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hey do you guys wanna come over and play blow jobs later

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Behind the curator's eye. Self-portrait. 💪🏽✨

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ok um. what's the second worst piece of splatoon lore do u know

thanks for asking! <3

The tanuki statue in Inkopolis plaza has visible testicles in its concept art! you know. as tanuki statues do.

unfortunately it appears to have been castrated for the final game... but appearances are not what they seem.... if you can clip through the building. zoom in closer.

there is in fact, a nutsack clipping through the roof of the building containing the squid sisters studio.

(screenshot is from a model rip of S1 inkopolis plaza. if anyone can get a screenshot to confirm if the balls are there in s3 inkopolis plaza PLEASE let me know)

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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And the winner of the prettiest princess in all the land is… *opens envelope* for the tenth year in a row, Miss Snugglemuffins, a Boston terrier from Green Bay that wears a comically large sparkly pink bow.

Congratulations Miss Snugglemuffins, you now own all of Brown county, may all of Wisconsin soon tremble under your almighty paw. Now, coming up next, are children literally eating the fiberglass right out of their mattresses? Find out on Inside Edition.

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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

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My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

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And?

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i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not

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Pete Buttigieg woke up this morning and got fucked in the ass by his husband.

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can i order one large kiss and an extra long hug?

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So yesterday I was diagnosed with bronchopneumonia. I’ve had a low grade fever because of it but last night it was up to 38.3, which is still not nearly as high as when I had Covid (39.4). Still, I decided to Google what the severity of a 38.3 fever is, and here’s what the AI overview told me:

This is wrong and dangerous! A 40° fever is not moderate, and you should get medical attention.

And to top it off, the link they provide as their source (Harvard Health Publishing) has accurate information:

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don’t flirt with me, I moan and look into your eyes while sucking on it.

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by Laerte Coutinho