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i mean yeah we can all have our personal favourite out of the five paladins but let’s be real everyone’s favourite is hunk even your favourite’s favourite is hunk

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free healthcare should include teeth actually

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03/09/1998 - happy birthday to the king, the legend, the light of my life (and the actor that he is) 🥺

~ ⋆˙⟡ ♡˙⟡ ✨🫶🏻💘🫳🏻🐈‍⬛🍊⋆˙⟡ ♡˙⟡ ~

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so my friend came up with the best canadian joke in existence today

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weird forgotten tumblr things

- don’t hug me i’m scared fandom with the humanoid notebook and clock - fluffy chicken day - those blue pictures that said ‘reblog if you’re in the ______ fandom!’ - all the tumblr island, tumblr university, etc. plans that eventually led to the planning of a tumblr convention which is what gave us the beautiful shitshow that was dashcon. the dashcon ballpit was overall tumblr’s best meme in my time on here imo, second only to sonic for real justice - tumblr trick or treating on halloween¿? - TUMBLR PROM - everyone remembers mishapocalypse but remember the all-out war that went down a year later when people couldn’t decide if there should be another one?? that was honestly almost as scary as the actual mishapocalypse - speaking of misha collins, when he posted his phone number online and this entire website collectively lost its shit. everyone had to post their text convos w/ misha - FRANCIEUM VS FORFUTUREFERENCEONLY - “the only adult supervision we have on tumblr is john green” (yikes) - the time everyone was gonna purposely not post anything the sunday after the guy who played uncle vernon in the harry potter movies died because of the quote “no post on sundays” but then everyone like……forgot and posted stuff anyway - the tumblr version of some nights by fun - moreos guy - when the 50th anniversary of doctor who fell on the same day as some one direction thing and everyone got really offended at this facebook post someone had screenshotted that said like “1d will be around way longer than ur shitty alien tv show” lmao - “swiggity swag, what’s in the bag” - when yahoo was buying tumblr and everyone was flipping shit and making posts saying shit like “yahoo better not go ToO fAR!!! they have an army, but we have a hulk!!!” honestly if i was yahoo and considering buying a website for more than a million dollars and then saw that that was what the userbase was like i would have backed the fuck out of that business deal - those “men of tumblr” posts, you know the ones i mean - when everyone hated miranda cosgrove?? was there a reason behind that or,, - back in 2013 everyone was planning to do this “tumblr day” on march 5th where you were supposed to write a big t on your hand and then if you saw anyone else with it you were supposed to “hug and exchange urls” lmao. im pretty sure no one actually did this but if that doesn’t describe the general social climate of tumblr back then idk what does

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Winter, spring, summer and fall Four seasons, four loves

for zukka week day 3 // song lyrics

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Windows snipping tool is honestly one of the only nearly perfect parts of Windows and it's SO GOOD and SO SIMPLE for taking screenshots/recordings/etc of exactly what you want and it does such a good job of making it easy to copy that image everywhere AND I'M STILL SO UNBELIEVABLY ANGRY THAT WORK TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME. Every time I have to copy a screenshot now and use the replacement program I feel the rage image me grow. It could have been so much easier.

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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hm apparently there's public sex discourse going on right now. i cannot imagine a less qualified group of people to talk about both being in public and having sex than tumblr.com users

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Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

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Wait Colleen Hoover blocked you?

yeah something about the 'domestic violence isn't just a plot device' and 'you write like a 12 year old writes in their diary' she did not like

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anybody else in here feel like they're constantly and involuntarily calculating their every thought and action. and doing it wrong

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people with dietary restrictions should be given 500 dollars a day in financial compensation. Per Restriction