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Jacob, accidentally doing something really well: Ah, shit. I’ve given them higher standards now.

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I just loved how quickly she switched up from I love him to kill him

Yeah. Shes totally not the unhinged violent one. Ok

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Assassin's creed is far from being realistic and always has been, it's always twisted history, it's literally fictional characters and a whole fictional creed AND the whole eden artifacts and gods, YET fans still get upset when something very unrealistic happens! It's funny to be honest.

i’ve seen ppl upset that basim ‘teleports’ even tho the animus is just speeding up the assassinations. i really don’t give a fuck it looks sick

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I'm PMSing HARD rn and the fact that Jacob Frye is not real and not my boyfriend is upsetting the shit out of me

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Playing syndicate and I crashed into the pavement and a women said "oh dear I can feel a bowel movement coming on" lmao

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Let your friends, family, loved ones, and even strangers know you care about them with these phrases from the Assassins/Templar. Especially the last one.

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No problem 😁, but yeh it does really seem that way, there is barely any new posts on his hashtag yes I look at it a lot

Anyone still out there ( Any jacob frye fans still out there )

Give a like if you still follow me and love my theory’s and want to see more soon and in the furture ? 

Also ask question in my ask box ? 

Is anyone still alive in this fandom put a like on my post and send a love heart to me over chat or text so i know who still active and still love the assassins creed syndicate family fandom and also the full of the assassins creed fandom.

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SERIOUSLY, THIS! (is how I feel)

Anyone still out there ( Any jacob frye fans still out there )

Give a like if you still follow me and love my theory’s and want to see more soon and in the furture ? 

Also ask question in my ask box ? 

Is anyone still alive in this fandom put a like on my post and send a love heart to me over chat or text so i know who still active and still love the assassins creed syndicate family fandom and also the full of the assassins creed fandom.

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How about a headcanon of you meeting the assassins? Yes you. Thought I’d be interesting and fun :3 can you pls add bayek if you do it? :0

This is honestly such a cool ask! As always of course.

Tbh if I met the assassins I doubt much would come of it, I really struggle with human interaction in person. It takes me ages to get the courage to muster hello to someone and if in this scenario I knew who they were I think it'd make it harder on me to do so because I'd be excited but also anxious.

So if some conversation happened it would more likely be instigated by one of the assassins rather than me. Tbh in public areas I usually just sit quietly and mind my own business and I feel like that would intrigue some of them, them being ezio, I could see him wanting to get any shy person he comes along to open up out of there shell, Jacob I could see loves teasing shy people and Edward I think is probably more comfortable with shy people because all his life confident and rowdy people have only caused issues for him. Also bayek would probably instigate a conversation, he talks to everyone, I could imagine having a long calm friendly conversation with him.

I would love to meet all of them, I do feel like I'd be really anxious around Altair because of his whole demeanor. I feel like I'd have some interesting conversations with them all. Like I can imagine Ezio being all flirty, Jacob going on about his adventures, as well as Edward, bayek probably giving me a dad lecture along the line. (Probably Altair too) probably something about to not be so shy I could bet. With arno I'm not sure, I feel like I'd probably laugh a bit at him overhearing some sarcasm and that'd spark a conversation.

A/N: I don't know if this is what you meant, I didn't too much understand tbh, but it was really fun to imagine! I did try to be realistic with this and I hope that this is what you wanted :)

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I’m in desperate need of more Edward Kenway content…please help 🫡🥺

A/n: I am so sorry for taking so long to write this!! As always, enjoy!

It was a Sunday afternoon, a calm relaxing day so far having being able to have done nothing but sit on your phone all day with nothing to worry about. You had come across a video on tiktok of people ignoring their partners "i love you's" to see how they'd react and so it got you thinking how would Eddie react?

Eddie was going out that night drinking with the lads like he does quite often. "Alright love, I'm headed out, I'll be back in a few" ducking down to give you a kiss on the forehead where you sat in the living room, "I love you" he says looking at you with a little smile. "have a good time" you smile back at him then look back to your phone like nothing happened.

Edward crossed his arms and stood taller looking at you with a raised brow, silently questioning you while also slightly trying to intimidate you into giving in to his I love you.

Waiting for a response he stands there staring at you until you look back at him, playing dumb you ask him "what?" Trying your best not to laugh. "Forgetting something?" He grumbles not to pleased it's taking this long for his "I love you".

"I don't think so" you smile at him, further more testing his patience, actually fully testing his patience, so he makes his way closer to you, practically cornering you, looking at you with a smirk on his face "okay then" and then attacks your sides with tickles till your practically crying and begging for him to stop.

Having lost your composure due to his merciless tickling you gave in, struggling to get the words out from the laughter you say "I love you" in defeat. "damn fucking right you do lass, now was that so hard?" He says cockily while smirking at you. "Screw you" you laugh back at him and his childishness.

"you wish" he laughs, giving your forehead another peck before leaving to go meet the lads like planned.

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Lmao, I'm playing AC black flag and I found a cat and it showed in the the corner press o to pet animal, so I assume Edward is the animal because when I did it all I saw was the cat rubbing up against Edward.

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Hey, anyone who has sent asks, I'm still taking them but I might be a while because I'm quite busy this week with some important things so sorry about that and just know I'm not ignoring you xx :)

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Bruh, I was so happy I was gaining followers and then I realised I keep losing them so I started paying attention to who's following me and it's mostly bots ffs, was so happy N all

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Don't ever hold them on there back with your thumb on there stomach as you might see some people do!! It asserts dominance and this usually traumatizes your hamster

DOs and DON'Ts for Hamsteven

Joining that meme train with Hamsteven

You know, like the last short video, this is not directly related to Hamster Days, but is all @astroboots fault (and that's why I'm tagging you anyway love u mwah)

If any of you read my posts hours ago, you can guess the devil in my shoulder won

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Hi! I’m sorry it’s been so long but I’d like to thank you for writing that Bayek story :) I enjoyed it :3

Hey no problem, glad you liked it, wasn't sure if it were that good, had no clue what to rlly write so to here you liked it makes me happy, so thank you :)

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How the assassins relax and wind down.

Altair

Altair would go somewhere quiet to escape everything and just sit there thinking about whatever.

enjoys nature and finds it calming and so would usually go somewhere into the wild to be on his own.

Arno

Arno is known to reach for a bottle of wine when he needs things to calm down and would most likely go to any place that serves wine or grab one from the cellar and go to either his bedroom or library/study.

whilst drinking would probably look at old meaningful items that he's retrieved throughout his life to think back and smile at memories or would find himself with his head in a book to escape his reality.

Ezio

Ezio would either surround himself with loved ones or divulge in a lot of self-care.

taking a nice bath with a glass of wine, basically giving himself the most romantic evening and then going starfish in bed and proceeding to sleep for a long time.

Edward

Edward the same like Arno finds his way to the bottle when down, but just his bottle is full of rum and not wine and would find his way to the nearest brothel, or would find his way to the ocean/sea just enjoying the breeze and smell of the salt in the air by himself - by either the shore or taking a long ride on the jackdaw going whichever way feels best to him in the moment.

Jacob

Jacob usually would go to the fight club, have a drink and smash a few heads in but if too tired for that would sit by the fire having a beer sitting in silence till he feels tired enough and would sleep off whatever he was feeling.

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If they are still open requests, how would the four lords with a Mexican s/o regarding cultural exchange?

No problem!! also so sorry I've left this for so long, I've no good excuse I was just being lazy.

disclaimer: gifs are not mine!! I don't know much about Mexican culture and couldn't find much info and have gone based of what I could find so i hope this is fine :)

Alcina Dimitrescu

Alcina would be more than happy to discuss your culture, she is intrigued by it and would love to partake in your traditions.

would have her maids make your favourite foods from your childhood, and would wine and dine with you - happily eating your Mexican food and spice wise she can handle it quite well. (the girls can't though)

finds Mexican fashion to be quite beautiful and elegant and honestly finds it so attractive.

definitely listens to romantic Spanish music at the end of a stressful day.

Donna Beneviento

Donna is mostly intrigued when you show her Mexican fashion and loves to make little clothes inspired by Mexican fashion because she finds it amazingly beautiful.

loves classical Spanish music when she's doing her doll-making.

she loves cooking your childhood recipes with you, but she can only handle so much spice when it comes to eating it.

like Alcina would love to partake in your traditions with you.

Karl Heisenberg

straight away he's insisting her can handle the spice and insists you cook him the spiciest recipe you know, but to do so would be a waste because he can't handle it and you'd end up having to put milk in it for him - but it is fun to watch him try and act like the spice isn't getting to him even though his face is bright red and his eyes are watering.

this dirty boy would suggest you dirty talk to him in Spanish because it's in his words "spicy" but you can just remind him how he can't handle spicy.

Honestly, he doesn't too much care for traditions but would do it for you if that's what you want.

doesn't care for the music, and doesn't like it because he can't understand it.

Moreau Salvatore

Moreau can't handle spicy food, it upsets his sensitive stomach a lot to the point it hurts, but this little sweetheart would still try your food to avoid hurting your feelings by turning it down.

loves listening to you talk about anything and loves even more so listening to you talk about something you hold dear to you and also getting to know you.

loves how colourful Mexican style can be, Moreau just loves bright colours, something about them just makes him happy.

would go out of his way to learn about your culture because he cares for you so much and wants to show you that, also would gladly participate like Alcina and Donna with your traditions because they are important to you.