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Private Johnson, you've been placed in the Fortnite Division. You are to report for duty by this evening. Private, I don't care if you've never held a controller before, your country needs you.

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Bad post. Factory reset

Sometimes I gotta factory reset my brain and then I start making good posts again.

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which is definitely not an omen

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it's wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this

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Happy Birthday Kirby!!! 🌟🌟🌟

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this couldn’t be said any better

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Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

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Me at work

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@warrior-kitty We’re trying to find your nemesis

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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felt like revisiting my dungeon meshi pmd-ification...Do Not Ask Me What They Eat.

+bonus falin design i didnt use

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Oh buddy I’ve had my fair share of this shit for a while.

Daily interactions with Tumblr lefties be like —

Me: Hindutva is not casteist, many hindutva ideologues worked to remove casteism from society and even our PM is not from the upper caste.

Leftie bigot: so you are trying to say that there’s no caste based discrimination in India because our PM is not upper caste??! 🤡

Me: nooooo!!! Can’t you rea—

Leftie bigot: people of the world!! Look this is a hindutva nationalist who denies casteism and is casteist and is an upper caste privileged white person!!!

Me: but—

Leftie bigot: Shut up you hindutva sanghi fascist!!

Me: but I’m not white?!!! Or upper caste??!!!

Leftie bigot: *blocks and runs away*

Leftie bigot: *makes a post on their blog about how to recognise Hindutva nationalism* “If you see them do this — Run!!!”

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i have not eaten a burger in over a month

sounds like you are dangerously low in vitamins U, S, and A.