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And I’ll use the Random Trope button on TV Tropes to define our muses’ relationship.

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{ okay guys, i’m going to bed! like this for a song lyric starter when i come back. xx } 

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FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

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wrist pinning (◡‿◡✿) 

hair tugging (◕‿◕✿) 

wall slamming (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

POSSESSIVE BEHAVIOR (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧

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" sarcasm is for winners, Monty" - written or signed

       monty let out a chuckle ❝ i know, that’s why i want you to get me fluent so i can sign sarcastically with you.❞

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          ❝      Rᴀᴘᴘᴇʀ ᴠs ʀᴀᴘᴘᴇʀ﹐ ʟᴀʙᴇʟ ᴠs ʟᴀʙᴇʟ Mᴀᴊᴏʀ ᴠs ᴍɪɴᴏʀ﹐ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴠs ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ❞                                                                                                         ❤ ( +follow ) ◦ ↺ ( follow&intro para )

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"Did I..fuck you..?" Ian asked.

     monty looked away suddenly embarrassed that the other didn’t remember. ❝ yeah… we had sex. it’s whatever you don’t remember apparently.❞ he muttered in a pitiful tone.   

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💫 friendship / pre est. memes 💫

" sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "

" look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "

" if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "

" excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "

" ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "

" did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "

" i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "

" SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "

" have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "

[ txt ] iconic.

[ txt ] 💃 dances angrily

[ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck

[ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.

[ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.

[ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.

[ txt ] i just opee dn up the vodk a le tsgo

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"Why are you in my bed?" Ian gave Monty a strange look.

         ❝well that’s not a great thing to say to someone the morning after,❞ he sat up and turned to the male ❝, you seriously don’t remember Ian?❞

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a plot where muse a is excited for her new internship because finally she’s on a track towards something she actually wants to do, she can leave her shitty high school experience behind and get in to a good college. But then she meets her fellow intern muse b, who takes nothing seriously and always tries to distract her and plays games on his computer all day long (seriously, how did this guy even get a job?). Muse a does her best to ignore him, keep her head down and just keep working because she desperately wants to impress her boss and get a good recommendation for her applications. But suddenly they’re yelling at each other as they wait for the bus but making out in the copy room and god he is the worst but he’s so hot, hang on why is he so friendly with the visiting CEO? Why is he calling him dad? fuck

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"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.." - Monty

      ❝not at all,❞ he stretched in his bed and propped himself on his shoulder. ❝ i like that shirt so that means you’ll have to come and give it back to me at some point.❞

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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“ did you miss me? “ [to Monty from Hana]

        ❝ hmm…maybe a teeny tiny bit, ❞ monty held up his fingers to emphasize the amount in a teasing manner. ❝ don’t tell anyone or else my cool kid image is out the door.❞ 

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hollyoaks sentence starters

“ i’m not gay! i’m a virgin! “

” she/he kissed me in the middle of the classroom. “

“ i heard it’s good for flatulence. “

“ well, you should have thought of that before getting your kit off. “ 

“ would that be with or without arsenic? “

“ she/he thinks i’m too young. “

“ i want you to get to know my family better. “

“ get off him! why are you hitting my son? “

“ tell them what you’ve done! “

“ she/he’s been having an affair! the lying bitch has been having an affair. “

“ i’m sorry, mate. i didn’t mean to interrupt anything. “

“ i could kiss you right now. “

“ everyday you look in the mirror, you’re going to be reminded of what you’ve just done. “

“ is that from the bible or something? “

“ i turn heads. you turn stomachs. “

“ what if i can’t be fixed? “

“ i know you still fancy me. “

“ if you want to take it out on someone, hit me, alright? “

“ he’s gay. i’m gay. your gay. everyone’s gay. “

“ i’m not gonna give up on you. okay? “

“ i can’t do this without you. “

“ i’m one hell of a bitch when i’m bored. “

“ you break his/her heart. i’ll break your head. ”

“ oh, my god. did you just get shot? “

“ we slept together. “

“ i’ve never lived away from home. except prison. “

“ did you miss me? “

“ what are you hiding from me? “

“ i just want you to love me like you used to. “

“ it was you that stole the money, wasn’t it? “

“ try not to marry anyone while i’m gone. “

“ i’ve been kidnapped at least four times wearing this jacket. “

“ i’ve got a gun in my handbag. “

“ there is nothing you can say or do to hurt me. “

“ you can’t marry him/her. “

“ you’ve been divorced like eight times. “

“ i think i’m falling for you. “

“ i’m a ten and you’re a five. you’re lucky to even be with me. “

“ the police are searching the flat. “

“ why haven’t you been to visit me? “

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✉ TEXT→  Hana

Hana: ugh. yeah that sound good to me.

Hana: lol. i really just don't like those two.

Hana: Oh yay! I'm so excited for this!

Monty: awesome it'll be my treat!

Monty: they are the second worse set of twins we grew up with.

Monty: i am no longer dreading it since you'll be there.