#hahahaa good joke

[koushirouizumi]

{K.H.R} - 80x27 ~ Ch. 293~294

"Did {Gokudera} find out I TURNED DOWN the Title of {10TH B O S S}?..."

Bonus: {'Final' Words}: " T S UN... N A... "

(Extra Bonus): {cut for very visible Injury}

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Jokey Japes

[at unicorn fuck club] Terry Pratchett: I call it the story of the wacky fantasy world that’s funny Pratchett: I hope you’re all ready for some jolly jokes and japes Pratchett: but also Pratchett: if you’re not careful Pratchett: you just might learn something

JRR Tolkien: oh wonderful, I could use a good laugh! Pratchett: what if there was a fantasy world that was funny Tolkien: Pratchett: in a quintessentially British way Tolkien: hahahahah!!!!!

Pratchett: there’s a funny wizard who’s scared of things Pratchett: also some silly witches Pratchett: one of which is a horny grandma Pratchett: uh oh the horny grandma has a sexual thought Pratchett: I’m going to obliquely describe it for about 8 pages Pratchett: “er, um, er, that is to say, er, um” Tolkien: ha ha stop it! Stop it! You’re killing me! GRR Martin: haah it’s like the third person omniscient narrator is embarrassed! Haha!

Pratchett: what if a wizard was bad at his job Tolkien: hahahaa!!! Tolkien: it’s true! It’s true!! Tolkien: [slapping knee, howling with mirth] fantasy is so lame!!! Pratchett: but these jokes are about more than just fantasy Pratchett: if you look closely Practhett: you just might notice Pratchett: that deep down Pratchett: they’re about us Tolkien: hahah- Tolkien: what

Pratchett: it’s true Pratchett: these jokes aren’t just about genre tropes Pratchett: they’re about how the real world works Pratchett: similar to how in your story Sauron is an allegory for the evils of industrial- Tolkien: how dare you Tolkien: how fucking dare you

[my-names-angel-but-im-not-one]

Replaced or not ?

Part-1 Part-2 Part-3 Part-4 Part-5 Part-6

For summary and details check out part-1

Pairing: Obey me Characters x reader

"Than you so much Lucien you don't know how much you're helping me right now"

"Well it's nothing you get a place I get to satisfy my curiosity about you and you know ...the offer was not a joke from my side it still stand" Lucien said smirking at you

"umm....you know I don't feel that towards you"

"hahaha I know hon I'm just kidding"

"uh okay" you said a bit uneasy.

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"hahahaa, oh my god I can't believe you fooled those lords" run hai spoke to me through phone

"I know right I wasn't that hard " I replied to her " But it was all because of you ..if you weren't there to alert me then and there I may would've been in the grasp of those demons"

"it's not a problem y/n if a human won't help you then who will" run hai spoke

[FLASHBACK]

"these are the two are the human exchange students" diavolo spoke as you and run hai stood there

There was 7 other demons standing in front of you both you . Run hai was there confused she's still taking time understanding what's happening here meanwhile you were standing there with a 'fuck it' expression.

The demon brothers were looking at you and only at you .

_______________

"Did you saw that" run hai spoke after we settled in our separate room.

"Saw what?"

"The way they were looking at you!!"

"umm well I thought I was being dramatic but i guess not"

" look I've read too many books about how this end up"

"Mee too....wanna help me out?"

"How!?"

"well i just gotta move outta this house you know"

"How are exactly planning on that?"

" Well.....how much do You like them"

________________

[FLASHBACK END]

________________

"Well you wanted their attention and i didn't so it worked out in the end i guess" you said.

"Well yeah , i mean everything is just like you said , you're soo smart!!" Run hai spoke giggling throught the phone .

'Oh my god i could imagin her twirling her hair , stupid girl i just hope she don't open her mouth if the brothers became too obsessed with her' you thought as you rolled your eyes.

"Well yeah thanks for your help, i hang up now" you said not wanting to talk to her anymore.

"Aww thought we coulda talk more but anyways bieee ... Wait asmo what are you doing!"

[BEEP BEEP]

"Huh?? What was that should i call her again.......no nevermind" you said . You laid on your bed provided Lucien thinking about how your plans of getting away from them and moving out from the HOL all worked out in the end . 'Well i didn't do anything bad i just didn't wanted for them to get obsessed with me'. You thought as you closed your eyes

_________________

[MEANWHILE IN HOL]

"You better explain this sweetie"

.

[A/N]: well sorry for the delay i was thinking about making run hai a good person but I can't since the real life one is actually a bitch😭 gomen gomen. And maybe I'll tell y'all her real name someday it's really similar to this once *wink wink*

Tag list: {closed}

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[fiendishfyre]

20 Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰɪᴄ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀꜱ

Thanks for the tag @annabtg 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 Ao3 Username: FiendishFyre 1. How many works do you have on A03? I have 13 fics ups! (It'll say more but I don't wana explain it.)

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 61k! 3. What fandoms do you write for? Harry Potter so far! Maybe will branch out. (I have another ao3 for past fandoms but I don't plan to ever use it again.) 4. What are your top five fics by kudos? Written In The Stars Lavender Haze Just The Two Of Us Dream To Me

Joke Was On Me

5. Do you respond to comments? I try to but easily get overwhelmed then guilty that I didn't reply then I wonder if I should months later or will they be upset.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Seperate Ways (World Aparts) because it focuses on the Black brother and they both die in it like in canon. XD I avoid MCD because it huuurts. 7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Almost all end in happy endings!! I admit I don't know which qualifies as the happiest, hahahaa. 8. Do you get hate on fics? I've gotten annoying comments like 'why did I read this' or something similar to my Blackest fics which like...I don't know why you didn't click back. XD 9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Yes and it's awful. I say it's all pretty tame except for the blood relation to some of them...hahahaha 10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? Nope! No clue if I plan to.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Hm, yes, a fic was translated on another site without my permission. XD 12. Have you ever had a fic translated? As above, yes but not with my consent. 13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yeah! But it wasn't posted.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? I haaaate choosing. Right now Prongsfoot is holding the most space in my mind as I write.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? All of them cuz they haven't even been posted. RIP There is many.

16. What are your writing strengths? Oh man, no idea, maybe dialogue.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Writing long work that flows well.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I think I have done it with french with aid.

19. First fandom you wrote for? First one I posted for was for Marvel! I can't find it, it's out there but I forgot the username and fic title and everything about it beside the ship. XD 20. Favourite fic you’ve written? Good question.

Karma's On Your Scent Like A Bounty Hunter Because it's a rarepair, Orion Black/James Potter and I neeeed more of them but few ship it and there is like only 3 works including mine with it as the focus.

Tagging: @strugglequill @thistlecatfics @stopme @mycupofrum @artemisia-black @snarky-magpie @impishtubist @lovelymasks and whoever wants to join in! No pressure!

[collegetennisoriginstory]

Allie, I am WHEEZING!!!!!

this is exactly the intelligent serious MC that I am going for!!!!

Also this is exact level of social awkwardness which i want them all to achieve!!!!

Thank you!

HAHAHAA oh my goodness @aya-m3k you never fail to make me grin so wide with your msgs!! I'm sooo pleased that you enjoyed that little lame joke in there.

It's always so interesting to see what folks end up liking / picking up on.

[myorgansaremelting]

Imagine if the only way you knew how to love yourself was by sexualizing yourself that’d be really funny…

Good thing it’s a joke haha hahahaa

I definitely actually love myself for other reasons than the fact my body is easily sexualize-able

[frostfloweragainlol-alias-juno]

This is my first attempt at a kind of fanfic i guess? Lol its a bit of a test

Lets see how it goes

This is part 1

Dex belongs to @leech-twinz

Warnings: cussing , light sickness (flu)

Ships present: Cain x Oc (Dex), Abel x Larry

5 am

Another morning at site 17. Another day at the foundation. Scp 073 reached out to the alarm, which’s annoying ringtone had woken him up, and turned it off. He yawned, questioning to himself how he could be more tired than when he went to bed, and got up. Cain walked up to the bathroom, turned the tap on and started washing his face with cold water, in the attempt to better wake up and hopefully shake off this strange feeling of fatigue and tiredness. He turned off the tap and grabbed a towel to his face, then looked up:“Man, I really should shave '' was his first thought upon seeing his reflection in the mirror , but something made him observe closely. Cain noticed that his face was unusually pale and the bags under his eyes were somehow blacker than normal . “Yes, maybe I should '' he mumbled. He decided to dismiss the entire situation to the fact that maybe he should sleep more. There was no way he was sick. He hasn’t been sick in 1000 years! Nope, he must've been just tired. Right ? He sighed and made his way to the door leading on the corridor, then proceeded straight walking past the site’s canteen. Usually he would have stopped for some breakfast, but this time, while well knowing it wasn’t that much of a good idea, he decided not to. He didn’t feel much like eating right now, and only the thought of food made him nauseous.

“Hey dumbass!”

073 looked up

“Good morning to you too, brother”

“Have you seen Frost by any chance? It’s at least 30 minutes that i look for her!”

“Abel you know very well that she is never up before 8 am”

“And?”

“It’s 5 am”

“Oh”

“You guys better not be talking behind my back” Frost walked towards her brothers with a smirk

“Huh, since when are you a morning person ?” Smiled Cain

“Oh I’m not. But Zack unfortunately is. And the ringtone of his alarm today was so loud that I heard it from my cell. And that’s why I’m awake” Frost yawned “Man, I hate waking up- ... early-“

Scp 9108 stopped “Dude you alright? You don’t look too good “

Abel immediately looked at Cain

“Hm? Oh! Yes I’m fine, just tired” 073 shrugged off “ Maybe I should sleep more “

Frost stayed silent for a moment. 076 instead didn’t break eye contact , not believing a word of what his brother just said

“Fine” she obliged “still, you probably should go back to bed. You are pale as fuck “

“Nah, I’m fine”

“Well, I was going to eat something. Would you guys like to come too?”

“Fuck yeah! I haven’t had breakfast yet!” exclaimed Abel

“Thanks but no. I’m not hungry “

Abel began to stare again at his older brother

“What?”

“Nothing. Why?“

“You were looking at me weird—“

“I wasn’t “ argued 076

“...ok?””Anyway , I have to go. I have to catalog some documents and Doctor Glass asked me for some help. If you need me I’ll be in his office”

“Ok! See you later brother”

As Cain walked away Frost and Abel shared a worried look

“That was wired -“ mumbled 9108

“...”

“Aby?”

“Hm?”

“Dude, were you even listening to me?”

“Yeah. Sorry I was just thinking”

“—-“ “Yes, I’m worried too”

“Never said I was”

“Hmh. Yeah. Sure-“

Abel shrugged

Of course he was worried. Why would his brother lie like that?

“Hi guys!“

“AAHH!” 9108 rapidly looked behind her

“ Oh shoot! I’m sorry“ started apologizing Dex upon seeing the reaction of his sister-in-law

“No prob “ Frost reassured him “I just didn’t expect that lol”

“SERIOUSLY what does ‘lol’ mean?!” Abel glanced at the both of them in anger

“Pff-“

“Oh come on!”

“Hahahaa!”

076 started mumbling swear words in Sumerian under his breath, thing he always did when he was pissed

“Heyyyy- language-“ 9108 joked

“FUCK. OFF.”

“Ok jeeze “

“Are we going to have breakfast or not? I don’t have all day “

“Fine mr grumpy” she rolled her eyes “ Dex would you like to join?”

Dex nodded happily “Ofc!”he then stopped a second and proceeded to look around “Where’s Cain?”

Silence

Abel and Frost stared at each other.

“He went to help Doctor Glass” Frost responded, and then hesitantly continued with “And- well - he was weird this morning”

Dex started at her confused

“I’ll explain everything, but in the meantime let’s head to the canteen” continued 9108

“Ok” he obliged a bit anxiously

~

“Ok, and with this we have finished with scp 4001’s documents ” Doctor Glass closed the file on his tablet “Which one is next? Was it 005 ? “

No response

“Cain?” Glass looked up from his tablet and at his friend, who was sitting at the other end of the desk.

Cain had his head on the table , buried in his arms. Did he fall asleep? Wait- is he shaking?

Simon stood up and approached 073. He then proceeded to gently shake him by the shoulder. Cain groaned, blinked several times until he was somewhat awake and then looked up. It took him 10 seconds to realize he had been asleep for all the cataloging of 4001’s files.

“Omg- I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to fall asleep like that “ he then apologized, with a weak voice

Doctor Glass stared at him worried. Cain was sweating and shaking, and was clearly trying to keep his eyes open to avoid falling asleep again, though he barely managed to keep them only halfway open.

“Are you ok?”

“Yeah , I’m fine”

‘-No you aren’t-‘ Thought the scientist

“Listen, we actually finished cataloging everything for today, and I thank you a lot for helping me. ” He said “But you don’t look well at all, you really should go and rest.”

Cain stared at the table for several seconds, and finally nodded. He was right. It was stupid to keep working while in that state. He proceeded to stand up and, after waving off Doctor Glass, he started heading back to his chamber.

~

Abel made his way in the corridor, trying to focus on the incoming mission, but still failed to shake off the feeling of worry. He kept on walking, trying not to think about it. Then he noticed a familiar face in the corridor, coming from the opposite direction.

Cain? He already finished cataloging ?

“Cain!”

073 raised his eyes

Abel approached him. He observed him for a second and then immediately asked

“Are you ok?”

Cain stayed quiet for a few minutes. He really did not want to worry his brother, but it was too obvious at that point that he indeed wasn’t fine.

He shook his head. No.

076 placed a hand on 073’s forehead for then commenting with “ Your burning up! How are you even standing up!?” and “I’m bringing you back to your chamber this instant!”

Cain didn’t say a word, he just nodded. He was too exhausted to do anything else other than that.

~

Upon entering the cell, Abel immediately placed his brother in bed. He then proceeded to find and hand him a thermometer.

“Well? Don’t just stare at it dumbass!” He said annoyed, sitting on the edge of the bed.

Cain glanced at Abel “Calm down, sheesh”

“Just use it idiot “

A few seconds later the thermometer beeped and 073 it handed it back to 076

“104 °F? How in the FUCK are you even still conscious?!”

Abel sighed

“What made you think it was a good idea going to work like this?!” He then yelled

“ I don’t know “

“What do you mean you don’t know?!?!”

“I- don’t know, ok? Maybe I didn’t want to worry anybody or maybe it was for another reason. I just don’t know “

“Well you just fucking worsen things. Couldn’t you just use your brain and think about it for once?! Why tf are you so -“

“....I know...... you’re right ........I’m sorry”

He lowered his head, staring at his hands, that was now squeezing tightly into fists

-Aw shit - Abel sighed again

“Hey- I didn’t mea-“

“I know. Don’t worry “

“No really I’m sor- “

“No problem “

076 grabbed him by the shoulders

“ Cain please. I really didn’t mean to yell at you like that. I was just worried”

Cain looked up at his brother

“And sometimes you should take a break from work” Abel continued “You need some time to rest , you’re not a robot for God’s sake!”

Cain nodded

“Guess you’re r-“ his sentence was roughly interrupted by a series of coughing fits and a sneeze.

“Uh- I’ll get you some tissues. You’ll need them “ 076 stood up

073 sniffled “Thank you” he replied weakly

Abel got some tissues and some cough and fever medicine , then gave the tissues to Cain, just in time for him to sneeze into one. He also handed him the medication along with a spoon

“Don’t stain the sheets with that “ he slightly smirked

Cain nodded again, this time with a weak smile

[loife1m]

“Not lofie or life”

What you gonna do if I do call you lofie or life? huh? You can’t do anything ‘bout it suckerr hahahaa 👹

(this is just a joke)

if you do I’ll just ignore you for good <3 you won’t get a reaction out of me suckerrrrrr

[asumofwords]

Tee if you make any reference to sf&a in the ghost aemond fic I will physically combust/j

PLEASE let it be a spooky smut with absolutely no references unless you like to see us cry, which I feel like you do 😭

ALSO LOKI FICS??? GOOD LORD I WANNA READ HIM WRITTEN BY YOU SO BADLY.

Also you know how like we say " Women written by women" "Men written by women" Etc, there's this guy in my class who literally ACTS LIKE HE'S WRITTEN BY YOU AND IM NOT JOKING, HE'S AN ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE BUT KIND AT THE SAME TIME, like he has red flags but they're good red flags idk?????? he has a gf tho :(

Can't believe I can't date the guy that acts exactly how the characters my fav author on the internet writes 👁👄👁

Who is this man and where does he live?? Hahahaha

I need to stop inadvertently adding SFA mentions into things but for some reason I just can’t stop, it’s like it’s own stupid universe hahahaa

Writing Loki is going to be so much fun for me, I’m an original Loki girly, I was reading those Avengers living in the tower fic at 12, and I’m surprised I haven’t written him sooner tbh!

I think either Loki or Draco was the first ever fanfic I read! Lmaooo

Hehehe 🖤🖤🖤

[mimisempai]

All these little things

Summary:

That morning, Mycroft did not know that he would discover something new about Greg...

Notes:

Mystrade Monday #59 “Would you just hold still”

@mystradepromptsandscenarios

On AO3

Rating G - 571 words

"Would you just hold still?" 

Mycroft sighed in exasperation as he tried to rub more ointment on Greg's hip and added, "This would be a lot easier if you didn't squirm so much."

Greg, lying on his stomach, bit his lips before replying, "S-sorry Mycroft. I'll be good, I promise."

Mycroft's hands rested on his back again. But despite his best efforts, Greg couldn't contain a shudder as Mycroft's hands began to move again.

Mycroft protested, "But Greg, you told me before that it wasn't too painful! And now I can see you're shaking!"

Mycroft leaned forward to watch his lover's face and was surprised at the expression he found there.

"But... wait... are you laughing?"

Greg looked up, a smile on his face and tears beading from his eyes. Mycroft gave a small mischievous smile and gently placed his hands in the same place as before and watched Greg's reaction, who gasped, "No... Mycroft... arr... hahaha...."

"Oh my god Greg... are you ticklish?"

Greg shook his head and bit his lips, blatantly lying, "No, I'm definitely not ticklish."

He immediately regretted his words when Mycroft straddled him and leaned into his ear to whisper, "Really? You're not ticklish? But you know I'm agnostic, I need to see to believe."

Greg was about to protest when he felt Mycroft's fingers lightly running over his back. He tried to stop the laughter from rising by biting his lips again, but it was all for naught, he only lasted a few seconds before he burst out laughing. 

"Mycroft st-hahaha! I surrender! Yes I'm ticklish- hahahaa" Greg could no longer control himself under the gentle torture of Mycroft's fingers.

Then Mycroft stopped and turned Greg around to allow him to catch his breath. He was now hovering over him, his elbows framing his lover's face. He looked tenderly at the smiling face and wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes with his thumbs before leaning over him to kiss him.

When he lifted his head, he whispered, "I love you, Greg. You don't know how much I love finding out these kinds of little things about you."

Greg was like an open book and Mycroft watched with pleasure as his amused smile turned into a smile of wonder in reaction to Mycroft's words.

Then Greg winked at him and replied in a joking tone, "That way I maintain some mystery and you'll never get bored."

But Mycroft knew Greg too well not to hear the tiny bit of uncertainty behind the light tone. The slight doubt Greg sometimes had that he was not enough for Mycroft. 

He retorted in a firm voice, "Greg, my darling, I don't need the mystery. Just you. You’re all that I need. As you are. Not more, not less. And I'll tell you again and again until every trace of doubt is gone from this head." He pressed a lingering kiss to Greg's forehead before moving back.

Greg smiled again and this time it was the love he felt for Mycroft that showed on his face as he whispered, "I love you too, Mycroft."

Then he pulled Mycroft closer, wrapping his arms and legs around him and holding him close. 

They stayed in each other's arms for a few moments, listening to each other's hearts beat until they fell asleep like that. 

Surrendered to the serenity of those who love each other and know that they are loved.

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Still not beta'd

Still not my native language

Still hoping you'll enjoy this story  🥰

Still thanking you for bearing with me 😝

Mystrade masterlist here

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

SHUICHI!!! SAY SOMETHING TO THEM!!!

"Luminary of the boomer's" Hahahaa!!

Shuichi!!!

S-Sorry Kaito... You guys. Just cuz Kaito's luminary of the boomers doesn't mean you should say it to his face.

Thank you Shui-

Say it behind his back. So he doesn't start chasing you with a wooden cane whilst he yells "Oi Oi Oi! Get back here you buffoon's! Someone outta knock some sense inta' ya'."

. . . . .

Nice one Shuichi! Good to know you feel comfortable joking around with other's!

Heh... Guess I'm not that weak detective anymore... I guess I have you to thank Kaito.

Hell yea it is! And Teruteru. It's not "Luminary of the boomer's." Everybody knows, I'm Kaito Momota! Luminary of the stars! Even crying children adore the Ultimate Astronaut!

*More like Ultimate Boomer.*

More like "Ultimate Grandpa"

[retzin]

Sup Kev? Recently, I’ve been combing over the Jimmy Urine allegations because [ r e a s o n s ] and I think they might’ve been debunked? Maybe? I’m honestly unsure. Idk man, I mostly peruse through allegations & stuff to see if I can find anything to joke about. Is that insensitive? Maybe.

If you still don’t want to listen to MSI, that’s fine by me. Anyways, what was your favourite MSI song before you started hating them?

OHHH MAN DINT GET ME STARTED ON THIS I WILL TALK FOR HOURS I SWEAR;!! OK OK sooo like... I heard about the allegations from day 1 and was like WAT!!!!! not too surprised knowing that MSI is quite offensive. But I know when I saw the article I couldn't sleep all night HAHAHAA!! I honestly don't care if anyone jokes about the urine man cuz I make fun of him lots. I have a few of their songs downloaded actually but I never listen to them. Just in case if I'm REALLY in the mood y'know? OHH MY FAVORITE SONG GOOD QUESTION!! OK uh hard question. My first favorite song was Lights Out which sounds like middle school... So much.....but I like Memory Of Heaven I guess..

[littleinfinitiy]

February 1, 2024

Nagsimula talaga tong araw na to na masaya. Like sobrang saya. Na wala na kong hihilingan pa kundi yung mga gantong araw. Yung kasama ka.

Kahit tulog tulog ka lang kasi nag aantay ka ng pagkain dyan hahaha. Alam mo february na pero gustong gusto ko pa din na tinititigan ka while ur sleeping. Kahit na ayaw mo ng ganun. Well wala kang choice inasawa mo ko sa bare with me till the end kasi araw araw kitang makakasama na sa mga susunod na panahon. So yeah wala kang no choice HAHAHAHA

"Yung gutom na yung tao pero nagpipicture ka pa" teka lang naman kasi HAHAHAHA ayaw mo naman magselfie pag mga ganto so eto nalang way ko para magkaron man lang ng remembrance sa mga ganto natin. Di man kasi tayo magkaron ng formal date e. Yung kakain tayo sa labas ganun. Kelan ba kasi katrina maria!! HAHAHA de, waiting lang naman ako mahal maging okay na lahat hehe so ngayon ganto ganto muna wag mo nalang ako pansinin pag pinipicturan ko food natin. Anyways ang sarap nung tocino na sinasawsaw sa toyo ngayon lang ako nakatikim nun and yes ang sarap AHAHAHAHA

So after kain ayun uwian na nanaman 🥹 pinaka ayaw kong part pag napunta ako dyan. Yung uuwi ako. Sana sa sunod di na ko uuwi. Ako na yung iuuwi mo HAHAHAA nagulat lang din ako sabi mo na ihatid kita hanggang sakayan kasi gusto mo pa kong makasama ng matagal something like that. Alam ko sinabi mo yun hhahha eh ako syempre aba payag ako dun. Kahit hanggang apartment pa! HAHAHAHAHA kasi ang plano lang nung una talaga is sa sakayan lang kita hahatid kaya ang saya lang na ihahatid pa kita hanggang sa may sakayan papunta sa inyo. Actually dapat laging ganun mahal e. Dapat matik na yun! No buts. Ako masusunod. Hoy HAHAHAHA kaso alam mo yun habang palapit na ng palapit mas nakakalungkot lalo. Maghihiwalay nanaman tayo. Lagii nalang. Naiinis na ko ah HAHAHAHAHAA de mahal, gusto ko lang din na as much as possible mahahatid kita safe and sound ba. Mas nakakapanatag kasi yun. Plus points na din yung mas matagal pa kitang kasama hehe pero yung kiss bat sa cheeks lang mahal??!!! Di ko matanggap dapat nagtanggal ka kasi mask nun e kasi kikiss kita sa lips nun hoy HAHAHAHAHA joke lang po mahal iloveyouuuu!

Pagbalik ko terminal sabi mo wait mo na ko makasakay pero dana ang tagal nung bus. Inaalala kita kasi ang tagal ng bus sabi mo pa di ka pa tutulog hanggat di ako nakakasakay. I wanted u to sleep na kaso you insisted e. And im sorry mahal 🥹 nagagalit ka na sa government kasi bat nagtitipid sila sa bus HAHAHAHAHA natatawa ako sayo that time mahal parang ewan e HAHAHAHA kaya sayo ako e! Isang oras din yun mahigit na walang bus. Kaya tamang kwentuhan muna tayo kahit deep inside miss na miss na agad natin isat isa. Bat ba kasi kailangan umuwi!!! Bakit!!!?? HAHAHAHA tapos ayun na nga dumating na bus so makaka pagpahinga na tayo pareho. Sorry mahal it took u an hour bago makapagpahinga. And thankyou kasi u did stay din habang nag aantay ako despite of you being inaantok na talaga. Kaya mahal na mahal kita e. Alam ko kahit sobrang sungit mo sakin i know na ganun ka lang talaga pero mahal na mahal mo talaga ako kinikilig tuloy itlog ko nyan HAHHHAHAHA pero matutulog na talaga tayo!! 🤣

And the ayun nga diretso na ko kuha ng result pagkababa ko ng bus. Actually eto talaga nagpatagal e. Kasi kung di ko kailangan kunin to? Dana nakasakay na talaga ako agad e. Punitin ko to e. Char HAHAHAHA almost goods naman yung result. Di sya normal. Kaya need pa ipabasa sa doctor na di ko din magugustuhan kasi baka nga madami nanamang bawal. Pero dahil gusto ko pang tumagal sa mundong to kaya susundin ko lahat dahil aasawahin pa kita! HAHAHAHAHA after nun diretso na ko apartment para maligo at pumasok. Speed lang e pasok agad HAHAHAHA nagpaalam naman ako so no worries hehe and pagdating ko namang office wala din naman gawa masyado kaya okay lang.

Tapos ayun na ngaaa. Nung gabi na biglang ayun hehe. Si mama. Di ko alam pero sinabi ko na din sayo agad out of nowhere kasi nabigla lang din ako kay mama. Kasi bago man yun niloloko ko pa sya na nagmemeryenda lang kami pero bigla nyang nasabi yun. Ako naman bigla ko nalang naisipan din na isend sayo yun normally kasi sasarilinin ko yung mga ganun e. Kasi kaya ko naman. Pero mas kaya ko din kung nandyan ka. And dapat alam mo din nangyayari sa pamilya ko kasi sooner or later you'll be part of it na din e. Yes mabigat man sakin yung nangyayari nanaman. Parang bakit ganun? Madaming tanong in a way na di man sya negative. Sabi ko nalang bago ako matulog kagabi kasi di ko na din talaga kaya. Like gusto ko pang mag isip ng mga bagay bagay kaso di na talaga kaya. Parang ang tahimik ng utak ko kagabi. Iniisip ko na bakit si mama nanaman? Bakit ganito nanaman? Yan yung mga nasa isip ko bago ako makatulog. Pinilit ko actually kaso mukhang pinagpapahinga na din talaga ako para di mag isip? I dunno. Nagising nalang ako umaga na. But u were still there. Di kita nakikita or naririnig pero u were there. Bumangon lang ako saglit tapos higa ulit. Pagkakuha ko ng phone nagchat ka pala kagabi.

I dunno pero naiyak nalang ako bigla kasi naalala ko nga pala may nangyayari nga pala kagabi hehe and yung mga sinabi mo sobrang nakakatouch lang din. Sobrang swerte ko kasi nandyan ka pa din di ka umalis kagabi dun palang mahal okay na okay na ko. Alam kong di ako nag iisa. Tapos yung mga nasabi mo pa. Kaya mas kinakaya ko mahal. Magiging okay din lahat. Sorry kung inaalala mo pa kami mahal ha? Thankyou for being there. Sobrang laking bagay sakin nyan. Naiyak ko na din naman kanina mahal so medyo okay okay na ko. Dyan kalang ha? Mahal na mahal kitaaaaaa! Kakayanin ni mama mo yun wag lang mag alala oki? Napagdaanan nya na to last time e nalagpasan naman so this time basic nalang sa kanya yun hehe iloveyou soooo much! ❤️

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hi hahaha hindi na ako nakakapag kwento kase nabusy ako but btw this is for today November 23, 8:43

Update okay na pala kami nila rea and luisa hahaha and nagpapractice na kami ng rampa for foundation and intrams, sobrang sakit ng katawan and paa ko pagkatapos ante hahaha papahiran nalang ng langis bewang ko mahahati na e tas lilipad hahahah

grabe mga 5:30 or 6 uwi namin, kapagod buti nalang andyan escort ko hahaha joke hindi siya umaattend

mabait naman pala si jabe, nag uusap naman kami pero about sa pageant lang and may awkwardness parin hahaha pogi mo tsaka kapag dumadaan ka sa harap ko ambango mo amoy hindi papatol saken, nonchalant guy pa sa girls huy hahaha standard, may motor, okay lang kahit maliit ka, kaya pa yan, mahalaga pogi at matalino ka hahahaa goods din yung biceps shet hahahhaa what if may gf siya hahahahhaa saket shet.

hindi ka umattend kanina edi sana nakapg practice na tayo by partner hahaa edi sana nkahawak ka na sa bewang ko habang naglalakad, huy hahahahha

pero btw hahaha kala ko okay na hahhaa kala ko tapos na shet hahaha pero I'm proud kase konti nalang, konting selos nalang nararamdaman ko, maybe as the time goes by, my feelings for him will fade and mapupunta kay jabe if wala siyang gf hahaha, si koya laging nag ccp pero hindi man lang maseen message ko, nu daw yan hahhaa lagi delivered

that's all for today kase pagod talaga ako hahahhaa, this past few days puro sakit lang ng katawan nakuha ko hahahaha goods sana kung sasakit katawan ko sa ibang dahilan eme hahaha

goodnight, inaantok na ako, sa sunod ulit kapag may time.

[multiversal-pig-outing]

*Despite being a bit scared of what she about to do. She walked up to the ruler of hell to ask her a question.*

"Excuse me Lucy I have something ask you about."

"What is it? Do you need more pancakes? I all ready said that you don't need to ask me for that the staff are ordered to give you pancakes if you ask."

"No no no it's not that. It just just. Can I have something that isn't pancakes?" *She said the last in a very meek voice.*

"Really now? So is my food not good enough is that it then. That is a lot of nerve to say that to my face."

"WAIT PLEASE DON"T DO ANYTHING I"M SORRY I KEEP PANCAKES! JUST PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING HORRIBLE TO ME." *The angel said in a panic voice not wanting the feel the wrath of the ruler of hell. The panic stopped when Lucifer started to laugh.*

"Hahahaa I'm sorry if my little prank scared you. It just sometimes things get boring and i want to have some entertainment and well it's always fun to see you squirm. But yes of course you can have someone what kind of a host if I don't accommodate for my guests. So what do you want to eat instead."

"A joke a joke. Hahahaha that hilarious glad to help with your boredom problem.

Well some pie would be nice."

[atopearth]

Norn9: Var Commons Part 1 - Kakeru Yuiga Route

To say I'm excited is an understatement. I've been wanting to play Norn9 ever since I watched the anime when it first came out. I knew the anime wasn't great but I loved the aesthetics and the ideas. Personally, I loved Koharu and Kakeru the most because they were cute so I'm starting off with them. Otherwise, three heroines and a bunch of LIs for each of them? I love whoever thought of that concept! They're all voiced too so this will be a delight! I feel like the mystery around Sorata and his memories was never addressed in the anime I think? Anyway, Koharu is a kind but weird girl I guess? Hahaha. I don't remember anything about the story and characters other than the vibes everyone gave off, so I am curious as to why Koharu can't recall her name. Otherwise, from her interaction with Sorata, I can see why I liked her. Maybe she saw a kindred spirit in Sorata since they both seem to not know much about themselves and this world but seeing her rather positive personality and just doing what she can facing forward makes me think she's very cool. Akito running away from the baby chicks was hilarious.

Lmao when Kakeru offered Koharu his last name because she couldn't remember her first or last name, that was so smooth hahaha. Hmm if they're espers tasked with missions to use their powers towards peace around the world, why did Koharu know she'll need to get on this ship and specifically at the age of 17? Koharu is so funny, I love how she assumed Masamune didn't want to tell them about The World because he actually knows nothing about it😂😂 The combo of Koharu and Sorata are hilarious, they're basically bullying Masamune, I died when Sorata said Masamune was in his 30s when he's in his 20s😂 Koharu worrying about others before herself is so sweet. Loved it when she didn't expect Akito to be good at cooking and she imagined him pissed off asking if she had a problem with that hahahaa. Senri is like an adorable wounded cat that refuses to get to know other people better because there's no point in the end. I can see why Kakeru would be so amused by Koharu, her priorities are definitely not what you expect haha, but it was cute how she was so focused on washing the peaches squeaky clean for others to eat. Lmao at Senri telling Masamune that he doesn't need to be watched because he'll just stay in his room hahaha. Kakeru messing with Koharu is so cute, especially when he made her think he's actually a girl.

Considering Akito has the same VA as Emiya Shirou, I guess it makes sense that he's good at cooking haha! I didn't think that the plants growing on the ship were grown by Kakeru and his powers and that everyone relies on it for food. It's funny how Kakeru was the one who got embarrassed for calling Koharu with his last name when he suggested it😂 Koharu saying she likes Kakeru with no romantic connotations was so cute, especially when Kakeru blushed. She just genuinely likes him as a person and enjoys his company and I just think that's cute. Gotta love Heishi's logic that since they're always out of milk after baths, he wants to buy a cow😂 Aww Koharu was so cute to try and joke that Kakeru can go in the bath with them, she's so innocent🫢 Kakeru helping Koharu learn how to grow a strawberry plant herself was really endearing. Seeing her try so hard and care so much about a plant really made me want to keep cheering her on and hope that everything goes well. It's actually sad how Koharu thinks she's greedy for wanting more things like being with Kakeru when it's such a natural thing to desire. I enjoyed their honest interaction with each other where Koharu told Kakeru she tried to be a lady because she thought she would be able to stay with him that way, and he told her about his earring and how his father was killed. I wonder if the traveler who visited Koharu was Kakeru's dad? A scary thing to think is that, what if Koharu's powers killed him?

I liked how Koharu logically told Masamune that she should take care of Kakeru because his job as the connection to the World is important and they need him to stay healthy, instead of just insisting that she wants to take care of him. I wonder if the hiyoko (baby chicks) being doctors and stuff will be something important later, especially since Sorata stays in their room now. Lmao at how spiteful Senri is for having to do Kakeru's work when he was sick😂 I wonder who took Kakeru's earring though? I was glad that Koharu could be honest and tell Kakeru to stop pretending to be happy when he's not, but he's a tough guy to crack open, which is understandable. My heart honestly broke for Kakeru when he expressed how he felt like he lost his sense of self without his earring, he sounded like he was choking up and that really hurt my heart. I quite liked how when all the heroines were sighing, you got to see who they were troubled over. I'm very curious about the match of Nanami and Ron. Lmao at Itsuki pretending to be a normal cat in the dream until Nanami tickled him, I like this interesting dream power he has though. It was hilarious how Koharu made Mikoto misinterpret Cinderella's story thinking that she attends a combat tournament rather than a ball😂 Is the Glum Hiyoko/Dwarf in Koharu's Snow White story Senri? Lmao at him being enticed by Koharu's offer when she said she'll run all the errands and he can stay in the cottage without needing to go out. I actually really enjoyed how Kakeru was the Poison Apple thinking that it's beautiful and nice on the outside but poisonous on the inside with all his thoughts, but in the end Koharu accepts everything about him and asks him to step by step reveal his true self to her bit by bit instead of forcing himself. The kiss was beautiful☺️ LMAO at Senri ruining the mood between Kakeru and Koharu, I wanted to see them embarrassingly discuss their dream!! It's actually quite funny how Kakeru pretends to be quite nice most of the time but he's openly frustrated with Senri hahaha. Legit died when the option to say cheer up to Kakeru popped up, like lmao the guy's telling you about his deepest insecurities and it's like, cheer up! I just found it so funny lol. Yayy they kissed in real life too!

Honestly, Koharu's powers are quite cliche with the whole she was considered so dangerous they basically banished her to live on a hill by herself. But I can't help but feel her story is heartwrenching because throughout this whole route, we see how utterly clueless she is about everyday things, and how much she wants to be friends with others and not be lonely anymore. You see her try her best working hard to be with people she wants to be with, and yet she was forced to show the "ugly" part of herself to the one she loves to protect him. All her insecurities, all her pain and all her sadness was forcefully exposed before she could even try telling Kakeru about it herself, I don't blame her for hiding herself in her room. Dangg, they slept together? Didn't expect that even though nothing was described or shown, just implied. It was nice to see them thank Koharu for protecting everyone and the ship with her powers, and it was really nice to see Sorata so worried about her since he's disappeared for most of this route haha. Well, a lot just happened all at once. Whether it be Mr Traveller/Shiro/Kakeru's dad's appearance, Natsuhiko's appearance, Ron seemingly chasing after Shiro, Kakeru possibly being an android that was mind controlled through his earring and it doesn't stop! What is Aion? What are everyone's goals?

I assume the Norn is the ship they're on and I guess 9 refers to the 9 people who belong on the ship with 3 outliers, whether that's the girls or some of the guys, who knows for now I guess. So The World is Aion. Does that mean Sorata came to this place, a Reset happened? Does a Reset erase everyone's memories? How do they even reset the whole world? Mikoto makes the judgement on whether to reset or not because her barrier powers is what protects humans whilst everything else is erased/reset? So I assume Mikoto's powers protects humans during the Reset, Koharu's powers are to destroy all civilisation, and Nanami reacted to memories so I assume her powers are related to erasing memories and giving people new harmless memories? If Aion has become too old and this is the last Reset she can do and there's been like five of them, is there any point really lol. War isn't something that will disappear just because you reset the world, you can't just expect things to go differently when you don't do anything to change it, merely resetting and doing the same things every time won't change anything. If the chance for all espers to arrive at The World is extremely low but they need all of them or at least the core ones like Mikoto and Kakeru to restore the greenery, then what's the point of the rest arriving and what happens if the Reset can't be done like now? Everyone just goes see ya later lol? I wonder why Shiro wants to go back to the year 2056, is that before the first Reset? 

I'm so glad that Heishi told them and Koharu that even though Kakeru's other actions were I guess “fake”, his feelings towards Koharu definitely weren't. Considering his powers, he was the only one that could really assure Koharu that it's right for her to believe in his feelings for her. Hehe, I loved how Akito said if Koharu's powers go crazy, he'll put it out with his water powers so she doesn't need to worry and should go along to save Kakeru. I think it's quite cute that after everything, Koharu returned to the place she lived at her whole life, but instead of being all alone, she's with Kakeru, recreating memories to make up for all the loneliness she must have felt. Honestly though, the story at the end was so haphazardly thrown together lol, like Shiro just randomly died??? I wanted to see proper interactions with him and Kakeru especially since it seems like Kakeru is his son but just brainwashed by him, which is still terrible. And Kakeru's deteriorating health worries me so hopefully he gets better with everyone surrounding him lol. Well, the tragic love ending sucked for everyone, not only did it seem like Nanami died protecting Ron, but Kakeru just gave Koharu to his dad and ditched her, that was sad.

Overall, Kakeru's route is pretty slow and simple, but not in a bad way I guess because I still enjoyed it. The story was definitely on the average side because nothing really happened plot-wise until the end, and even then we barely got anything. Otherwise, even though they never really elaborated on Kakeru's background properly, I think the route conveyed quite well how much Kakeru felt like a "fake" person that could only get out of his shell and feel like a real person after encountering Koharu because she keeps doing things he doesn't expect and he can't help but let go of his facade. I also liked how they both supported each other. She told Kakeru that he can be the real him and accepts all his weaknesses, and for Koharu, Kakeru was able to convey to her how important she is to him and how she's not any sort of menace or burden and that her powers aren't terrifying and evil. Seeing them grow a strawberry plant together, nursing the other back to health and just going through all the rollercoasters of emotions was satisfying despite the events being uneventful. I liked how fun the interactions were with Kakeru and the guys, especially Senri and it was super cute how Kakeru blushed when it came to Koharu doing something he didn't expect, so adorable. I would recommend Kakeru if you don't mind it being a bit slow and uneventful, because it was still worth it considering how cute they were trying their best to understand each other.