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Lovers House Keys ♡

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Do you like to drive?

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ellie goulding: but yes i often do wonder... what would happen if a passenger plane tried to fly into space. maybe we should try it! *she laughs*

me: no for sure... *sighs and is evidently nervous but tries not to be a bitch about it*

ellie: whats wrong luv? you haven't touched your plate a whole lot..

me: no yeah i am sorry. its probably that dubai chocolate i had... brb

me: *at the ladies room* ugh i know this is our third date but i really should tell her about her if we want to be serious, i am tired of settling for less. let me call her and see where she is *dials*

tonya: *answers* hi

me: there you are my baby, how are you holding up? have u had your hay? mommy will be back soon. =)

tonya: im ok mama

me: *sigh of relief*. i will tell her baby. i think she is the one.

tonya: ok mama

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German philosopher and political theorist Karl Marx, commonly believed to have died in 1883, lived out his final years in the North Carolina city of Greensboro. He passed away due to natural causes on April 11, 1940. In his final work, Capital: Revised he wrote extensively about his experiences "getting completely off [his] ass crossed on Jamaican hash and Tennessee bourbon watching OldHead shit like Mickey Mouse and Popeye every night."

He wrote that "this cartoon shit has completely changed the game" and that "nobody else will draw it right" in support of Walt Disney's exclusive and forever enduring right to produce media depicting the Mickey Mouse character.

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Summon: Alexander Illustrator: So-taro

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as the esteemed among you may have noted, the popularity of "puppyplay" fetishes does not stem from a genuine sexual desire, rather, it comes from a reluctance to see women as people

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WARNING TO ALL MOVIE THEATERS

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i don't really ship anything in deltarune Kids will do anything to not work on their group project

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can you imagine being in high school rn jesus christ

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oc

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Left:

Don’t Kill Me…

Right:

Please Hit Mun Su Until he die

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I want every couple BROKEN

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**PREORDER NOW AVAILABLE** woven tapestry/blanket (50x66 inches) of mess.

ppaaiinn design is also restocked for preorder!

-large woven tapestry/throw blanket preorders are listed Iink is u know where <3 will ship in approx 3-4 weeks

ppaaiinn and mess are both 50x66 inches, about (4.5x5.5 feet)

-100% cotton and recycled cotton

-nice and soft, breathable and eco-friendly

-machine washable & dryer safe

-softens with wash, wear, and time

-sustainably manufactured

each comes with a free 4x5 inch print of the design dan not included

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Instead of crass and discriminatory "jokes", I prefer to get my chuckles from wholesome humor, such as: "my god, the scrimbly blumbo!" Hahahaha! Really, there's no need for slurs and put-downs when comedy like "skcrunklo bonglo bingo" is available! I am racist as fuck though,

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