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Rotate your F/O in your mind like a microwave

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that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas

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“i love evil women” you guys can't even handle Barb Howard

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Barb is a genocide, who wanted to cause a nuclear war, all just to profit from the despair and death of billions. She is a monster. There is no justification or defense for it. Anyone who tries to defend her is completely out of their mind.

let me correct you right here, vault tec is a genocide, who wanted to cause a nuclear war, all just to profit from the despair and death of billions. they are monsters. There is no justification or defense for it. Anyone who tries to defend them is completely out of their mind. there we go, now you're right. I hope that helps :3

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Of course I had to draw the new coolest ghoul in town!!!

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fallout show rambles about Barb and the fandom's treatment of her.

look maybe I'm just falling in love again bc Coop has two hands but can we stop relentlessly hating on Barb? once again, you guys act like this season is a stand-alone game and that all the lore is right in front of you. when it's very much NOT. like watch Westworld then come back. this director will always pull punches and twists. it's not these grand lore-changing altercations, it's tiny windows of this story. Barb is a cog in the vault tec machine. yes, a high af cog and has say and power but she's still a cog. plus NO ONE OUTRIGHT SAID THAT VAULT TEC ACTUALLY DROPPED THE BOMBS. them SUGGESTING IT and being READY TO DO SO and HAVING ACCESS TO NUKES does NOT = them being the ones to actually push the button. we still don't KNOW WHO and most likely never will because it defeats the point of the series. but people act like she's the sole person to drop the bombs. She is the only person at vault tec. and I'm sick of it. you don't even give Bud this much shit and he OPENLY called the death of soldiers in war a "marketing error" I know for a fact that if it was vault tec, barb, Janey, and MAYBE coop would have been in a vault already. yes, she's secretive af but when push comes to shove, she wouldn't let the nukes launch when her daughter and ex-husband are actively out in the open. did none of you listen to their fight about the dogs??? she cares about her FAMILY. She is doing all of this because she does care. us learning that Vault tec had way more of a hand in the war than we thought does not equal the bombs being them. I have no idea how people got that logic. and then deciding to target all that rage onto Barb when Bud is also at fault. everyone in the tubes is at fault. vault tec as a WHOLE is at fault. stop hating one ONE WOMEN for the crimes of the whole corporation!!!

i swear to god if she was white you would call her a girlboss

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He overdose on yaoi cocaine

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ITS HERE!!! My F/O and general character bracelets are here and launched!! Please read the information carefully and go from there!!

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Im kinda tired of seeing people say "they changed how the ghouls work!!"

like the info we were given was told to us by a man with a intelligence stat of 4, lives in a hole for most of the year and we are only centralized in tiny corner of California. Like people have little to no communication between each other. And coop is very stuck in my way or the highway mindset.

And so is every other ghoul in this tiny corner of the world. Ghouls have no idea whats going on with them. If they are told by one ghoul or a drug dealer "hey, this drug stops or lesson ghoulification" then why would anyone question it? It works in theory.

How the ghouls are handled in the TV show does not recon anything. This is just their way of understanding their own illness. They haven't met the kid in the fridge in boston. they haven't met the magician in vegas. Also maybe all ghouls are different. We see the guy turning in that house and he took many veils of drugs and still was turning.and yet coop can collapse on the floor then after a few veils, he fine. We truly don't know.

This circle of where the plot is has its own logic around ghouls, it shouldn't discredit or recon anything. People with lore are treating this season like a game in of it self and not a season of a TV show. That's going to have more seasons and more twists and turns and not everything was laid out to us.

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Look fangirling over the ghoul as a ghoul is sooooooo easssyyyyy. Like no shit y'all like chaotic neutral cowboy but I don't see any of u having the same energy for him pre war. Like bro goodie toe shoes actor cowboy wife guy good dad SIR. That black suit during that wrap party with his shirt un buttoned with a cig and a drink. Like Hehehhehhh <3 he wants to take his dog into the vault!!! He denies himself getting attached to the other dog bc she's not his old dog!!!! I think people need to value the resting and beaten down nice man he used to be and not just stamp him as a hot asshole. He is and his current shit horrid self isn't waved away just bc he used to be a good person but I just want more pre war fan edits. I want hot pics of AAALLLLL of him. I love allll of him.

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Think the first comm I'm gonna get is actually gonna be Theil as Ted and Gale as Eddy in one of the big restaurant road trips.

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Imagine laying on your f/o's lap, either relaxing on it as if it were a pillow or taking the chance to admire them from this new angle. They mention how cute you look down there, as their hand gently pets your hair.

☁︎ proship/comship DNI ☁︎

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Imagine singing to your f/o. Doesn’t matter how good you actually are, they love your voice regardless. Sing them their favorite song or if they speak a language that’s different from yours, learn a song in their language. They will absolutely melt. You can sing anything you want for them though, they love to hear the sound of your voice. Whether you’re just singing to yourself as you go about your day or singing to them to woo or comfort them, they can’t get over how beautiful you sound.

proship/comship/neutral DNI

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had fun sketching these!

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Best character in fallout, period

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ghoul of the week