He/him. Sexy, omnisexual, immortal man from the 51st century. Captain of Torchwood 3. Ianto Jones is my husband, although we're not technically married. Please don't talk to me unless you are an adult. XD
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hellooooo jack
i noticed you followed me, thats nice of you, thank you.
anyways have you come across The Old Guard? their immortality works a bit like yours, and its basically "get a bunch of immortals, most of which are bi or gay, and give the braincell to the youngest one". its very good highly recommend. theres comics and a film, and a second film coming out soon
look into it, its good.
also excited for reality war? I would bet twenty quid the Doctor falls into the hell dimension Rogue is in, and then he finally comes back omg ive been rooting for him to come back for literal MONTHS
No, I haven't heard of The Old Guard before. Sounds interesting, I'll be sure to check it out. 👍
Yeah. 😂
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Heyyy there Jack, my gnarly rad, babygorl man! I have a question for you brochacho 👉👈

I'd love to hold your hands, and maybe more if you'll let me. 😏😘
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Heya babes!! ✨✨✨
Updating you to tell you we have our sights set on Alzarius first!! The big fella said he really liked the sound of mistfall. I did a little background research and found out there's some crazy wacky biology going on with the lifeforms there! That's so cool! I love me some weird critters.
Oh! By the way, I was told by a friend of mine to ask you about a place called Gallifrey? They want to know if you've ever been there. Not really sure where that place is, but maybe I'll look into it too!
Stay strikingly handsome, my king,
Lilia
(No truly, you're crazy handsome 😆☺️)
Thank you so much. 😘
And no, I haven't been to Gallifrey personally. You could visit it if you want to, but I think it's pretty barren at this point in time.
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Oh. Yeah, sure. I can do that.
....you are, jack?
Yes, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. ✌️
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I- Wh- You could do that? How?
....you are, jack?
Yes, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. ✌️
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Oh, I think you know exactly what I want. 😘😏
Still got that vortex manipulator, Captain?
Asking for... research purposes. Might need a quick escape from a love-struck planet again.
Yes, I do still have a couple of them. I could definitely lend one to you, but I think I'd like something in return. 😏😘
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....you are, jack?
Yes, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. ✌️
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Unhinged, cringe, and free. That's how I like to live my life.
*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*
Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.
Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.
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What's up my guyyy!!
I see your little description says immortal?? That's crazy wild!! But in a good way! I'm sure it's given you lots of experience 😉
Got any fun places to recommend? I'm looking for places to show T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉. He's a very curious fella :)
Anyways, hope those magical night-sky stars sparkle and shine down on you and Ianto,
Lilia
Hello! Thanks for the message. It is pretty wild, and not always in a good way, but it has given me a lot of experience. I think the places I'd recommend are definitely Alzarius - it's beautiful, especially during mistfall, Cheem is pretty nice, Anura is good if you like water, Chimeria is also gorgeous, Diadem is super relaxing, Dido is extremely peaceful, Biblios is great if you enjoy reading, and I've heard Halcya is lovely.
I hope T҉h҉e҉ ҉E҉n҉t҉i҉t҉y҉. enjoys going to all those planets. And thank you for the kind wishes, I hope the same for you. 😁😚
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Still got that vortex manipulator, Captain?
Asking for... research purposes. Might need a quick escape from a love-struck planet again.
Yes, I do still have a couple of them. I could definitely lend one to you, but I think I'd like something in return. 😏😘
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Ianto literally made all of those exact faces at me today.
ianto with jack




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Oh really? Well good for you. Congratulations. It seems I've been bested. But who better to do that than myself? So carry on, Captain. I'll see you around. 🫡😉
Umm, hello. I guess I have a clone or something. Lol.
I was here long before any of the other blogs of me started popping up.
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#this is adorable#torchwood#captain jack harkness#ianto jones#torchwood fanart#dr who#doctor who#janto fanart#janto#jack harkness fanart#ianto jones fanart#jack and ianto#ianto torchwood#jack x ianto
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Riiiiiight... Well I'd fuck alternate versions of myself if I could too, that's the ultimate dream. 😍
*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*
Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.
Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.
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Hey, you knew I had a husband going into this. What did you expect? 🤷🤨
*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*
Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.
Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.
#onceler fandom#onceler#crackhead onceler#captain jack harkness#captain jack#jack harkness#jack x ianto#jack and ianto
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Hawaii sounds wonderful. 🥵👍
Yo yo hey my dynamite guy! How are ya Jack, my big man?! I had this super duper rad idea that we could go on a wicked vaykay together? Wha do ya thiiiinnnkk?
Like my dance btw? slay my guy :P
Ooh, I'd love to go on vacation with you. As long as I can bring Ianto of course.
And I love the dance, that's a nice little ass you got there. 😘🍑
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You really don't want to know. 🤫😉
🍑 Captain Jack Harkness 🍑 in DOCTOR WHO “Bad Wolf” (2005) // “Revolution of the Daleks” (2021)
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