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Stray Kids’ reaction to matching outfits for Halloween

Requested by anon

Pairing: Stray Kids x reader

Warnings: None, just possible swearing

Author: Admin Wiki

Bang Chan (or Christopher Bang)

he is all in

he loves the idea of matching costumes

chan def thinks it’s super cute 

will he do little red riding hood and the big bad wolf??

UM YES?????

when you’re at a party, it kinda shows everyone that you’re together 

he also loves seeing friends wearing matching outfits 

they’re super fun, he loves them

Lee Minho (Lee Know)

it’s gonna take some convincing for this man to get into a matching costume if it isn’t up to his standard

all the lovey dovey outfits?? no sir

he’ll get into a matching outfit that’s all jokes

like the both of you being animals or teletubbies 

he doesn’t wanna be howl and sophie from howl’s moving castle

but he also thinks that you wanting to match is really cute 

it’s an opportunity to show you off

Seo Changbin

i have no idea what he would think

i feel like he absolutely hates it 

he loves seeing you dress up but he himself does not like dressing up 

i feel like it makes him feel weird 

he feels like a clown lowkey

he kinda just 🧍

for the whole night he just stands beside you

and when someone asks you what your costume is, he replies instead of you :)

Hwang Hyunjin

he has to approve the outfit first

if you don’t show him the costume first, he says he’s not wearing it

but tbh you could force him into the costume without any complaints

he’ll say he hates it but he’ll probably like and just says that to be petty

just like changbin, he’ll stand next to you and answer anyone who asks you about the costume

“yeah my girlfriend chose the costume for us, it’s like a couples thing :)” 

now that he gets to show off that you’re a couple (of course if you’re comfortable with that) he loves the costumes

Han Jisung (Han)

LOVES COUPLES COSTUMES????

A DAY FOR HIM TO SHOW YOU OFF SUBTLY????

ABSOLUTELY

he’ll help you decide

goes shopping with you

yells at the boys for making fun of him

he’ll follow you around like a lost puppy the whole night 

just so you can pull him towards you and show off how you’re in a couples costume

loves halloween (more?) now

Lee Felix (or Lee Yongbok)

he 100% either hates it or loves it 

it really depends on the mood he wakes up in

if he’s happy he’ll love it and really want to wear it 

but if he’s upset, then it’s a i’ll wear it but i’m grumpy in it the whole day

he just doesn’t wanna ruin your mood about the costume because he’s not feeling it 

i feel like even if he is upset on halloween, he’s still gonna indulge in either trick-or-treating or in parties so that he doesn’t ruin what people planned for that night

but when he’s in a good mood????

GOES ALL OUT AND TRIES TO BE IN CHARACTER OF THE COSTUME YOU CHOSE

he thinks it’s funny trying to be in character 

Kim Seungmin

he kinda just deals with it???

he might be a little grump about it because he didn’t wanna do anything

but he’ll indulge in it for you

and once again, he’ll kinda just stand there beside/behind you to show everyone it’s a couples/matching outfit

minho will come up and teasingly ask him about the costume 

to which you reply with what it is, all excited

and seungmin stares at you with a smile on his face and decides that wearing the outfit was worth it

Yang Jeongin (I.N.)

100% is in to it

he just wants to dress up again 

since it’s not something older teens do anymore

he’ll give you ideas and help you with shopping for it 

and when halloween actually comes

“oh yeah my beautiful s/o actually did everything for the couple costume and it’s so worth it”

jisung from across the room, “SIMP”

finds it super cute and wants to do more costumes with you 

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Stray Kids’ reaction to the members bothering you guys to have children

Requested by anon

Pairing: Stray Kids x reader

Warnings: 

Author: Admin Wiki

A/N: obviously this is gonna be way in the future cause i doubt they’re having kids in the near future 

Bang Chan (or Christopher Bang)

honestly 

he is 100% father material 

and i would love to be the mother of his children anytime he wanted children

but of course he would wait until after his idol career is done

i feel like he doesn’t want to have children when he’s super busy and stressed with his idol life

but afterwards......

a couple of years have passed since stray kids have disbanded and the members are all still friends

the younger ones are always jokingly pestering you two to have kids

they even did it while the group was still making music 

they love you two as a couple and want you two to have kids (as long as that’s what y’all want and aren’t being pressured into it) 

it’s always them saying things like :

“but your kids would be sooooo cute!!!!!”

“they’d have such talent”

“the child would be the best blessing that has ever happened to the world”

of course the boys are saying this as jokes and aren’t trying to pressure, but it seriously gets chan thinking bc they’ve planted things into his head 

Lee Minho (Lee Know)

lowkey gets annoyed at the boys

as always, he waits until after disbandment 

he’s too busy and honestly not thinking of having children yet

and then once disbandment comes and he meets you...

his views on having children and starting a family change slightly 

and he start reacting differently when the guys tease him 

they immediately notice the sudden shift and chan will ask him about it

“are they taking it too far? do you want me to talk to them about it?”

“thanks hyung, but it’s okay. it’s just making me think about what i want in the future.”

the little jabs gets him thinking about having kids with you 

and he starts daydreaming about what your kids would look like 

(same thing if you guys adopt) 

Seo Changbin

ever since you two got together, the younger ones have made nonstop jokes about you and changbin having kids

jisung will make jokes when they’re in the studio together

hyunjin while they’re doing dance practice

but once stray kids’ career slows down and the members move onto other things, changbin starts to think about it 

of course when the members used to make jokes, he’d get annoyed and tell them to quit it 

but now that he actually has time to raise a child, it gets his mind going

he won’t say something for a while because he has to think and gather himself 

but he’s kinda glad the members used to make jokes

it opened his eyes to an important part in his life and relationship 

so he’s kinda grateful that they were annoying

Hwang Hyunjin

i mean of course this man doesn’t think about having kids while he’s still in stray kids

i feel he doesn’t even get an s/o until they’re close to/after disbandment

cause he’s so dedicated to his job that he doesn’t want his s/o to feel neglected 

but when hyunjin introduces you to the members...

immediately, just to be annoying, jisung goes “oh you’d have beautiful kids together” or “i just know you two would be great parents”

everyone laughs it off 

but that night when you two are home and in bed...

he’s lying awake and staring at the ceiling

he can’t get the idea of what your kids would look like (if you have some or even adopt)

the idea gets him excited 

it’s a big step in a relationship and he hopes the guys didn’t scare you off by saying that

Han Jisung (Han)

he’s probably the one that makes the most jokes about you two having kids

he just always makes lighthearted jokes about it without actually hinting at anything 

and then chan makes a joke when he sees jisung with his son and you with his daughter

“you two are natural! if i didn’t know they were my kids i would’ve thought they were yours”

you blush and laugh it off 

but meanwhile jisung starts looking between the kid in his arms and you with the kid in your arms

and he has that cliche vision where he sees you playing around with kids 

it really gets him thinking about having kids 

and he’ll talk to the members about the thoughts he’s been having recently 

and chan the ever loving man gives him advice about how to talk to you about this

Lee Felix (or Lee Yongbok)

if jisung could keep his mouth shut for two seconds... 

felix wouldn’t be having a dilemma right now

jisung has now implanted visions in felix’s head 

he’s envisioning both of you with kids now

wether that means having kids or adopting

i feel like he would love to have kids 

of course if you’re comfortable with that

the more that jisung and maybe some of the other boys joke about it, the more he wants to talk to you about it

whatever your answer is to his question or whatever your reaction is to the boys making jokes 

felix will always love you and respects your decisions 

Kim Seungmin

i feel like this man loves kids but also doesn’t

it’s a love hate relationship really 

at first, the boys only make jokes in front of you

“when are we gonna have mini seungmin’s?”

and then one day seungmin overhears them making jokes about that to you

he’ll grill them about being respectful 

and then that’s when they start making jokes in front of him 

for a long time it’s nothing that bothers him 

but then there’s one night where the jokes get into his head and he starts considering kids in the future for you guys

he’ll talk to you about it and see what you think about kids

Yang Jeongin (I.N.)

of course he’s still too young at the moment 

but later in the future when the band has disbanded and the members are leading their own lives... 

when jeongin is babysitting chan’s kids, chan makes a remark about you two having kids 

this gets him thinking

and when he goes to talk to you, you bring it up

“i’ve been thinking lately about kids cause all the boys have been making jokes...”

he respects your decision whatever maybe that be 

he’d love to have kids in his lifetime (adoption or having)

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Stray Kids’ reaction to you being friends with their family

Requested by anon

Pairing: Stray Kids x reader

Warnings: None, maybe just some swearing

Author: Admin Wiki

Bang Chan (or Christopher Bang)

it’s actually how he met you

his parents stopped and talked to you every time they saw you eventually it became a sort of friendship between you two 

you guys remember when he brought the members to his family’s house in australia?

you happened to stop by their house that day too

everyone was introduced to you 

and it was actually seungmin that suggested to chan that you stay for dinner

they just stuck you behind the camera and cut out the parts where you were talking 

after dinner, you and chan really hit it off and exchanged numbers 

he would LOVE the fact that you’re friends with his parents 

Lee Minho (Lee Know)

he met you through his cousins (if he has any lmao)

they were so excited to introduce you two

being all like “i think y’all would hit it off”

and then he sees you and is like “babe what are you doing here?”

his cousins are just like “BABE?!?!?! (Y/N) THIS IS THE BOY YOU’RE DATING?!?!?! AND MINHO!!!! YOU’RE DATING SOMEONE?!?!?!” 

he finds this really funny because he’s technically not allowed to be dating someone since he’s an idol and stans tend to go ballistic when their idols are dating

he loves the fact that you’re already friends with some of his family

it also unsettles him a little

it also makes it easy for him to make sure his family likes you

Seo Changbin

you’re a friend of his older sister’s and already his s/o

he doesn’t really talk to his sister about his friends and she never really talks about hers

but one day you’re telling him that you’re going over to a friends house to keep her company during a family reunion

coincidentally the same day his family is having a reunion

he doesn’t think much of it and joins his family

when he greets everyone he notices his sister isn’t there yet and asks his parents about it

they tell him his sister had to go pick up her friend and should be here in a couple minutes

everyone has settled and is mingling when he hears an uproar about people coming in through the door

he figures it’s his sister and her friend so he goes to greet them

but then he hears your laugh and is like ����‍♀️🧍‍♀️

he then just watches everyone hug and greet you and he just watches

eventually everyone clears out and you spot him and are like ???????

he loves the fact that his family likes you already without even knowing you two are dating yet

just like minho he feels like he doesn’t have to worry about his family not liking you

but this is the push he needed to show you off to his family

so he goes up and greets you with a kiss

Hwang Hyunjin

you already knew his parents because your parents are friends with them

so one day when he's visiting his parents, you and your parents happen to show up too

he kinda just stands there like 🧍‍♀️ oh hi babe what are you doing here?

and both your parents stand there like ??? babe ???

that's when you two are sorta forced to come clean about your relationship at least to your families

he had no idea that you already knew his parents

but the fact that they already know you and like you really comforts him

it saves him the trouble of having to introduce you guys and making sure that you're all getting along

Han Jisung (Han)

let's say you're in school studying something and you had to get a tutor

i don't know what his older brother does but let's suppose that he's a friend willing to help you out with your studies

and since you've never met jisung's family (the opportunity hadn't come up yet but jisung was really trying to introduce you all) you had no idea what his family looked like

jisung knew what time your tutoring ended so he decided to swoop by afterwards

however it was running a little longer than all of you thought and he ran into you and his brother

he kinda just stared and had a confused look on his face

"why didn't you tell me that my brother was tutoring you?"

"this is your brother??"

all three of you are just like looking between each other

"anyways, this is my significant other and i had no idea you did tutoring"

"mom and dad are gonna laugh real good when they find out i've been tutoring your partner and none of us knew"

jisung is so happy that you already have a good relationship/friendship with his brother and hopes that his parents will like you

Lee Felix (or Lee Yongbok)

felix met you in high school and you two started a long distance relationship

before he left for korea he never got the opportunity to introduce you to his family himself

after he left for korea you mentioned that you were friends with a girl named rachel

and since his family is from australia he never would have guessed it was his older sister

and then one day he's like "babe facetime me rn i wanna show you smth"

but little does he know you're at his parents' house having a sleepover with rachel

rachel is in the shower and you're in her room waiting for her to come back and facetiming felix

and so in the distance he hears his mom's voice and he's just like

"wait babe where are you right now?"

"i'm at my friend rachel's house, why?"

"oh i thought i heard my mom's voice, that's all"

and then his mom does walk in and asks if you and rachel want any snacks

this man just goes "MOM IS THAT YOU???"

and you're just like "fjdksahfjkdsah felix wtf"

and that's when rachel comes back and their mom is just like "felix is that you?"

and that's when all hell breaks loose

all of you going "i had no idea we all knew each other and that felix's partner was rachel's friend"

in the end felix is just relieved his family likes you and that you already have a good relationship

Kim Seungmin

fjdklsafjdksla another older sister

this is when your relationship first starts and you're still learning each other's families names and friends names

and then you mention his sister's name

he's like oh? but doesn't really think it's actually his sister

and then one day seungmin's family invites all of stray kids over to celebrate a win or smth

so then his sister was allowed to bring a friend

and when you show up at the door all of stray kids is like "oh hi y/n, how's it going?"

which makes his sister and family confused in consequence

"how do you guys know y/n?"

this is when the guys are just like 😭🤚 he's dating them????

seungmin's family just starts laughing and is like 'oh wow okay, we had no idea you two were even dating someone"

of course seungmin and the boys had to keep it secret to the public but whenever talking to his family, it just never came up

all in all, seungmin loves that you and his family are friends

Yang Jeongin (I.N.)

let's suppose you're really good at a subject taught in high school and wanted to help younger children with it

this is when you start tutoring jeongin's little brother

so your tutoring sessions take place at his family's house

and of course you've told him that you started tutoring someone but you never told him their name

it just never came up

and so one day when you and his little brother have had a lot of tutoring sessions, jeongin decides he wants to walk you over

it's raining, you both don't have driver's licences and he just wants to make sure you get there safe

and when you two approach the house, that's when he realizes that it's his family's house

he just laughs and is like "babe did you not realize that this is my family?"

and you're just like what???

so he just opens the door and is like "mom and dad, i have a delivery for my younger brother!!"

everyone in the house walks over to the front door and is like???? how do you two (2) know each other?

and that's when you two come clean about your relationship to them

in the end jeongin is really relieved that you get along with his family

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hey guys!!

i've finished my first year of university but will be taking a summer course. i'm back to write out the requests we've received while all of us were in school. i'm gonna try and write as many as i can and get to the ones i don't finish as fast as i can.

-admin wiki

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this is so cute and good!!!! i really liked it 🥺

requested ~ no

not proofread

wc: 2.3k

genre ~ fluff, highschool au

synopsis ~ badboy!jisung is smitten with you after catching a glance of you on the first day of school, so the dreamies help him to make you his by the end of the year

warnings ~ fighting, cursing, underage smoking (don’t smoke children!! Or adults just don’t smoke in general)

note ~ this is a continuation of something another blog wrote! i got full clearance from them to write this and i’m finally getting around to it! @itsarealshitshow thank u again for letting me do this!! here’s the original post :)

“so what’s the plan for today, sung?” haechan says a little too loud for jisung’s comfort. the younger looks about, bug-eyed, for people who could have heard. “dude, that sounded like we plan on killing someone.” haechan just shrugs and pops the gum in his mouth. jisung shoves the boy lightly, causing him to choke. sniggers erupt from the group of boys that sit in the farthest corner of the lunchroom. the dreamies are what they call themselves, though everyone finds it a bit funny. “what was that for, you brat?!” haechan’s friends erupt in laughter, causing the nearby table to look over. the table that just so happened to be where your friend group sat. jisung makes eye contact with you and smiles. you send a timid one back before your friends roll their eye at the group’s antics and begin to leave. yeri takes your arm and pulls you away from the table before you can say anything about it.

“now we at least now she’s into you.” hyuck’s words send jisung’s heart into a frenzy. she’s into me. the next time jisung sees you is in the hallway. it’s just you at your locker, and jisung takes the chance. as he walks up to you, one of your friends appears and sends him a death glare. he stops in place and watches the two of you. “are you gonna go away or are you gonna stare at us?” yeri’s voice startles you out of your daydream and you look over to see jisung standing in the hallway. he rolls his eyes and scoffs at her. “that’s what i thought, park.” he huffs and walks away, but not before you send him a smile and a giggle. yeri looks at you like you’ve killed someone in front of her. “why are you giggling at him? he’s trouble, y/n, and you shouldn’t attract him.” closing your locker, you drag her to science while exclaiming that “he cannot be that bad, he looks like a ball of fluff.”

science drags on so you ask to use the restroom to see if you can find jisung in the halls. not the most educated choice but you have to at least speak to the boy. the hall pass in your hand is your ticket to getting out of trouble with any teacher, and the excuse of you being new. passing the rows of lockers proves no sight of the boy you seek until you get to the last ones near the back entrance of the school. There was jisung and his friends at the end, talking about some game while huddled around what you presumed to be a switch. you stop abruptly, which causes your sneakers to squeak. all six of the boys look up at you with eagle eyes. you’re a deer caught in headlights and not a word is uttered for a good minute. “you better not rat us out, goody two shoes.” haechans’ the first to speak. you shake your head and walk up to them. “i’m skipping class too so it really wouldn’t bring me any luck to do that.” they all look at you confused. “yeah yeah why would i skip class i get it. i’m looking for jisung, actually.” the boy in question turns red as a tomato and starts to stutter. the others snicker at his flustered state. you turn to jisung and smile sweetly. “i know my friends are always rude to you guys but i wanna get to know you. sorry for their behavior, also. they don’t know when to keep to themselves.” your face is now red as well, mostly because up close, jisung is absolutely breathtaking. “that’s for sure.” haechan’s mumble makes its way to your ears but is quickly muffled by jaemin smacking his arm.

in the next few weeks, you got a lot closer to jisung and his friends much to your friends’ dismay. “they’re all trouble, y/n. why do you hang around them?” you roll your eyes at her. “they’re just high school boys, they literally laughed at a fart noise the other day. they aren’t any harm to anyone.” she scoffs at you. “i thought you’d be at least a little smarter than this, but apparently not. i can’t be friends with someone who hangs out with unscholarly people.” you’re taken aback at her statement. “whatever yeri, if you don’t wanna be friends anymore then i don’t care, have fun being a bore.” you hurried away before she could say anything back to you. you were glad she didn’t want to speak with you anymore, all she ever talked about was school. you needed to find jisung.

you knew to find him in the back of the gym around this time of day. it was oddly quiet in there today, probably due to them not wanting to get caught for the third time this week. “jisung.” a small reply was heard along with the laughter of his friends. you walk over to where they were sitting and sit next to jisung. you lean against his shoulder and he reads you instantly. “what’s wrong?” you sigh and shuffle to get more comfortable. “yeri and i are no longer friends. all she does is be rude about the fact that i’m hanging out with you guys and i got tired of it. so she said she didn’t want to be friends with me and then she called me dumb! the audacity of her.” all six boys bust into giggles. the look on your face is unamused, and the boys only laugh more at it. “listen, y/n, she was probably right about us. we are trouble. i bet you didn’t know jisung beat up some kid yesterday because he was talking about you.” you snap your head to jisung, who is sheepishly looking down. “he was saying gross things! i can’t let someone speak of you like that, y/n.” you sigh and force him to look up at you. “jisung, you don’t have to protect me.” he pouts cutely, “but i do! i have to.” you blush at the thought of him protecting you. “but why?” now it’s jisung’s turn to blush. “i like you…” it comes out as a mumble and you almost don’t catch it. the boys whoop and holler while the two of you sit in each other’s flustered presence. you scoot closer to jisung and whisper in his ear, “i like you too, you know.”

the next days are filled with teasing from the group and sweet gestures from jisung. holding hands in the hallway, kissing at your locker (which more often than not turns into making out in the janitor’s closet), and him buying your lunch.

“y/n!” an unfamiliar voice rings in the hall and all of you turn to see a guy running up to you. you recognize him from your science class, but you’ve never really spoken with him, so you’re just as confused as they are. “this is for you.” he turns to look at the rest of the group with a look of disapproval before turning back to you. “uh, thanks i guess. what’s your name again?” his face flashes disappointment before returning to a happy one. “ilhoon, from science class?” you nod in agreement before he winks at you and walks down the hall. “what the fuck was that?” jisung’s deep voice grumbles in his chest, the vibrations reaching you due to his figure hugging yours. “i honestly don’t know, sungie. lemme read this note.” you open up the letter and begin to read out loud. “this is for your eyes only, cutie. i know we haven’t spoken much, but i want to get to know you so how about we go on a date?” jisung scoffs at that. “the way this kid thinks he’s getting a date with you. i’ll take care of it baby.” you point him a look. “park jisung, i can handle my own thank you. i’ll just tell him that i’m dating you and he’ll back off.” jisung stays silent but rolls his eyes in response.

jisung keeps seeing that kid in the hallway, and everytime they make eye contact, he receives a scowl from him. the gall this kid has, to think that you’d go on a date with him. finally managing to corner him, jisung asks what he thinks he’s doing. “i’m trying to ask y/n out, park. now get out of my way.” scoffing, jisung yanks the boy’s arm. “now listen here, she’s taken. by me. so don’t even think about it ilhoon.” “i’m not scared of you, ya’know! you think you’re tough but you’re not.”

“i think you should shut up if you know what’s good for you.” haechan’s quick response makes his presence known, along with the rest of the dreamies. ilhoon rolls his eyes. “this is between me and jisung, brat.” haechan tsks at the boy, “well, you asked for it kid.” ilhoon looks confused before a harsh punch is delivered to his cheek. his head whips around from the force and he doesn’t have time to recover before jisung is swinging his other arm at him. a sickening ‘crack!’ is heard by the group as the boy wails in pain. “definitely a broken nose. good job sung.” jaemin pats him on the back as they walk away. jisung looks over his shoulder and yells out, “don’t talk to y/n again, got it?” he doesn’t bother to acknowledge a response from ilhoon.

lunch is busy as always, though the table that your little group sits at is in the back corner of the lunchroom. it provides a nice space away from everyone else where you can all enjoy each other’s presence. “jisung why the fuck did you break this kid’s nose?” your harsh voice cuts the air as soon as you are close to the table. his face goes pale while the rest of the boys burst into laughter. “i, he was trying to get with you! i’m your boyfriend and he was talking shit about you being with me!” you sigh in guilt and scoot yourself close to him. “sungie, you’re my boyfriend ok? i don’t want to date anyone else. i just don’t want you getting in trouble.” he blushes at your words of affirmation and nuzzles his head into your neck. the rest of lunch goes by smoothly, and before you leave the boys go out to smoke (even though you always nag at them to stop). “how many times have i asked you guys to stop killing your lungs?” laughs all come from their mouths as they walk past you. jisung gives you a slightly guilty look before joining his friends in their endeavors. you sigh and stand with them until they finish, which doesn’t take longer than 10 minutes. jisung walks you to your class before heading to his, a sweet gesture he always did.

word got around that he broke a kid’s nose, and he does get into trouble for it. three days suspension and four days of detention after that. you know he will be skipping detention just as much as the principal so you fail to understand why he was even given detention.

the first day he’s out was boring to you, but you went to his house right after school with the other boys and got to hang out. the second and third days were boring as hell, but the day jisung returned was very… interesting. Jisung hadn’t entered the classroom yet this morning, so you sat alone next to his desk in the back. ilhoon enters the classroom and searched for someone, and when they aren’t there he heads straight for you. “hey y/n.” you give him a blank-faced look. “uh yeah?” he smirks a little, though it’s hard for him presumably because of the broken nose. “now that park is ya’know, facing the consequences for being an asshole, do you wanna go on a date?” you almost cackle in his face, but you keep it to yourself. what in the world is he thinking? “listen ilhoon, since apparently, you didn’t get the memo that jisung punched onto your face, i’m gonna have to spell it out for you. i do not want to go on a date with you, and i never will. you really could’ve avoided getting your nose fucked up if you had just realized that not every girl in this school wants to fuck you.” he scoffs at you and grabs your arm, squeezing rather hard. “listen here, brat. you’re not so bad as you think you are just because you’re dating jisung. so i’m gonna ask you again. are you gonna cooperate with me or do i have to train you to be a good girl?” he’s suddenly jerked back, and hard. the collar of his shirt chokes him and jisung slams him to the ground. while he’s gasping for air, jisung leans down close enough to breathe on his face. “listen here, brat. my girlfriend is not a dog to train, and more importantly, she isn’t yours and won’t be. ever. so stop trying, and if you ever so much as breath in her direction wrong i will do so much more than break your stupid fucking nose, got it?” ilhoon nods so fast you think his brain is knocking around in his head before he gets up and sits in his seat. jisung scoffs at the action and sits down, taking your arm in his hold gently, checking for injury. “are you ok baby? he didn’t hurt you did he?” you shake your head before kissing his nose for reassurance. “no, i’m fine, thank you.” he pecks your lips before turning to face the board, just in time for the teacher to walk in.

maybe jisung was a bad influence, but that didn’t stop you from loving him. and in the end, jisung did get you to be his way before the end of the year.

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Stray Kids’ reaction to their bff/crush sitting on their lap during a bumpy car ride

Requested by anon

Pairing: Stray Kids x reader

Warnings: None, just some swearing

Author: Admin Wiki

Bang Chan (or Christopher Bang)

oh lord 

he’s panicking

trying so hard to not pop a boner

he does not want to make it awkward for the both of you

but of course this bumpy car ride is making it really hard for him to keep control 

after you guys arrived at your destination he’s definitely apologizing to you to make sure you don’t feel weird about this

Lee Minho (Lee Know)

hehe

definitely gonna tease you

he’ll whisper stuff in your ear 

shift you around on his lap 

he’s taking advantage of this position he’s in

but also

as long as you look comfortable

he’s gonna keep teasing you throughout the whole car ride

Seo Changbin

kinda just sits there 

he’s trying so hard to not make it awkward

tries realllllllly hard to not get a boner

eventually he gets comfortable 

he’ll have little whispered conversations with you 

tries to make you laugh so you’re both comfy throughout the whole ride

Hwang Hyunjin

what a tease

definitely teases the fuck out of you 

moving you around 

whispering things in your ear

but also makes it fun 

might accidentally pop a boner

Han Jisung (Han)

like changbin

he has to wait a little while before he gets comfortable 

then he’ll start teasing you

more like making jokes non-stop

if you shift a little 

he’s gonna panic a tiny little bit

he’s hoping little jisung doesn’t make an appearance

Lee Felix (or Lee Yongbok)

he just panics

he’s so worried about popping a boner 

worried about making you uncomfortable

he’s mostly quiet during the car ride

however

towards the end he gets more comfortable and starts making jokes 

Kim Seungmin

puppy energy

he’s just too excited about the destination to worry about making things awkward 

he’s the one bouncing up and down in the seat

he’s talking about the destination to you and it’s just a really good and not awkward time

Yang Jeongin (I.N.)

like seungmin

he’s too distracted by other things to be worried about you in his lap

he’s like holding and playing with your hands all while just talking to you

he’s resting his head on your shoulder just whispering things in your ear

no doubt his hyungs just stuck you there to make y’all awkward 

but it didn’t work 

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Ateez reaction to their s/o being more dominant in public but very submissive when it’s just the two of them

Requested by @justjesse666​

Pairing: Ateez x reader

Warnings: kinda sexy themes, light swearing

Author: Admin Wiki

Park Seonghwa

he loves the shit out of this 

he likes that you boss him around in public 

you know what you want to do, where you wanna go, etc

it makes his life as your boyfriend easy

but the moment you two are alone...

he loves being in charge so you being a sub is ideal

if you do try and be dom then you’re in trouble sis

Kim Hongjoong

he finds it easy to be with you

he’s constantly worrying that the date he chose won’t be up to your standards

but then the moment his plans for the date run out, you’re telling him what else would be really fun 

it makes him feel at ease

also since he has to deal with the boys all day, he feels much better when you take charge

the moment you two are alone, i feel like it depends on his mood 

sometimes he really likes it when you’re more submissive, other times i feel like he does wish you could stay more dominant

Jeong Yunho

he appreciates you being more dominant in public

he likes that you know what you want

but sometimes 

it can annoy him 

he has to deal with practice and being corrected and all that shit

which is when he likes it being just the two of you 

cause then he can release his stress with you being more submissive during sexy times

Kang Yeosang

he likes the fact that you’re more dominant in public

it makes it easier for him to take you out on dates if you take charge

he doesn’t have to stress about you not liking what you two do together

he also really likes that you’re more submissive when it’s just the two of you

because then it means it’s more balanced 

if he’s stressed about practice then he can be more dominant 

i feel like he doesn’t mind either or

Choi San

mans does not care

he doesn’t really notice it tbh

he’s just naturally led by you most times 

and then he leads you around when you two are alone 

it’s a well balanced part in your relationship that he adores

Song Mingi

you being dom in public

i feel like he LOVES this 

being led around by you gives him life

it’s natural to him 

and then when it’s just you two 

he loves leading you 

once again it comes to him naturally 

Jung Wooyoung

another one who LOVES it

i feel like he loves being led around by you and have you tell him what to do while out in public and doing every day things

it comforts him to led around

but then the moment he sees you switch to more submissive

ahhhhhh he’s all over that shit 

now he loves that too 

leading you around when you two are at home comforts him too

Choi Jongho

OH YEAH 

THIS IS THE DYNAMIC HE NEEDS

he lives like this 

everyone sees that he’s being led around in public by you and his members but he loves this 

and when you two have a moment alone

he loves the fact that you become more submissive when you’re alone

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@weepingexogot7taco i put a link on our website to your wattpad! i think it’s amazing that you’re translating content for more people to read our content! i give you permission to translate our stories on your account :)) 

- admin wiki

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Hello Goodnight.

I love how you write, I wanted to ask your permission to translate your reactions and be able to publish them on Wattpad. Clear! I'll give you all the credits. If you do not agree, I fully understand, whatever your decision I will understand and respect. Thanks in advance.

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hi there! admin wiki here, thank you so much for asking permission, @weepingexogot7taco. i just ask that you send us your Wattpad account before we say yes. we’d be happy to set up a link to your account for anyone who wants to read our content in another language afterwards though!

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Do you think you can do a stray kids reaction to you trying to or fighting another member because they are your food (and everyone knows you don’t share food).

sorry it took so long! i’m finally on break so i’m gonna be able to post more!

-admin wiki

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Stray Kids’ reaction to you fighting members for food

Requested by anon

Pairing: Stray Kids x reader

Warnings: none, other than light swearing 

Author: Admin Wiki

Bang Chan

this man sees you fighting jisung for food and absolutely LOSES IT

he loves seeing you be playful with the members and having fun

but he also knows you’re seriously fighting jisung to get your food back

should’ve warned jisung about your fighting methods

because now jisung’s on his stomach with you on his back and the plate of food in your hands

likes teasing you by taking your food and getting you to fight him ;)

Lee Know (Lee Minho)

little shit likes teasing you about it

he finds it hilarious that you get possessive of your food like that 

when the other members had just met you, minho got them to take your food

he’s like oh chan-hyung hwy don’t you hand me (y/n)’s plate so i can add stuff

THE WAY YOU SWATTED CHAN TOOK MINHO OUT

he couldn’t stop laughing 

but if you genuinely get upset he’ll stop

 Seo Changbin

he doesn’t notice for a really long time

chan is like bro your s/o is kinda wild when it comes to food 

and changbin just like looks at chan and is like oh really? i kinda think it’s cute

he’ll start to take your food more often after that 

he just wants to be close to you 

and if having you wrestle him is how he does it then so be it

Hwang Hyunjin

he definitely teases you

he’ll steal your food just so you run after him

if you do get too protective of your food he’s gonna get felix or han to take it 

that way he’s not the one getting chased or swatted

he thinks it’s adorable that you’re willing to fight for your food

Han Jisung (Han) 

just like changbin

he does not notice

he just thinks it’s a great part of your personality 

he loves taking your food all the time 

having you chase after him or wrestle him is hilarious 

he can’t stop laughing afterwards and neither can the member who witnessed

Lee Felix (or Lee Yongbok)

LOVES IT

it’s one of the first things he noticed about you 

he jokingly teases you about it 

but he also wants you to know that he really finds it adorable and that it makes his day

if any of the members try to steal your food he’s not even halfway done warning them before you’re swatting at them

high fives you when you do 

Kim Seungmin

he lowkey judges you 

doesn’t really understand why you’re like that with your food

he finds it funny tho 

like it’s such a weird thing 

but he thinks it’s cute and part of who you are

is gonna make the other members take your food just to see you fight them 

Yang Jeongin (I.N.) 

loves the shit out of this

he wants to get the members to fight you over food

but also he doesn’t want you or him to get in trouble since they’re your elders

but also sometimes he feels like a little shit and just decides fuck it 

he antagonizes a member until they do fight you for food

he finds it hilarious and rly cute when you do fight people for food

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yayyy!!! im really excited to read it 🥺🥺

-admin wiki

https://itsarealshitshow.tumblr.com/post/614121822063067136/901am-badboyjisung-sees-you-for-the-first-time OK CAN I PLEASE LIKE,,,, CONTINUE THIS?? IG LIKE MAKE IT A LONGER FIC I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH!! IF NOT THATS OK BUT I WOULD OBVIOUSLY CREDIT YOU IN BIG OL LETTERS KSJSKS ANYWAY ITS RLLY GOOD 💖✨

sorry for the late reply bb! of course you can write something about this fic! i’d love to read it if you tag us 🥺 i was also thinking about writing a longer version too if it doesn’t interest you anymore 

-admin wiki

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https://itsarealshitshow.tumblr.com/post/614121822063067136/901am-badboyjisung-sees-you-for-the-first-time OK CAN I PLEASE LIKE,,,, CONTINUE THIS?? IG LIKE MAKE IT A LONGER FIC I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH!! IF NOT THATS OK BUT I WOULD OBVIOUSLY CREDIT YOU IN BIG OL LETTERS KSJSKS ANYWAY ITS RLLY GOOD 💖✨

sorry for the late reply bb! of course you can write something about this fic! i’d love to read it if you tag us 🥺 i was also thinking about writing a longer version too if it doesn’t interest you anymore 

-admin wiki

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Hi when are you gonna post again I love your content

hi there everyone!

we’ve gotten lots of requests sitting in our inbox and i’d just like to let you guys know that once finals are done i’ll be able to start writing again. we have 10 requests in the inbox, some stray kids, got7 and ateez. i recently wrote some stuff on my personal account and it made me realize how much i missed it.

school has taken over my life and it’s almost done! my last final is on december 21st so after that i’ll be off until the week of january 11th. i’m really excited to get back into writing for you guys!

thank you so much for your patience guys. if you guys have any more requests don’t hesitate to send them in :))

-admin wiki

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hiii! can i request a Jaebeom where he sings to his s/o Love You Better at their wedding sort of as a surprise for them? 🥺 maybe the rest of the boys could be there singing has backup vocals, you can write it as you prefer! thank you in advance! 🤍🤍

it has been posted love! thank you so much for your request and i hope you enjoy it <3

-admin wiki

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love you better

Requested by @lovey98dovey it wouldn’t let me tag you :(

Pairing: Im Jaebeom x reader

Warnings: none

Author: Admin Wiki

A/N: the words in italics are the song lyrics

I couldn’t wait to see you,

I suddenly rush now

Don’t think about what you’re gonna do

Behind those closed curtains

I want you to think about me

Baby, hear me, I’m here

Jaebeom couldn’t wait to see you. He’d been ready to see you walk down the aisle since before he even proposed to you. However, now that he was there, he couldn’t help but be a little bit nervous. The one thing that was keeping him grounded in this moment was his hope for you to be thinking about him just as much as he was thinking about you. If you were nervous too, he’d tell you that he was right there with you and that there was no other place he’d rather be.

Through the small crack

You sneaked out

[...]

The only thing we see is each other’s eyes

Don’t worry about anything, just open up

Once you walked through the curtains separating you from everyone, Jaebeom swears time stopped. He couldn’t believe how ethereal you looked walking towards him. He knows that in this moment the only thing you two see is each other.

I need you in my life

I want you for my whole like

Knock knock shaking your heart

Sweet love, love serenade

Once the ceremony was over and everyone was relaxed and having fun, Jaebeom talked to each of his former band members. He had planned to sing one of his old songs from when the band was still active years ago. To Jaebeom it was the perfect thing to do during your wedding and he had the perfect song.

Want time to stop eternally like this

The best I ever had

Even when my eyes are closed I can only see you

Just trust me and follow

I promise I will never leave you alone

I’ll lead you through the storm

Now spread your wings

I loved you before

Now love you more

Fly to me like a butterfly and melt me again

As soon as Jaebeom and his former members had a hold of functional microphones, the chatter started to cease and the focus went to the group.

“I just want to tell everyone how thankful I am for you all being here today. I’ve had something secret planned for a while now and the boys are here to help me with it. So please enjoy.”

As Jaebeom and the boys sang their song, he could see how much this song meant to you. There were tears running down your face and he could see the great big smile on you face. As the song was finishing, he started walking towards you before finally stopping in front of you. Once the song finished he turned his microphone off so he could give you a kiss.

And looking back on this night always put smile on your faces.

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itzy reaction to their female s/o moving away for University. Female s/o never told them about it because they weren't sure if they would be accepted or not, and reader tells them a weeks before they have to move. Who will be the one to be angry? Will there be someone who will want to break up? I'm eager to know how you would put it :]

it’s posted love!

-admin wiki