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[jacksonani]

*contemplates about comin back to get some skinny wonu dick*

[jacksonani]

rendroid18 log onto your "personal" bitch! i sent you a message wonderin if it was worth it to follow you on my personal bc i dont wanna be givin you it when you still rendroid18 bc i aint want any of those rp memories and bitch... u ren

[jacksonani]

rendroid18 thats literally so ridiculous bc i slept at 10am.... how can you do that holy shit and well i been gone bitch you know i aint tryna be on this acc i just get bored sometimes

[jacksonani]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[jacksonani]

rendroid18 well shit bitch you know a bitch like me is gon forget you live on the east side instead of the west.... but 9am is still fucking early

[jacksonani]

rendroid18 why would you wake up at 6am

[jacksonani]

rendroid18 what the Hell why are you here why are you even awake

[jacksonani]

a jaerim? Here? in this Dry Land? *rips shirt off and flexes my muscles* guess i gotta come back

[jacksonani]

channing tatum is like that guy in college who’s 1000% bro and loves his frat and is a world champion beer pong player and owns 324353 snap-backs and you’re just like UGH GROSS until you find him roaming the feminist lit section of the local indie book shop and he sees you eyeing him and smiles and is like “have you ever read any doris lessing?” just as his phone buzzes with a text from his grandma asking if he’ll be coming over for bingo this weekend and you also realize his text tone is “bad blood” and suddenly everything is you knew is  a lie 

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[jacksonani]

Vernon: *Says a swear word on SMTM4*

Seventeen: Boy what did you just say

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[jacksonani]

*hears vernon laugh* *all sins are washed away, feeling refreshed because this is the true meaning of life*

[jacksonani]

didnt know you got a man... all i was doin was tryna take out the trash....

*logs in to check this acc* *sees dong talking about jimin* *deactivates*

[jacksonani]

*logs in to check this acc* *sees dong talking about jimin* *deactivates*

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Source.

[jacksonani]

rendroid18 man what kind of fake hoes.... im here im on skype im online but wheres u at