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Teacher voice: I don't know, can they?

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Interviewer: Your resume says you hate crime Police officer applicant: hell yeah, almost daily

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my latest favourite bit to do to myself is when I ask myself "what are you doing?!" I make "doing" rhyme with "boing"

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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

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a story told in 2 parts

the confidence opp must have had with that opening hand

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I want to find more youtube channels but like the early-2010s chatting-to-a-camera-in-their-bedroom where they're just spouting silly anecdotes or thoughts for 5 mins

the "classic vlog" style

do those channels still exist or is it not "marketable enough"?

if they do still exist, I dont even know how I would find them any more

send help pls

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my parents sent me a birthday card

the picture on the front was ... them...

I am not handling this well...

thats such a weird decision

"hey it's your birthday, have a picture of us"

???

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goddamn so glad I finished this before the next expansion packs were released

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Air Bud 6: Heir Bud

👑@reniadeb🐕

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coo-tang clan

such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that

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moments before disaster

Petting the hands of an otter

(via)

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I think it's hilarious that for the last 9 years Rocket saying "im not a raccoon" was assumed to be some deep rejection of self when in reality the man just had no clue what a fuckin raccoon was.

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well, google, one of them is a giant fuckin red dog