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i have the one and only islanders johnbubu …

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being john tavares is like. i’m a middle-aged man with a wife and three kids. i was once the captain of the toronto maple leafs. i got sued for tax evasion. i was drafted first overall. i’m the most hated man on long island. i’m the reason the OHL 15-year-old exception exists. i was once canada’s golden boy. montreal almost killed me. i’m a lululemon girl. i’m the reason the NHL doesn’t participate in the olympics. i’m running a multi-level marketing scheme for a cursed amulet that repels 5G. i led toronto to its first playoff win in twenty years. the most important tournament i’ve ever played almost ruined my career. i have a kombucha tap in my house. i’m an ambassador for red light therapy. i’m a mother to matthew knies. i slayed the dragon. i’m a hockey superstar. i’m the most important leaf. i’m never going to get what i want. i’m clinically insane. i’m just Some Guy.

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your diriyah race 2 eprix winner: edo mortara

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if u have tagged me in one of those tag game posts recently ish i just hope u know i appreciate u so very much and i have not forgotten abt any of them and even if it takes me three months i wanna get around to doing all of em ... <33

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how it started vs how its going

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mitchex + nick !!!!! ( via nickcassidy_ on instagram)

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Made this weird drawing—thanks to all the goalies for their hard work in the 24–25 season, and thanks to my friend Chen for the help.

*No goalies or animals were harmed

**Fixed the number error

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so i watched the new superman movie today and like . clark kent is literally josef newgarden bro like if he dyed his hair black he would BE superman down to the facial expressions and the golly gee attitude and the otherworldly impossibly perfect face. living up to the expectation of being krypton’s last hope? yeah that’s just called penske perfect. fuck he might as well be from kansas

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How Josef looks rocking up to establish residency in my brain.

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(holding back tears) ok nicholas

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JUST KISS ALREADY OH MY GOD.

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x

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tweet source: x

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idk maybe mitch should just go faster

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pov: being forced to experience jag team strategy 😀

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fake miserable people when mitch evans walks into the room