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Week 13
[Two Jewish men sit in a dining room. Their wives are in the background talking in the kitchen.]
[Marty, exasperated with Bernie, leans back into his chair.]
Marty: You’ve met Josh!
Bernie: Josh, who?
Marty: Rosenbloom.
Bernie: (Muttering)
Rosenbloom… Rosenbloom…
Marty: Josh and Beth. Beth’s Josh.
Bernie: (Muttering) Beth… Beth…
Marty: You went to his funeral!Bernie: Funeral? What funeral? I didn’t go to a funeral.
[Bernie leans back so he can yell into the kitchen to his wife, Marsha.]
Bernie: Marsha!
Marsha: What?!
[Marsha walks into the dining room.]
Bernie: Did we go to a funeral?
Marsha: Whose funeral?
Bernie: Josh’s funeral.
Marsha: Josh, who?
Marty: Oy vey!
Josh Rosenbloom’s funeral!
[Marsha leans so she can yell into the kitchen to Marty’s wife, Shelly.]
Marsha: Shelly!
Shelly: What?!
[Shelly walks into the dining room.]
Marsha: Did we go to a funeral?
Shelly: Whose funeral?
Marsha: Josh’s funeral.
Shelly: Josh, who?
Marty: (Done with all of them.) Yes, we all went to Josh Rosenbloom’s funeral!
Marsha: (Pointing at Bernie and ignoring Marty) I don’t know! This one’s asking about a funeral!
Shelly: (Also ignoring her husband) What- No! We didn’t go to funeral!
Marsha: That’s what I thought!
[A beat.]
Marsha: Oh, wait, we did go! We absolutely did go!
Marty: You go to so many funerals it hard to keep track of them.
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