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This makes me want siblings

Beau and Caleb doing some sort of light recon in this sleazy inn, Beau at the bar trying to cozy up to the innkeeper for Information, balancing Flirty and Threatening in that special way of hers. Caleb sitting awkwardly at a table by himself to keep an eye on things, occasionally shooing away a mouse or two from his drink.

Beau finally makes some headway but then the Loveable NPC of the situation, about to share info, goes, “ya might as well bring your boyfriend over there up to hear this too”

Naturally Beau freezes for a second. Caleb is distracted by Frumpkin batting at the mice, but glances over to see Beau looking at him with this expression of abject disgust before she turns to the innkeeper and says, “Ugh. Ugh, fuck no, not my type. (Chugs her drink and chokes a bit, gesturing back to Caleb) Even if he was, this asshole’s like, my brother. That’s just wrong, man.” The interaction proceeds as normal and ofc they get the info they need but then as they’re leaving, they make it a few steps out of the door before

“Beauregard-“ “Nope. Not going there. Stop smirking” ”I’m not-“ ”You’re doing it with your voice.” ”As you say…schwester…” “Goddamn it. You haven’t been knocked unconscious in a while. Keep talking and see what happens.”

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Corporate needs-

Do i even need to finish that sentence?

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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i'm sorry, but there is no heterosexual explanation for these two

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Also if you have to go somewhere early and its gonna be a trip, im always worried about getting nauseous, so if you are as me doubting if you should eat breakfast and if you do what to have: i have a suggestion that works for me! I always eat plain bread, nothing on there because it stays down better and a glass of water. I didnt know abt the salt trick but i dont think that works unless youre already nauseous. So yeah my breakfast is prison-style but it does stay down real good and you dont get nauseous while you travel bc you havent eaten anything!

P.s. my mom always says that if you really wanna eat it, you probably can without getting nauseous, so if youre somewhere and youre in doubt just think abt if your stomach/brain wants it. This works for me but its different for everyone

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Cant change whats in the blood ig

vip makeup artists normally: let’s do zombies, aliens, cyborgs, facial prosthetics, frosted tips

vip makeup artists when it’s izzy’s episode: so what if your character was a beautiful woman

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Nott: What does [the enchanted dagger] do? Pumat Sol: Well this one, when it's thrown, if it misses, it comes right back to you. Nott: It comes right back to you?

Liam, who previously played a rogue with a belt that made daggers return to him automatically:

Pumat: If it misses. Nott: A dagger that comes back to you? Pumat: If you miss with it. 🎵

Nott: Caleb, did you hear that? Caleb: Sounds like bullshit to me.

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i have seen screenshots but i have not seen anyone actually post the entirety of lisa's sam diss track and its so fucking funny

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beau out-douchebags lucien

( also check it out on my youtube / twitter too !! )

started as me wondering if i could finish an animatic of the recent episode before it’d air on youtube monday, but then i failed, and just decided to try more animation and lip-syncing.

🌟 Instagram | Twitter | Youtube 🌟

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you ever get tired of living but in a non-suicidal way

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Looking Glass by the Birthday Massacre is one of the most Shadowheart coded songs I’ve ever heard.

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sharing with the class a clip of isobel’s voice actor reading the passage from her diary

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"I will FUCKING PIMP SLAP YOU!"

And this wasn't even Beau! This is full Marisha! She thought it was Sam mouthing off, and it turned out to be Taliesin!

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This is what Jason sees when Aphrodite sends him visions of his true love