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Someone said Jirou in this and I agreed 😤

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an open letter to ace people, from a homoromantic ace

you are not lgbt solely for being ace. you do not need to be lgbt. the lgbt community is not yours, you are not a part of it if you don’t feel same-gender attraction or gender dysphoria. you may feel you share oppression with the community, but it doesn’t make you part of it. the lgbt community is a safe space for those who are discriminated against for sga or having gender dysphoria. let’s refrain from forcing ourselves where we don’t belong. i’m seeing this from both sides of the discourse, i know how it feels to be ace and also feel sga, and i don’t think asexual people are lgbt solely for being ace. it gives every ace a bad look if you try to force yourself in with “but what about aces???? uwuwuwu” and “don’t forget ace people!11;1111!!!!” on different lgbt positivity posts. let’s stick to aven.

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just a cool dude

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The Adventure Zone: Story and song  (1991) 

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Yes, for those asking, the Raven Cycle fandom DOES have a name: the Ravenous.

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Aubrey Little, 1st arc of Amnesty: Fuck Jake Coolice.

Aubrey Little, 3rd arc of Amnesty:

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Ok but can we just take a moment

and appreciate Griffin McElroy

I mean not only is he an amazing person

but diversity is so deeply ingrained into his storytelling that he not only has had multiple LGBTQ and POC characters but has placed them in prominent and important positions??????

Like when’s the last time you watched a TV show where the badass gang boss is explicitly nonbinary? Or when The Reaper is a tall Black man with dreadlocks? (Edit: I have been informed that Kravitz is not canonically Black so instead let’s appreciate Lucretia that is all thank you for coming to my ted talk). In a single line of exposition “So how old were you when Lup transitioned?” he created an inspirational icon for trans listeners. Her character arc wasn’t about her being trans, it was just a fact of life, and it didn’t stop her from kicking. The Hunger’s. Ass. Want a wlw vampire cryptid? Griffin’s got your back!! Fuck, even Roswell? I’ve never seen a nonbinary non-human character before and I think that speaks worlds as to just how much Griffin McElroy has done for natural diversity.

Tl;dr, we don’t deserve Griffin McElroy but I sure as FUCK am glad we have him. Bless you Griffy.

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SHUT UP

HEY

YOU TWO

PIPE DOWN,

ALRIGHT? YUCK IT UP.

I’M GLAD YOU ALL ARE STILL FUCKING X MEN. I’M JUST A REGULAR

DIPSHIT

AND I NEED A FUCKING HELMET

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this has been in my drafts since valentines day god……….anyway i love aubrey and dani doing Anything At All

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

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It hasn’t been snow that’s been falling on you, it has been the spores of this massive tree.

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Two kinds of people

1: I’ve been listening to critical roll for a thousand years and I’m still not caught up.

2: I’ve listened to the same TAZ arc on repeat for the last century.

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You’ve heard of forest lesbians now get ready for………. national park sapphics 

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Yeah… well… let’s… here’s some of the skills that i’m bringing to the table currently:

uh,

made of flesh.

very vulnerable to

bullets,

and knives,

and um

fangs,

and acid

and poison.

so those are pretty much my only weaknesses.

i don’t know if i mentioned

fire

and blunt trauma

and drowning.

and bullets…

but those are my weaknesses.

But strengths include:

uhhh

large reservoir of

botanical information.

pretty good at

tony hawk pro skater 2.

less good at three.

i dropped off at three.

thaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss…

it.

i-i played the trombone for two years.

i don’t know if that’s even.. gonna be..helpful

or not.

but that’s what i got, leo. i mean, that’s what i’m bringing to the table.

currently.

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hello i’m a little bit in love with hollis adventure zone holy fuck

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when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him