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yoyoyo wassup its been a while since ive checked on this fandom so whats poppin my dudes

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Roger: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Jack: Thats a stupid question, How many?

Roger: Depends on how hard you throw them

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Concept: Lord of the flies except jack breaks out into spontaneous salsa dance randomly throughout the book

Dont ask me- I dont know

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Simon, after being killed while just trying to warn the others about the “beast”

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Piggy × Conch

Me, I just thought I'd bring this back

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Hey, awesome person! I hope you are having a wonderful day and 2019 is happy so far for you!

Thanks so much!! I hope the same for you!! :))))))))

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I’m alive I promise

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Reasons why I’m a failure and will never amount to anything

I’m not special

I’m not a child prodigy

I’m scared of domesticity and living a domestic life

I’m not motivated enough to truly thrive at what I want to do

I   C A N T   S I N G   C#

I   D O N T   H A V E   T H E   C O N C H

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Congrats on 300 followers!!!!! 🎉

Thanks !!!

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hi im tired but I just hit 300 followers and I want to say you’re all very much appreciated and I love you all so here’s one hundred conches for my first hundred, 100 pigs for my 200 and 100 islands for my 300

🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️🏝️

If you want to send an ask asking whether youre one of the conches pigs or islands I am willing to find that out for you

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Put that spear down!

I’VE GOT THE CONCH SHUT IT

Give me my glASSES AHHH

G-guys *huff* wait up! *huff* I can’t *huff* breathe *huff*

You think you know a guy! (referring to Ralph and Jack’s relationship if ya know what I mean ;))))

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Jackrabbit Merridaddy

A, excuse me, can yOU sing C#? No? Didn’t think so

Conch w h o? Never heard of her

K I L L  T H E  B E A S T  CUT HER THROAT BASH HER IN-

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Ralph honestly reminds me of a wine mom

As it stands the signal fire is more important than you

Let’s talk about how ya boi be glancing in shy liking at a certain red-head

Pigs aren’t important, Ralph’s vegetarian ya furries

Help this poor fair haired boy

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Looking at it this book really is just the gayest 

Out of my way peasants, I can sing C#

Ralph x The Signal Fire

DON’T TELL ME SIMON AND PIGGY ARE DEAD THEY’RE NOT DEAD

Oh, and to the left we have unsupervised children shitting on tree branches

For the last time Roger, we can’t just throw rocks to solve our problems!

This is a mess no wonder the island caught on fire

Help, a gland has exploded

Even our lord and savior Jackass Merribooty cant help us

F u c k  t h i s  s h i t  i ‘ m  o u t

Let’s just hope nobody makes an all girl remake- oh wait

I JUST WANTED TO READ A HAPPY BOOK ABOUT CHILDREN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR

Stop and evaluate why this even exists- humans suck

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C#

Oh boy here comes roge podge with his rock

No Maurice, for the last time we can’t just build a land-bridge

Come here little child I’ve got free meat in my van

H e l p

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Lets just talk about our lord and savior, Jack Merridew

Oh no, Jack stop beating the littluns!

This book both saved and ruined my life

Forgive me father for I have sinned

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Road kill

Oh dear who let the fire go out?

God Roger not another murder, that’s the second this week!

Even god can’t save us now

R e g r e t

Man oh man

On the bright side, at least Simon is still alive- oh, wait

No, Simon we can’t just adopt 1000 lizards!