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jerking you off in a rhythm suspiciously similar to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture and making you cum when the cannons go off
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[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid
this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!
I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves
but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!
enjoy!
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if you tried out transitioning and it wasn't for you, i think it's great you explored that and discovered something important about yourself. i think you have a unique and valuable experience with gender that should be taken into account and is worthy of discussion. But you cannot be going around calling yourself "detrans"
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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system
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HOW IS THERE A VOICE IF IT DOESNT SAY ANYTHING
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Now is the time to stay engaged. Stand together with your neighbors. Expand your solidarity.
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was literally having a good day until my friend told me about atlus
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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types of infused water I’ve been told to make:
hot dog water
pickles
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Three of Swords and Queen of Wands reversed
You're looking at the still-beating heart with the blades through it, and realizing that you may have become an evil witch-queen after all.
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Sometimes people will hate a parent-type character in a way that's so far from actual canon that you can tell it's not the character they really hate but Their Dad from Real Life. Which is fair but really annoying when you're trying to post about The Character
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rewatching twd and beth is my baby girl im going to cry just as hard as daryl does when she fucking dies and even more when hershel does
#i've had one of the worst days of my fucking life hello#they both haunt me like a loving ghost in a lighthouse
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twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet
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