. He doesn't masturbate that much. Only if he's stressed out or had a long day and you aren't around to get it down n dirty. But when he does he thinks of all the things he wants to do with you and things he already has.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Overstimulation: loves to see you overstimulated, begging and crying and shaking. It gives him a boost of the ego that he's the reason you're in that state. He also loves how needy and clingy you become too.

Somnophillia: he likes it either way. Of course consent and permission always. If you don't want him to do it to you, that's fine. No worries but you're allowed to him any time. He loves waking up to a surprise, every good day starts with your mouth around him.

Bondage: loves to tie you up, he thinks you look so pretty when restrained, he uses red rope because it compliments your skin and loves to tease you and see you struggle against the rope.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Mainly bedroom. In the comfort of your home or something alike it. He isn't the type to share, even the sound of your moans. That's for him, and him only. He can be pretty traditional in that sense, possessive and protective. What's his is his so he sticks to places you're fully his.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Pretty much anything. Rub your ass against him and you'll feel something digging in the lower part of your back in a matter of seconds.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Again, possessive. No sharing. Whatsoever.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Hes defo the type use his mouth on the front and back, if ya get me. He loves ass. I just know he's good at it too. Like roll your eyes at the back of your head until you see the stars good. He could go for hours too, his tongue fast and skilled.

He also loves when you suck him off too. Especially in the mornings or after a long week. It's like a reward. He lays back, relaxed and just focuses on the feeling, his hand gripping your hair, pushing your head down further.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He's dominant, soft and hard depends on the mood.

He's more of a pounder than a fast fucker. Ya get me? He likes to drag it out and pound it back in with no mercy and it feels so good. So he takes his time with his thrusts but they're never light, he likes to feel him slam into you, drives him crazy especially when your gasp and arch your back more and more each time he does it.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Nah, I don't see him being into quickies. He doesn't see the point in them. He needs time, and he wants you to cum at least three times. He's too greedy for something quick.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Letting you tie him up. He's usually the dom, but sometimes he let's you take the reigns and if you suggest tying him up, he's down to try it. He also grows to realise he loves praise too. Tell him he's good, and he's making you feel good.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Depends. He loves to lazily fuck you. But when he lazily fucks you he can do it for more than 2 rounds because he just let's lost in the feeling. But when he has the energy he can mostly go one round, but it lasts longer. Either way you both end up satisfied.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

If you own any, he'll definitely use them with you. For both your pleasure. This one is harder to answer since I doubt there's many sex toys in tamriel (unless you're like haelga and use horker tusks..ouch?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very unfair. He loves to see you get frustrated as he teases and edges you, making small comments as he laughs out and it's evil. But its sexy soooooo.... he's sadistically unfair. He loves it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not too loud. He grunts and groans, especially in your ear or when his face is stuffed in your neck. But he is the type to groan as he goes down on you, it turns him on when tasting you, feeling his mouth on you.

W = Wild Card

He likes to watch you gag and choke on his cock, will purposely fuck your face to see your eyes fill up with tears.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He's big, but not scarily big, like not 8+ big I'd say 6+, 7 inches. He's quite thick too and veiny.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high. But as I said. He has self control. He doesn't let it override him too bad. But he's already ready when you are.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty fast. Once your heads are on that pillow and he knows you're comfortable he's off.

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edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

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According to another poll most people on tumblr are liars because people answered that they always reblog posts and yet there are more votes on that option than there are reblogs; I think the poll didn't have enough opinions to give an accurate view so I'm making my own.

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First of all, how dare you

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no wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold nothing satisfies me but your soul.

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my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

i salute MY soldiers

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headcanoning that Leandra met Anders before Hawke did, in the markets in Lowtown, that they struck up a little friendship going over herbs and salves, that Leandra thinks he’s just a nice young man and invites him over for dinner one day because she may not have much but it’s clear he has less, and when he gets there Hawke is just “… okay I know how I know the apostate Grey Warden deserter running an illicit clinic in Darktown. mother, how do you know —”

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always wondered what kicked off those 3 years he laid awake at night aching for hawke (x)

*they/she for my hawke, pls dont tag as fhawke or fhanders :)