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confession: i want to kiss schmitty

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I got one...

DOES ANYONE ELSSE REMEMBER LES FROM VOLUME 1? HE WAS THERE FOR ONLY VOLUME 1 AND NEVER SEEN/HEARD FROM AGAIN! VOICED BY POLAND!

Now, I got two theories on what happened with Les:

Maybe Les is Guy's first name but he decided to stick with "Guy" for SPORTS and THE RIDE to sound cooler. "Guy Towers" does sound cooler than "Les Towers"

On the OTHER spectrum on the scale, maybe Les was supposed to host SPORTS buuuuuuut got murdered by the Volume 1 Sign-In host with a Brooklyn accent (Cookie)

1:04 pm, 6/19/25

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i hope redacted gets freakier in tmp3 i'll be fr

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i might be so autistic over jackbox that it is now invading my dreams sometimes. this is the second time now! it was about me finding some video on a nonspecific social media platform titled something along the lines of "trivia murder party givings" recorded in a hunger gamesish roblox game which i already knew about because i have absolutely played it in ANOTHER dream before.

the title of that video comes from the creator showing a "lore gallery" for [redacted], except it wasn't really a gallery, nor did it contain concrete lore, it was just his headcanons. my favorite of the bunch was the big frame in the middle (which was the only one i actually saw) because it had an image of gru on it.

fun fact about the "gallery" area, excluding all the frames, it was literally just a gray baseplate with a ladder on it. which is exactly why i said that it wasn't really a gallery. the ladder had those phantom enemies from animal jam floating around the top for some reason.

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happy father's day :3 i personally think redacted should have burned his dad's hat judging by how he reacts to it

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I kind of hate how anal some people get about the lore. Like yes it’s good to look at and acknowledge the lore but they don’t have to make people follow it like the Bible they need to let people have fun

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My personal response to 239, I think that he is perfectly capable of caring about people if he wants to, he just doesn't see a reason to feel bad for his victims.

But, and this may be controversial, I do think that aside from the whole wanted in all 50 states or something thing, I actually like to think REDACTED is capable of being a good parent if that's the path he chose. I'd like to think it's like Doofenshmirtz where he had such a shitty childhood that if some random kid was thrust upon him, he might actually put in effort to try and NOT be like his Dad out of spite. Like "See, Dad? I'm not failing as a parent unlike you." kind of spite.

Not saying he'd be a perfect dad, I just think he'd be capable of not sucking as much as his Dad.

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ok so confession: i kinda hope that redacted dresses as a cheerleader in tmp3

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silly headcanon that gene can exist in just about any tech device if he feels like it. the whole gene bot thing in mvc was just him taking some empty robot body for fun and in game when a different robot gets more upvotes than him he starts tweaking so badly he might just get flung out of the robot and into the stratosphere. This happened a lot if you couldn't tell.

on an unrelated note i read a google doc with most of the silly pop ups that can show up during sti and under one of todd's text convos with gene there was some text calling it gay as hell and honestly? i see the yaoi vision.

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i can't believe i have to make this a new rule but this account is for CONFESSIONS. sure a joke confession is fun once and awhile but if you're just sending in statements like "guys did you know [redacted] has daddy issues" or "cookie is short" i will NOT be posting them, these are not confessions and are nor controversial, incriminating, or something one "confesses." please keep these posts to your own blogs, thank you!

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One-sided SchmOokie this, mutual ShmOokie that... How about a friends with benefits—MasterSteins HUH?!

I like that dynamic the most and it kinda fits them ngl. There's still a room for all same/matching preferences like crossdressing and sub/dom or etc in this scenario.

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personal headcanon that, especially in trivia murder party 1, redacted is autophobic

i mean he's outright stated that he has abandonment issues due to his childhood

and outright gets upset over the thought of not being able to be friends with you

so yeah this guy has autophobia(especially in tmp1) and nobody can say otherwise

just to generally clarify, abandonment issues =/= "autophobia"

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i agree with confession 267; i've never seen it happen, but i don't want people to portray redacted as some "uwu soft boy" who hates violence

"nuuuu! (っ◞‸◟ c) he would h*at*3 v1*l3nce!!! .·°՞(˃ ᗝ ˂)՞°·." my sibling in christ this man just pulled out a chainsaw

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if they butcher or soften redacted's character in any way in tmp3 i might just Trivia Murder myself

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sometimes i play trivia murder party 2 on solo player because it feels like me and redacted are on a date

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i hope we get plushies of the hosts

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so with the 30th anniversary of ydkj, this also means a happy anniversary to cookie and schmitty and all those characters

technically only happy anniversary to nate and cookie, schmitty wasn't a character yet in volume 1. also is this even a "confession"?