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streaming as Matt on twitch (twitch link)

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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i am so out of the loop but

does near eat. like anything. i wonder. and if he does is he just like cool. nutrients. i need it to sustain this flesh that i occupy

or just nom. and that's it

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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just woke up from a dream where I was arguing about how bad the death note netflix movie was. can't escape this fandom if I wanted to damn

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‘near is a cheap copy of L 😡’ yes and he knows it. He knows it in his fucking bones. That’s the worst part, right? He was trained to be another person. And he’s not. There is no way for him to ever fill that role because L, more than being a job, is a human. Who can never be replicated. Who died at 25 years old and left no instructions on what to do after. Near had no interest in Kira really beyond that L must solve the Kira case; he doesnt even really seem to like solving detective cases in general. When all is said and done, Near is a cheap copy of L. Because the tragedy of death note is that no character can ever exist alone, but they all will be when it’s over.

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i’m so tired of these goofy ahh names in death note like imagine watching the news and the top story is some guy killed your buddy Backyard Barbeque. like who the fuck is Toilet Tambourine. Doohickey Doorbell. Cabinet Carachature.1

imagine going to work and everyones talking about some “did you hear what happened to Home O. Hexagon??”

Thats probably why L never reveals his name its probably some dumb shit like Ludicrous Leprechaun. Lightbulb Licker. i hate this stupid series

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I got tagged, here's my last six pictures that aren't selfies

tagged by - @squidish

tagging (no pressure tho yall, idk who to tag) - @harospecimen @dreamfilleddonuts

1. Ever After High yearbook from like 2014 or something

2. Chococat vote for 2025 sanrio ranking (i love him)

3. Jem doll I randomly saw at the store

4. My Chococat build a bear

5. A g2 clawdeen doll

6. cheerios but funny (technically an old picture but I almost accidentally deleted it off my phone so now its new)

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Near hating being the new L but not knowing what else he would even do with his life. All he had ever been taught was to prepare him to be the next L, someone who he had to respect but also resented.

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I like making Near and L siblings not because of how similar they are but because of the angst possibilities.

Think about it, young Near and L actually having some sort of siblings relationship but as L gets older and spends more and more time working Near feels pushed aside, resentment builds bit by bit from each broken promise then bam. L dies.

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Haven't posted shit way to long

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I'm sorry why did Light and L get handcuffed together? like how is that not a random fanfiction that became famous in the fandom? how is that actually canon?

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Jayvik and their jaybies

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colors are horrible to understand

another version

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Near recreating crime scenes with calico critters

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that's right... i'm problematic. and what can you do? cancel me right here? hear this: i'm not only problematic, but also your mutual. i have become your favorite blog on the site. i'm the one carrying your dash. i have become based, the only hope for tumblr. block me? is that really the right thing to do? ever since isomorbism first appeared 3 years ago, discourse has stopped and happiness has increased by 70%, but it's not enough! this site is still rotten, with too many bad poasts... somebody has to do this! and when i first got this account all those years ago, i knew i had to do it—no, i was the only one who could! i understood that poasting on tumblr is cringe. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE POSTS HAD TO BE FIXED! a purpose given to me. only i could do it! who else could have done it, and come this far? would they have kept posting?? the only one... who can make such good poasts... is me