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I'm allowed to be horny about men covered in blood actually i think it's weird the rest of you aren't
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Lestat @ everyone:
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#lestat#the vampire lestat#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv shitpost
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I had the opposite reaction to Tom Cruises Lestat that everyone else did, that motherfucker repulsed me, he made me think I didnt like men. Im blaming him personally for why I didnt like Lestst in that film
I love this lol and it's valid. But my autistic brain HAS TO mention that we're supposed to hate him because the movie is from Louis' point of view and he hates him. WE ALL HATE HIM.
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I still can't believe that when I was younger (because all I had to go on was the movie) I HATED Lestat. With every fiber of my being. Nobody could convince me he was a likable character. Now, after consuming ALL of the media it's ilovehimilovehimilovehim. My younger self would be flipping shit.
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#lestat#the vampire lestat#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#amc iwtv#iwtv shitpost
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Whenever Louis tells Daniel Armand is the love of his life he sounds like he's gonna throw up and honestly...same.
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#louis#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#louis dpdl#armand#the vampire armand#Armand hater for life#i will die on this hill
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Lestat: "THIS IS NOT A LIFE!"
Louis: "THAT'S COS YOU TOOK MY LIFE!"
Lestat: "That...was...rude, that was pretty fuckin' rude."
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#lestat#louis#the vampire lestat#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#incorrect quotes#lestat de lioncourt#amc iwtv#ldpdl#iwtv shitpost#iwtv crack#has this been done yet
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We know Lestat does his own makeup. But I imagine he doesn't even read the labels he just picks out what's pretty. He knows this is goes on your eyes he doesn't need to read what it's for and the lip glosses and lipsticks are self explanatory. Simple.
But one day he picks up a plumping gloss, unbeknownst to him...
*applying lip gloss* "The mortals will lose their min-"
"LOUIS, POURQUOI PUTAIN (why the fuck) ARE MY LIPS BURNING"
*Louis picks up the tube* "It plumps your lips, do you even read the labels?"
"...No..."
#idk i thought it was funny#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#lestat#the vampire lestat#lestat de lioncourt#rockstar lestat#louis#louis de pointe du lac#louis dpdl#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv shitpost#iwtv crack
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Just thinking about how you say yes to Lestat turning you.
"I have one condition though." You say, looking at him, noticing how his eyes reflect the moonlight and he's beginning to show that little smirk on his face.
"Go on..." he says leaning against the automobile that carried you on a romantic midnight ride into bayou. That ever present smirk still gracing his handsome face.
"I want you to hunt me down and fuck me, before you make me as you are." Verbalizing your desires and coming close to stand by him. Kissing his lips which now hold a predatory grin.
"I'll give you a 10 second head start. Un... deux... trois..." This was going to be fun.
#cw predator prey#cw smut#lestat de lioncourt x reader#lestat x reader#amc interview with the vampire#lestat#the vampire lestat#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire chronicles#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#mdni
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I want back and I got the room/body sprays


Look what I got today!!! They're from Serpent and Flame Candle Company and they smell devine! Cant wait to light these when I'm reading and watching thanks @serpentandflame 馃挏
(Seems a little fitting to light Lestat on fire 馃槀)
#the Lestat sent has me in a chokehold#he has me in a chokehold#lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat
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Look what I got today!!! They're from Serpent and Flame Candle Company and they smell devine! Cant wait to light these when I'm reading and watching thanks @serpentandflame 馃挏
(Seems a little fitting to light Lestat on fire 馃槀)
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#the vampire lestat#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#amc iwtv#candles#louis de pointe du lac#claudia#claudia de pointe du lac
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not being a vampire is severely holding me back
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Louis would've fucking SERVED at the met gala this year
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac
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I JUST realized that when Louis and Armand are walking along the Seine in season 2 and dreamstat joins them, Louis pulls out his camera to take a picture of LESTAT. You can see his face shift when he puts his camera down and realizes he's not there. Ugh so romantic.
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#lestat#the vampire lestat#armand#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#the vampire armand#louis de pointe du lac#dreamstat
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I GOT MY APPOINTMENT
I really want to get a tattoo encompassing my love for TVC. I first watched the movie when I was 9 and I've probably seen it over 600 times at this point. I started reading the books in high school and because of some personal reasons I'm just now starting to pick the books back up again. I've fallen in love with the TV show and I've watched it all the way through 4 times. I have an idea of what I want but I'm not sold on it. Maybe the fandom can help me out?
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*Armand stalking Lestat and Gabrielle*
Lestat to Gabrielle: "I know he's out here...I can feel it in my nuggets."
#i cannot stop giggling#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#lestat#incorrect quotes#the vampire lestat#armand#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#gabrielle de lioncourt#the vampire armand#has this been done yet#sorry if this has been done before#surfs up
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@smashed-potato I was thinking of getting a scythe covered in blood (from Louis taking his revenge on the Theatre Des Vampires surrounded by red candles from the book cover but idk how I feel about it. If anyone has any other ideas regarding things that they feel are connected to either Louis or Lestat I'm open to pretty much anything.
I really want to get a tattoo encompassing my love for TVC. I first watched the movie when I was 9 and I've probably seen it over 600 times at this point. I started reading the books in high school and because of some personal reasons I'm just now starting to pick the books back up again. I've fallen in love with the TV show and I've watched it all the way through 4 times. I have an idea of what I want but I'm not sold on it. Maybe the fandom can help me out?
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I really want to get a tattoo encompassing my love for TVC. I first watched the movie when I was 9 and I've probably seen it over 600 times at this point. I started reading the books in high school and because of some personal reasons I'm just now starting to pick the books back up again. I've fallen in love with the TV show and I've watched it all the way through 4 times. I have an idea of what I want but I'm not sold on it. Maybe the fandom can help me out?
#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#the vampire lestat#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv#the vampire armand
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