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GLIBES and HESPER are delivered unto ye worthless lot!

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I know I have been readin' fifteen books on manipulatin' eveeeeeryone around me... and *YEAH*, I know, I KNOW!!! I punch everyone who doesn't submit to my- my persuasion techniques. But I'm working on it! And y'know somethin'... You're a great guy~

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Having found kinship in the abuse of various Hair-Be-Slick™ products, a meowchant hucksterpriser and an ex-pinkieton troubleshooter further discuss GOOs, SOYLENTs, and perhaps the oiling of one's carapace (medicinally, of course).

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As a side note, I am officially establishing the Prezstuck Penal Slave Labour Division, to speed up the (alright quite lean!) update schedule. You will be taken from your homes. Thank you.

omfg i love ur mspfa can i make edits or fanart 🥹

Making "FAN"-art is strictly VERBOTEN.

The last time time the new fans got inside the NEW FAN for some FunKrayon™ redecorating... well, there's still blood and gore and viscera EVERYWHERE...

Anywho, I'd personally think twice about drawing REAL and ALIVE "prez"-ident's with REAL TRAUMA and GHOSTLY FAMILIARS... idolatry, much? Instead, why not try drawing fanart of licensed Prezstuck-Heroes!™ brand Heroes!™ such as:

The mighty cutlass-wielding sea-elf prince, Krill Clinton!

The cunning space-cadet from planet Bugtopia, George W. Bug!

Or perhaps even their lesser known, politically minded (AND FICTIONAL), cousins...

He who sat peachy on capitol hill

He who burnt noblebright... in the procedurally generated oilfields of SANDZONE (Formerly the Land of Wrought and Oil)

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omfg i love ur mspfa can i make edits or fanart 🥹

Making "FAN"-art is strictly VERBOTEN.

The last time time the new fans got inside the NEW FAN for some FunKrayon™ redecorating... well, there's still blood and gore and viscera EVERYWHERE...

Anywho, I'd personally think twice about drawing REAL and ALIVE "prez"-ident's with REAL TRAUMA and GHOSTLY FAMILIARS... idolatry, much? Instead, why not try drawing fanart of licensed Prezstuck-Heroes!™ brand Heroes!™ such as:

The mighty cutlass-wielding sea-elf prince, Krill Clinton!

The cunning space-cadet from planet Bugtopia, George W. Bug!

Or perhaps even their lesser known, politically minded (AND FICTIONAL), cousins...

He who sat peachy on capitol hill

He who burnt noblebright... in the procedurally generated oilfields of SANDZONE (Formerly the Land of Wrought and Oil)

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Artfight -> @/Kishkaglot

Extragalactic Blancmange Puddings

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Artfight -> @/numetalsnotdead

Drug Abuse Resistance Education

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https://artfight.net/~Jacksquib

Welcome, welcome, welcome-- here at JACKSQUIB we're doing ARTSHLOCK.

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Land of Canals and Watergates, for Prezstuck's tasty "little" flash! "It'll be out when it's out", and we like that, it'll be out when it's out.

*winks with a gentle heart full of love and a mind full of the world*

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Prezstuck: 2000 Update!

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Prezstuck Update!

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i did not expect my last post to get more than 5 notes but people liked it so heres more lame mspaint doodles idk

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There are a lot of people on this site going around tagging everything "#harry dubois" who really need to watch more Nicholas Cage movies.

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My MSPFA, Prezstuck! https://mspfa.com/?s=63144&p=1

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Now doing the custom CSS for Prezstuck 2000's MSPFA page! Here's Capitol Krill!

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bleeding heart

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marxkat & friends