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Needed a dose of reality so I went into Uruguay reddit only to find someone randomly talking shit about PR? And also Haiti? Lmao hope this guy in particular gets testicular torsion

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I made a Mistake

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Ohh I brought this up as a reference to ur posts about people keeping bad company and needing to divorce. Sorry if I overstepped.

No no its fine! I just didn’t know if it was a referencing a specific situation I would already know about

But god some people really don’t know how to take care of themselves and trying to help pull someone out of that mindset makes one feel insane

It’s so frustrating

Sending love and healthy coping rays your ways 💕

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How many times a day do you thank the Lord for making you asexual?

It’s a constant state of mind, not divisible into time periods

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To this day I still can't understand how:

Dad cheated on mom. She chooses to stay together with him despite all the fights they kept having over it.

Mom (probably revenge) cheated on dad afterwards and he beat her up for it.

They finally divorced.

And yet even after such a messy divorce they kept occasionally having sex with each other like wtf (I heard them bringing this up during one of their post divorce arguments).

… did u mean to send this to me? I feel like I’m missing some important context

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Have gotten possessed by the spirit of divorce a couple of time

Patient came in to get her ankle checked out because her husband kept complaining about how slow she was walking

Me, without missing a beat: Divorce him

Patient: We’ve been married for thirty years, it’s not-

Me: And you still have thirty more. Divorce him.

People really need to learn how to be alone instead of prioritizing bad company

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Had a patient

14 weeks pregnant

Couldn’t stand, could barely speak, in and out of consciousness

Partner would not do a thing unless directly asked

Girl was struggling to tell me her medical history as she could barely think and the fucker was just scrolling on his social media. Girl nearly slipped off wheelchair after blacking out and the fucker doesn’t react until I ask him for help. According to front desk, girl was asking for assistance while in the lobby and the fucker got mad at her.

Please

Girl is better off alone than with this fucker

People really need to learn how to be alone instead of prioritizing bad company

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People really need to learn how to be alone instead of prioritizing bad company

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From all the media you saw who do think tend to be better written, WLW (woman x woman) or MLM (man x man) couples ?

I don’t keep score but I do have a gripe with so many mlm couples being composed of two light-skinned muscular guys that I could easily confuse for one another

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And also he's the one dehumanizing Adrien in the first place, maybe he should look inward if he wants to have any moral highground.

That guy: *literally makes Adrien a nonhuman species that has been treated as disposable by the narrative up until the reveal*

That guy: *is somehow surprised by people referring to Adrien as nonhuman*

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"My dad is a “no one is allowed to dislike offensive comedy bc free speech” kind of guy but couldn’t stand my sister and I listening to All Men Are Pigs by Studio Killers bc it was offensive to men such as himself"

Sounds like the didn't pay attention to the last line ("All men but me").

Oh my sister explained it to him at length, he was just passionately caught up on the title and ignored everything else

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Let’s not forget the other 2010s magical girl disappointment

I felt weird about it after they mentally aged up Marco 15 years so I dropped it before it got Really Bad 😉

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Most definitely not a disappointment

Link: Eat, Love, Kill was sooooooooooo good albeit distressing and depressing but soooooooooooo good

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Besides Miraculous what other show dissapointed you overall ?

I sensed She-Ra wasn’t going to get any better so I dropped it before it had the chance to truly disappoint me

I will resent the ending of Merlin for as long as I remember it

The last two eps of Kingdom fell off (fantastic series up until that point though; still haven’t watched the movie)

Not a show but the third HTTYD movie is an abomination

So many k-dramas where the female lead ends up with an asshole

There are others but they’re not coming to mind atm

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Still funny how That Guy actually got mad that someone called Adrien "feather boy"

My dad is a “no one is allowed to dislike offensive comedy bc free speech” kind of guy but couldn’t stand my sister and I listening to All Men Are Pigs by Studio Killers bc it was offensive to men such as himself

Cis white men will make up anything to pretend being oppressed; it doesn’t surprise me that much that That Guy would respond so strongly to his fav white boy character being called a feather while dismissing criticism about the dehumanization of female and POC characters as being “sjw” (yes, he literally did that)

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Im trying to write my MLB au oc insert fic and im finding it's easier to get more of ot out when I write it in a physical notebook than in a google doc

I find that handwriting is much better for studying at least

Haven’t written fiction in a million years so I can’t really comment on brainstorming methods for that though 😅

I hope your project goes well tho!

I was looking for a gif of some kdrama character going “fighting ✊” but failed so have this sassy bird instead

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Do you say sentimonster with hard r?

As a slur? Yes.