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HI HO ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS ARE U ALIVE HELLOOOO *i scream into the abyss*

HELLO

i failed chem and then went down a downwards spiral of depression LMFAO IM BACK NOW THO

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i’m done with finals next wednesday so i’ll be posting from then on hopefully 🙏

wips: gojo x reader (nsfw) , blade x reader (nsfw) , and a fluffy geto x reader (sfw)!! maybe oneshot headshot if i feel motivated…

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HELLO MUTUAL 🌹💐🌺🌻🌼🌷⚘🌱🪴🌲🌳🌵🌿🍀🍁😼💞

HELLO!! 🫶🫶🫶😚😚

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omg i realized ive never given you a mia lore drop now that we're moots and this had to be fixed NEOW so

MIA LORE DROP TIME

theres this expensive perfume of my mom's thats like very nice except i started wearing that perfume everytime i went in to give an exam and now i cant stand the scent because i associate it with anxiety and panic 🙃

so ur a pavlovs experiment LMAO

what even prompted you to start wearing that perfume girl 😭

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looking at my google doc and realizing that one shot (headshot) is just a self-indulgent oc x megumi thing i wrote three years ago and i now have to rewrite everything for it to actually be reader x gojo

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ONE SHOT (HEADSHOT) — JUJUTSU KAISEN.

LESSON #1 : DON'T DOWNLOAD VALORANT —it's a shit game. why would you ever want to play it??

content. a simple introduction. satoru's being annoying and you just want to get your lighting board programmed. yuta, yuuji, and kazuha also make an appearance.

warnings. cursing, fluff, kinda tension (already?? wha??), reader has hair (i'm sorry to my bald people, ily guys tho).

word count. 1.05k

taglist. @jayathelostdragon

"hey, let's download Valorant." "no. why the hell would I ever play that shitty game?"

here we have satoru gojo and yourself. one of you is working on programming the new lighting board, while the other is spinning around on his chair, bothering you with his great epiphanies.

"but it seems fun, no?"

you continue clicking buttons on the machinery, eyes shifting between the dual monitors in front of you as satoru leans back into his chair, propping his legs up on the counter in front of him, hands lazily falling to his side. 

"maybe if you're a masochist."

satoru rolls his eyes at your response, narrow eyes shifting from the theatre's bustling stage toward your working figure. he wheels his chair closer to you, the arm of it bumping with your chair. resting his elbow on it, with his face in his palm, he pouts toward you. 

“it seems fun enough…” satoru mumbles, his fingers reaching to tuck a strand of your loose hair behind your ear. unbothered, you roll your eyes before continuing to work, trying to ignore your "greatest friend"'s bothersome chatter. 

“if you’re bored, go bother suguru.” you state as a matter-of-fact. satoru frowns, tilting his head to the side ever-so-slightly before huffing in annoyance. this prompts a series of whines about how suguru had chased him away earlier, telling him to find you. at this, you pause your work, swerving your chair to chuckle at him. 

“what? Did you bother him about Valorant too?” you tease, grinning at satoru, who only rolls his eyes. 

“i don’t understand. we play CS all the time…Valorant’s basically the same thing, just with better graphics,” 

“yeah, and better headache-inducing mechs.” 

satoru whines and you turn back around, focusing on your work again. he remains silent for a few seconds before scooting closer to you again, his head lazily falling against you shoulder. at first you pay no mind to him, trying to suppress the racing of your heart, your hands busily working at the lighting board. 

satoru almost feels jealous of that piece of metal for a few seconds. 

“but—” 

“no.” 

satoru’s lips curve downwards, and he looks at you with the most pitiful look he can manage. his head’s still resting against your shoulder, hands slowly snaking their way around your waist. you continue to work, distracted enough by the colorful monitors in front of you to pay no attention to where and what satoru’s hands are doing. 

that is until you feels the warmth of his breathing on your neck.

somewhat flustered and somewhat uncomfortable, you pause your work. the two of you have always been close, considering how he's one of your best friends, and satoru has always been touchy. . .but that doesn't change how your heart still manages to beat out of its chest every. single. time. it happens.

you make an attempt at hiding your flustered nature, masking it with your best impression of irritation.

“are you asking to get kicked?” you question in a mumble. with narrowed eyes, you look over at satoru, but no amount of feigned annoyance can hide the slight blush dusted across your cheeks. 

satoru smirks, 

“yeah? you’d kick me?” he questions in the flirtiest tone, tilting his head to press his nose against your cheek. your heart nearly stops for a second as your gaze meets his.

how can someone's eyes be so beautiful?

you mask it with a roll of your eyes, the rosy tint of your skin growing with every second satoru’s skin is pressed against yours. 

before you can respond, however, the door to the lighting booth swings open, revealing a very disheveled-looking yuta okkotsu. the interrupted two turn around, startled, and quickly scurry to separate. yuta stares at you two with widened eyes for a brief second, his gaze awkwardly meeting with yours. 

“uhm, okay, i’m just going to pretend I didn’t see that.” he mumbles awkwardly before looking at you with a desperate look in his eyes, “ geto accidentally broke an ellipsoidal.” he informs you, slapping his hands together in a pleading manner, 

“please help.” 

you sigh, nodding, before looking over at satoru.

“finish programming magic sheet, yeah?” 

satoru grins at you, watching as you stand up from your chair and adjusts your sweatshirt. he can't seem to take his eyes off you today, and it leaves you hyper-aware of every step you're taking. he takes this as an opportunity to further his point, 

“if you promise to download valorant later then, maybe-e-e~” he coos. 

you glare at him, stomping on his foot hard enough to make him hiss in pain. 

“hey-y-y~” he whines, pouting at you, you who only sighs, pinching at your temples. 

“work on the lighting board, and we’ll talk.” 

L O A D I N G . . .

kazuha would take any opportunity she got to watch yuuji itadori play baseball. there was something about how the boy swung his bat and his little giggle after hitting that ball into god’s territory. something about watching yuuji play that silly game of his that made anyone want to simply keep watching. 

he looks at kazuha after hitting his best shot of that evening, grinning and waving before rushing over. eagerly, kazuha grins at him. 

“kazuha!” yuuji greets, fingers gripping the fence as his lips curve into an even broader smile. kazuha grins in response, 

“wait,” his expression shifts to one of confusion, “aren’t you supposed to be in class right now? theater?” 

at his questions, kazuha’s cheeks flush in embarrassment. 

“yeah, uhm, i’m kinda skipping right now,” she mumbles, bringing her finger up to her lip as if to tell him, “keep it a secret,” 

yuuji only giggles at this, tilting his head with a playful expression. he tsks once, twice, thrice before shaking his head. 

“kazuha~” he mimics a tone of telling, “you can’t be skipping class! won’t your sister get mad at you?” he grins at her, poking his finger through the holes in the wired fence and into her cheek. 

she rolls her eyes, 

“okay okay, i’ll head back,” 

yuuji chuckles and nods, but before she can leave, he exclaims, “OH, WAIT,” at which, kazuha turns around to face him with a curious expression. 

“we still on for overwatch later?” he questions, grinning.

kazuha grins back, “of course, dummy,”

chapter 2 (soon) if there's typos its bc i didn't proof-read. oops. sorry.

[jadexbnny]

MASTERLIST

JUJUTSU KAISEN.

GETO SUGURU - overwhelming || (nsfw) MULTI - one shot (headshot) || (sfw)

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OVERWHELMING - GETO SUGURU (nsfw)

content. "suguru was just supposed to be trip-sitting you. . .but then you started being a bit too touchy, leading to his boner getting a bit too hard, and suddenly he has you in bed with his touch leaving you flustered enough to green out.

warnings. 18+ !!!! established relationship, horny!geto x high!reader, fem!reader, dom!geto, substance use (THC), penetration, tittie play, oral (m!recieving), unprotected sex, cervix kissing, pet names, fluff, praise, missionairy, creampie.

author's note. i love geto. also, nobody greens out. dw. also if it feels like its kinda jumping around thats bc i tried my best to simulate what being high feels like. also this is my first ever smut so sry if it sucks ass.

word count. 2.4k

"are my fingers wobbling for you too?" you question, looking over at your boyfriend with your palm spread open. you can see it clearly, your digits waving as if they were ocean tides, spread wide open in front of suguru's face.

he looks over at you, brown eyes meeting yours with an expression of 'i fucking told you so' as he lets out a sigh, taking your headphones off and placing them to your side.

"baby, you're high."

you'd promised him that you'd only take 1/3 of that gummy. suguru had narrowed his beautiful brown eyes at you, brushing the hair spilling over the corners of his headphones back in a knowing manner.

"it's never just 1/3 of a gummy with you. . ." he'd murmured, rolling his eyes knowing damn well he'd give in.

and so he had.

you'd giggled, eating the share of the gummy as you'd promised, but as it was to happen, time slowly trudged on yet your high never hit. you'd given it minutes, then hours, and then grown frustrated. following this frustration, and a whole lot of pleading, suguru had agreed to trip-sit you if you ate the rest of that gummy.

which you did.

that brings us to present times.

you're too high. you know you're too high with the way you can feel every sensation ten times more than you normally would. for example, every time you see water you feel like you haven't drank any in years, and every time you look over at suguru you feel your heart ready to rip out of your chest.

"suguru~" you whine, throwing yourself at him, arms wrapped around his neck tight, so tight it feels like you're going to drown if you let go of him.

he doesn't flinch, only letting out a sigh following which his lips curve upwards slightly, a gentle smile that's reserved only for when you're being painfully cute. he hums, a slight question in his voice. in your ears, his voice echoes, as if it's a call for your heart.

"i feel like i'm talking through a megaphone. . ." you mumble before gasping, looking up at him with widened eyes, "am i? is everything i'm saying echoing?" you whisper that last part, as if afraid to talk too loud.

he only chuckles at you, shaking his head and leaning down to nuzzle his nose against yours.

"no, my love, you're talking perfectly normal, i promise," he mumbles, matching your tone in a comforting manner, an assurance that you're safe. your heart races when he leans closer, and you swear you feel it leave your body when he nuzzles his nose against yours. you've felt his nose against yours a million times, yet every time it brings about that sensation of fluttering.

"i love you. . ." you mumble, looking up at him and smiling, what you think is a bit too wide but that's probably just you being high off your mind.

he mumbles something back but you can barely hear him, all your sensations dialing in on his lips and how they move. have they always moved like that? your gaze shifts to his eyes, looking at you gently. then to his arms, wrapped around you in an embrace. why couldn't you feel any of these sensations before?

the more you think, the more the panic rises in your body.

"fuck, i'm high. . ." you whisper, to which suguru only tilts his head slightly. before he can say anything, your panicked words interrupt him.

"baby! i feel so weird!" you whine, eyes widened with nothing but terror as you look up at him, "i feel like i'm going to die. . ." you complain, lips curving into a frown as you hug him tighter. he only lets out a chuckle, shaking his head a little.

"my silly girl, you won't die. i'm right here." he whispers to you. this however, does not calm your panic as you only sink further and further into your own head, farther and farther away from him.

"i am. . ." "you're not" "but i can't feel my arms-" "that's-" "or my legs. . ." "baby-" "suguru!! i feel so dumb right now!!" he tries to calm you down at first, but then just sighs and picks you up by your thighs, looking up at you with a gentle expression.

"let's go to our room then,"

the walk to your room is a blur and you forget it almost instantly. the only thing that you register is the soft plush of the mattress beneath you and suguru's body pressing on top of yours. you look up at him through your panicked expression and for the first time notice the blush thats dusted over his cheeks, the slight pout on his lips.

"do you even know how hot you are?" he mumbles. his voice is a quiet whisper, yet its filled with a hint of wanting. as you feel yourself snapping out of that panic you were previously in, you feel his body against yours. tight muscles pressed against your sensitive skin and his raging boner nestled right against your stomach.

"why are you hard. . .?" you mumble, looking up at him with a dumbfounded expression.

he looks embarrassed, narrowing his eyes at you and leaning further down so his nose is nestled against your temple, his lips pressed against the skin of your ear. you can feel his breath, warm and tempting as he whispers to you, "in case you didn't know, you've been rubbing up against me for the past hour. . ." he mumbles.

honestly, you've been penting him up for the past hour. rubbing your breasts against him at every chance you, fingers sliding up and down his arms, your body pressed against his. what to you was touch for comfort was to him absolute torture.

"hey," he mumbles, looking at your with that pouting expression of his, "i think you owe me something for being so patient. . .i've waited with this boner for so long, baby," he whispers.

you know damn well what he's doing and it's working. you feel that familiar warmth in your body, that blush creeping up your skin.

he slowly reaches for the hem of your shirt, lifting it up just far enough to expose your perking breasts, one hand reaching for it as his fingers brush over your sensitive nipple. you shudder slightly, your flustered gaze meeting with his eyes, so obviously filled with desire.

"i'll only do it if you're comfortable," he whispers. you bite at your lower lip before nodding a little, "i'm comfy." you mumble. he hums, "you remember the safe word?" you nod again, "lemon,"

almost immediately, his lips cover your nipple, tongue darting out to lick at the sensitive tip. his hands find your other nipple, pinching and rubbing at it, leaving you a trembling mess beneath him. the sensations are so overwhelming, making you feel as though you could cum from this alone. he continues to play with your tits, watching with eager eyes as you writhe beneath him.

your reactions are so cute, he finds himself wanting more. more and more of you until you're all his.

"your reactions are so hot, baby," he mumbles, his hungry gaze meeting with yours. his lips leave your nipple, the cold air leaving them hard as he presses his lips to yours "do you wanna use those pretty lips of yours?" he whispers, moving his lips against yours in what starts out as a gentle kiss. it devolves to one of pure need simply seconds later, with his tongue slipping into your mouth and teasing at the roof of your mouth.

you let out a whimper against his kiss, which only strokes at the fire more. a groan escapes his lips, his hands gently sliding down the side of your body to meet with your womanhood. your skin feels like it's burning, every inch of your body that he touches is left on fire.

and then somehow you're on top of him, completely naked, your lips pressed against his thick cock as it rests against his stomach. he's sat up against the headboard, watching you with eager eyes. you don't process anything, simply letting yourself get carried away as your tongue licks a stripe up his shaft, making him shiver a little.

"you're such a tease, baby. . ." he mumbles, biting on his lower lip as he watches you work your lips around the tip, his cock resting against your chin before you slowly sink it down your throat, maintaining eye contact with him the whole time.

he shivers at this action, cheeks flushed as the warmth of your mouth envelopes him, your tongue pressing against the underside of his dick, dragging in a teasing motion as you bob your head up and down slowly, deliberately, doing your best to pent him up further. your tongue dragging over his length, so teasing, leaves him groaning, his fingers reaching for your hair and tugging at it lightly.

"pretty girl, don't do this to me," he whispers, voice tinged with desperation. as his eyes meet with yours, you feel your resolve crumble away. his eyes always do that. make you feel like you just give in, trust him, and he'll handle the rest.

you suck at the tip lightly, tongue darting out to lick it in a teasing manner before you actually get to it, sinking down on his cock once more, taking it in your throat and actually giving him some conviction. with every bob of your head, out and in, he lets out a slight groan.

"you're so aggressive when you're high. . ." he mumbles. you can't even feel him in your throat, it feels like an out-of-body sensation, and so you simply continue for a bit before releasing his cock with a 'pop', your hand wrapping around his length to continue the job while you give him a lopsided smile.

and something about the smile sets him off. he reaches for your cheek, pulling you in for a kiss and pushing you onto your back. the plush of the bed meets your back once again as you let out a groan against his lips. he breathes heavily, warm breath mangled with yours.

"can't take it, my love, i need you," he whispers, hurriedly pushing your legs apart to reveal your wet core to him. "need this cunt," his words are rushed as he lines himself up with you, leaving little room for you to react. all your eyes can see are his abs, tense as he holds your legs apart, his thick cock pressed against your entrance and teasingly rubbing against your folds.

"tell me you want it too," he mumbles, his voice hoarse and thick with need. you nod hurriedly, "please, suguru," you mumble.

those words are all he needs. the sensation you feel is delayed but he presses into you, your walls stretching to accommodate his length as he nestles his cock into you. you let out a moan, the sensation of him inside you leaving you breathless. he groans a little, feeling the way you tighten around him.

"relax," he groans, giving you but a second to adjust before he starts thrusting into you. it's ruthless, an obvious sign of just how long he's waited for this. "fuck, you feel so fucking good," he curses, cock dragging against your gooey walls as he fucks you into the sheets. you're a moaning mess, arms gripping at the sheets as you try to find your words.

but you can't. it's so overwhelming. his cock stretching you out, pounding you with a speed much faster than your thoughts are processing at the moment. pleasured moans escape your lips, only encouraging him to continue fucking you harder. it's insane how good he makes you feel, how his dick fits so perfectly into your cunt, how every thrust hits that exact spot that makes you shiver. you can see it in your head, his cock pumping in and out of your tube, a sleeve that's made to pleasure him.

and he knows this. "such a good girl you are," he praises as he leans down, arms to the side of your head as his lips press against yours. his hips continue slamming against yours, unrelenting in their pace as he kisses you roughly. he continues hitting your g-spot, nearly bruising that spot as he continues pleasuring you.

"f-fuck, baby-" you moan against his lips, letting out a whine of pleasure as abuses your g-spot. it feels so overwhelmingly pleasuring. it leaves your cunt contracting against him, and his lips leave yours for a second, his pace slowing a little.

"baby, did you just cum?" he questions through pants, somewhat dumbfounded. you let out a breathless moan, too lost in the sensations to even say anything, "i...i don't know," you moan, "but i want more,"

he smirks at your words, starting to thrust deeper, "mmm, like how i'm filling you up?" he rasps, panting as he continues fucking you. your legs shake slightly as you feel him stretch you again, mind practically blanking from the overstimulation.

"look at you. . .high out of your mind and you still want more. . .my good girl," he grunts, pressing sloppy kisses against your face. you feel his length inside you, your vision hazy as the pleasure takes over your mind. you can't feel anything except for his dick, so deep in you, almost kissing your cervix with every pump.

he reaches down with one hand, pressing his thumb against your swollen nub, teasing it a little. you let out a startled moan, eyes widening as you look up at him. he smirks, shutting you up with his lips again as he continues his ministrations. his shaft pressing deep into you, paired with his rough fingers against your clit

"are you gonna cum for me again, baby?" he grunts, wet thrusts turning sloppier as you nod fervently. he groans, pumping into you faster, wanting to cum alongside you.

"fuck, i'm close," he rasps, and you feel it this time. the orgasm ripping through you, every nerve in your body shivering as the warm sensation ripples from your core to the rest of your body. his fingers overstimulate you as they continue rubbing despite your orgasm. he lets out a hot groan against your ear, his tip kissing your cervix as ropes of sticky, white, cum floods your insides. he fucks his cum into you, gently, his finger shifting to your eyes to brush your hair to the side. his lips press a kiss to your forehead as he pulls out, letting the liquid drip out from your cunt.

his warm arms wrap around you, pulling you close as you feel a kiss pressed to your forehead. "my high baby," he whispers.

credits to @/cafekitsune for the dni banner.

[jadexbnny]

ONE SHOT (HEADSHOT) — JUJUTSU KAISEN —concept guide.

VALORANT.

there are two teams of 5 who compete against each other. first to 13 wins, unless its a 12-12 then you get to overtime and first to get +2 rounds over the other team wins. you play 12 rounds first half, one team is attackers and the other is defenders. the attackers try to get on site (each map has either 2 or 3; these are objective points) in order to plant a bomb (spike). defenders have to either prevent this from happening or defuse the spike in time.

ROLES. —duelist : usually run in first and get kills. their whole job is to make space for the team on the map and then die (hopefully after they get a kill). very aggressive.

—controller : control the map. they usually have smokes (orbs of smoke) that split the map up so that certain angles and entry points are blocked off visually. kinda passive but depends on the agent (character) they are playing.

—initiator : active info for the team and support the duelist. they help get picks and their entire utility is usually based around flashes, info gathering, stuns, and support.

—sentinel : passive info. they usually lock down sites and delay the enemy team from getting onto site. they play a very passive role and their whole job is to just stall for time/watch our backs.

TERMS. —flank : behind you. —frags : kills. —kda : kills/deaths/assists ratio. —ct : defender spawn. —pushing : attackers are rushing into site. —rotate : go to the other site.

i'll add more as we go on.

[jadexbnny]

ONE SHOT (HEADSHOT) — JUJUTSU KAISEN —player guide.

here's a small guide for the character cast of this series. it doesn't really explain much about the actual game (valorant) so i have a simple guide for that as well -> [concept]. also, all the characters are uni students.

MAIN CHARACTERS. satoru gojo, suguru geto, reader, megumi fushiguro, yuuji itadori, kazuha kunikage (oc), nobara kugisaki.

SIDE CHARACTERS. yuta okkotsu, inumaki toge, panda, maki zen'in, kento nanami, yu haibara, ieri shoko, aoi todo, sukuna (don't ask).

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satoru gojo. —3rd year, lighting assistant (just wants to spend time w/reader), business major originally but he got beat up by a homeless man and then changed his major to quantum physics. —val profile : THEGOATJO#NA1, plays duelist.

suguru geto. —3rd year, lighting assistant (actually cares), molecular biology & religious studies duo-major. he's pre-med. hope he doesn't get roped into any cults! lol! —val profile : suguru#lol

reader. —3rd year, lead lighting designer, chemistry major, pre-pharm. —val profile : aimlabsgg#lol

megumi fushiguro. —1st year, in the lighting department (he joined theatre because it gives a lot of credits but takes minimal effort), biology major (his sister has cancer). —val profile : ilovedogs#2307

yuuji itadori. —1st year, not in technical theatre but sneaks in to hangout with friends, student athlete (track & baseball), business major. —val profile : BLACKFLASH#YUUJI

kazuha kunikage. —1st year, reader's younger sister, in the lighting department (joined because of her sister), biology major. —val profile : kazuha#NBDNW

nobara kugisaki. —1st year, she don't even go to their university but she lives with kazuha & reader so she's always there, beauty school & part-time model. —val profile : andthats#tea

SIDE CHARACTERS. —3rd years : kento nanami, yu haibara, and ieri shoko. —2nd years : yuta okkotsu, inumaki toge, maki zen'in, aoi todo.

♡ likes + reblogs are appreciated!

[jadexbnny]

ONE SHOT (HEADSHOT) — JUJUTSU KAISEN —a guide to becoming the #1 global valorant player.

content. a bunch of theatre kids (our jjk cast) decide to download valorant. . . and what's supposed to be silly gaming turns into a full-blown competition.

pairings. fem!reader/gojo, oc/megumi (fully sfw + fluff).

warnings. sfw, fluff, reader uses she/her prns, lots of valorant references, jjk characters are in a normal world au, lots of mutual pining, slow updates, cursing, maybe nsfw with gojo/geto but i'll figure that out later.

a/n. straight outta my google docs. lowk just a series i'll update for shits and giggles. pls give my oc a chance guys :(

TABLE OF CONTENTS

i. character profiles. ii. concept explanation. iii. chapter 1. chapter 2 (upcoming. . .)

taglist. @jayathelostdragon

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ABOUT ME

JADE. eighteen. she/her. college student.

i. south asian (desi) ii. neuroscience major (love-hate relationship). . . iii. cis, straight, taken ♡ iv. i write for jujutsu kaisen, one piece, and mxtx.

LIKES. my bf, playing val (smokes), weed, ACE, luffy, MU QING, studying (occasionally), wintermelon milk tea, and collecting skull panda.

DISLIKES. overly sweet food, calculus, and mint flavor stuff.

CURRENT FIXATION. one piece. always. and chemistry ig i have a final pray for me. . .

[jadexbnny]

520 REASONS TO LOVE YOU.

JADE. she/her. 18. south asian. neuroscience major. awkward asf. valorant addict. jjk & one piece enjoyer. e6 blade haver. kazuha enthusiast. mxtx reader.

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NAVIGATION. —about me . masterlist . requests open! —this blog has 18+ content. minors pls block #—jade.nsfw. —most recent : one shot(headshot) - JJK.