iwasalmostagod

[iwasalmostagod]

Gay sex weed and gardening finally made you drop the god complex Icon behavior tbh

Not necessarily in that order, but yes. Hey, anything to help the monotony of being shit on continuously by people who won't give me the time of day otherwise.

[iwasalmostagod]

I’ll beat the shit out of those plants, thanks Mr. Cliffbreaker. I feel a little bit better now

-Kipperlilly

Hey, I'm glad I could help.

[iwasalmostagod]

now that ur super zen im gonna fire ball your car

Do you want me to become unzen? Because that's the fastest way to unzen me. If you fuck with my Nickelback collection I will find you.

[iwasalmostagod]

I guess so I just feel stupid. Sorry for calling you an asshole. Gardening sounds nice, hell has weird plants I wouldn’t mind reading up on. There’s nothing better to do anyway

-Kipperlilly

You’re not stupid, kid. You oughta know that. I bet you can fight the plants in hell. Why not find out?

[iwasalmostagod]

Smoking… I’m already on fire constantly.

And I am good enough, asshole. I always was! Everything is just rigged against me.

-Kipperlilly

At what point do we have the conversation that things can only be rigged against you if you let them be? You're a smart kid. You had a LOT of advantages. You had your sights set too high, and you suffered for it. We both did.

[iwasalmostagod]

I’m still haunting you but only because I have no one else to talk to. Do you have any tips on managing the rage?

I’m still so angry all the time

-Kipperlilly

Might seem counterintuitive what with the whole hell thing, but have you tried smoking? Really does wonders. And letting go of all worldly possessions. Maybe gardening? Maybe you're just not good enough to stop being angry.

[iwasalmostagod]

stoner looks good on you bestie

Ah...thanks. I agree. It's a lot nicer to just let go than I thought it would be.

[iwasalmostagod]

i'll never forgive you

-@msbadgood

Yeah, that…that’s fair. Sorry anyway, but…yeah.

[iwasalmostagod]

Bring it on.

Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Rock.

[iwasalmostagod]

I can handle a wolf bite. You won twice.

Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Rock.

[iwasalmostagod]

That sounds like I got it!! Ha ha!!!!!!

Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Rock.

[iwasalmostagod]

PAPER. DID I GET IT THIS TIME

Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Rock.

[iwasalmostagod]

WAIT HOLD ON DO IT AGAIN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Rock.

[iwasalmostagod]

Great. Paper.

Wait no fuck. Rock. Wait.

Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Rock.

[iwasalmostagod]

Got tired of only being the bad guy. Fuckin sue me.

I don't like you.

Gee, what a surprise. Who could have possibly ever seen this outcome occurring.

I owe you an apology. I’ll give you one. I don’t know what you want from me beyond that.

I’m sorry.

[iwasalmostagod]

I don't like you.

Gee, what a surprise. Who could have possibly ever seen this outcome occurring.

I owe you an apology. I’ll give you one. I don’t know what you want from me beyond that.

I’m sorry.

[iwasalmostagod]

How was that fair? You got to see what I picked first.

My turn. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Rock Paper Scissors shoot

Rock.