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why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

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Just had the realization that maaaaaybe the chest binder had something to do with it too.

But the gender goblins we screeching this morning so fuck that

Having to wear a 3 piece suit in 35c weather....

DO NOT RECOMMEND.

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Having to wear a 3 piece suit in 35c weather....

DO NOT RECOMMEND.

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Shitty little self portrait time

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I had full intentions on folding my laundry, but now there's cats laying on the warm pile and quite frankly it feels rude to try and move the clothing now

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Okay I'm sorry, I promise one of these days I'll post art/doodles/WhateverTheFuck that isn't @narcissistcookbook themed but today is not that day.

(Your good bitch is ✨️anxious✨️ and for whatever reason Beach Piano is weirdly calming to me soooooo y'all get more lyric doodles.)

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Update: tattoo is now booked - July 4th. Get hype.

Show was delightful, the vibes were impeccable, and I now have reference for my next tattoo 👍 (Thank you again @narcissistcookbook )

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Show was delightful, the vibes were impeccable, and I now have reference for my next tattoo 👍 (Thank you again @narcissistcookbook )

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@narcissistcookbook

thank you for reblogging my lil' drawings. You are a sweetheart, and I adore your work ❤️

Okay, because apparently tumblr gets it (this community is actually so sweet)

Here is another kinda dinky @narcissistcookbook themed drawing I did at the beginning of the month.

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Okay, because apparently tumblr gets it (this community is actually so sweet)

Here is another kinda dinky @narcissistcookbook themed drawing I did at the beginning of the month.

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Nott, trying to comfort Jester who "only" got 200 gold from her mother : "Maybe your mother was testing the postal system. Sending a small amount as a test... Because I wouldn't want to send 5000 gold over the mail system. There's people out there who STEAL THE MAIL !!" (looks dramatically at Beau)

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"And listen

I know, okay? I know it feels

Like I've just got you luggin' heavy rocks around all day

For no reason, with no reward

But please, trust me

I can see what you're not able to see yet

This is not just a pile of stones, okay?

We are buildin' a castle together

And we're gonna build it, brick by heavy fuckin' brick"

Brought my tiny sketch book to fuck around with at my desk during slow periods.

So here is some scratchy @narcissistcookbook stuff 👍

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So I finally said "fuck it" and bought a ticket to the Narcissist Cookbook/Bug Hunter show in Toronto on Sunday.

Will I have to haul ass immediately after work to get the the show? Yes.

Am I already feeling exhausted for how early I have to leave for work the day after? Also yes.

But god dammit I am allowed to enjoy things, and their work has been helpful with my brain vibes. So I'm doing the thing.

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One of my favourite things is when people at work forget I weight lift for fun, and lose their mind over how easily I helped them move a casket. YES. AM BIG STRONK IN HEELS. WITNESS ME.

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"So what do you do for work?"

"Oh, im a funeral director"

"Oh wow. Do people die a lot?"

"Wha- Uh. Yeah. People die alot. Its kind of a thing."

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"Jesus christ was that crack your bones?"

"Yeah they do that"

"... are you okay??"

"I mean, I'm on the right side of the dirt, so I'll take it"