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Its time for; Monsters I'd Fuck Monday Sponsored by Sabretooth

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🎧 Jae's Ultimate Music Collection 🎧 Slow Sensual Slow and stead wins the...orgasms. Intense orgasms with eye contact. #Auralist #Auralism #Audiophile #Music #Playlist #Radio Listen here; Spotify Playlist:

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It's Game Day again minions. In further Adventures of...Sylvir Rae Vyn. That's right, sometimes I play other characters. Like my human engineer Sylvir Rae Vyn. She's just a little pixie. Who will shoot you in the face. Here she is defeating the dragon Zhaitan.

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I cant write in public spaces. Especially when my characters are going through particularly emotional scenes because I tend to make micro expressions or mutter dialog under my breath like a lunatic.

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“Praise Joko,” the man gasped. “Really now, there is no need to bring that leathery windbag into this.” He purred as his other hand continued stroking between the man’s legs. “I’m the only one in this alley you should be praising tonight.”

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I shared this the other day but it got no love and I think it was because people didn't notice the punchline, so here I have drawn helpful colorful arrows to bring your attention directly to it.

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Pay attention now, this is how you write a winning profile that is absolutely guaranteed to get you no dates.

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When there is that one part where if you were watching it real time it would only take a few seconds but there is so much emotion, body language, and internalized thoughts & memories happening that it takes multiple pages to portray it properly in writing

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Whatchya doing? It's obviously not Ozzy cuddles. It should be Ozzy cuddles.

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.~*🔥*~💣~*🔥*~. I rarely ever buy anything more than sparklers and smores usually but... Would anyone care to donate a little extra to my personal 4th of July funds this year? ...For reasons. 👀 .~*🔥*~💣~*🔥*~.

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🎧Sexy Song of the Week🎧 Almost Touch Me - Maisy Kay #Auralist #Auralism #Audiophile #Music

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Pfft. I was trying to get into a sad/desperate frame of mind for this scene I'm writing and now I'm all amped up on WARRIOR ADRENALIN and every minute draft on my arm hairs feels like creepy crawlies. Stupid mutant spider....🕷️🤺

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A battle was fought this night... Can anyone tell me what kind of mouse this is? (Extremely long-winded ALT text provided)

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My cough has almost cleared but instead of vacating the premises my cold has decided that since it no longer cares for the accommodations of my lungs its moving to my sinus'. Someone call the landlord. Oh wait, thats me. *dials Ghostbusters Yes, hello, I have an uninvited guest

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Skye felt a presence sidle up behind her. “I’ll be your pet if you like,” Canach whispered in her ear. “Shall we get you a diamond collar like Faren's cat?"

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Cuteness.

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I have reached the 'fart every time I cough' stage of this here old cold. 😶‍🌫️🫣👀