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birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

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Edwin: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Charles: I'm gonna go fight this guy who is 3x my size with only my bare ass hands. Edwin, already taking off his clothes: Charles, you're so fucking stupid.

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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Any day now

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Trump trying to psychically manifest a ceasefire into existence instead of actually negotiating one

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people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

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