#john tavares

[loverjareau]

the lonely letters. dr ashon crawley. 2020.

credits - nathan danette / unknown / kevin shea / nathan danette / zac bondurant / mapleleafs on x / mark blinch / graig abel / keith srakocic / bruce bennett / bruce bennett / john dunn / bill streicher / mark blinch / TSN / sportskeeda / sportsnetwork / lance mcmillan / frank gunn / kevin sousa / NHLI / frank gunn / klaus andersen / john e. sokolowski / wikipedia / google search results / Gotta See It: Tavares scores in OT to win Maple Leafs first playoff series since 2004

a little playoff hype hope for our boys! i have so much faith in this team and i believe in us all the way :)

[acekazoo]

[highdefinitions]

happy one year to SCOREEEEE! JOHN TAVARES! THEY FINALLY CAUGHT LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE! AND THE MAPLE LEAFS HAVE BROKEN THE NINETEEN YEAR CURSE! to all of those that celebrate

[annieqattheperipheral]

My leafs fans/mitchy discourse conclusion:

99% of hockeyman "fans" are just too gd dumb to see what the highly skilled and clever minchy is doing out there. All they think is "goal? Good player. No goal? Bad player. Trade." These idiots forget that mitch is a very recent👏 selke👏 finalist👏 and only lost to The Patrice Mothafuckin Bergeron

Jonas siegel just wrote an article about what minchy is doing in these playoffs, not what he's not (scoring goals) and yup here we go, buckle up bitches bc the comment section of the athletic did not heed directions, and sadly they've all recently fallen on their heads and keep repeating "disagree" and nonsense derogatory insults while slamming their own heads into the concrete walls of scotiabank like incorrectly stimulated NPCs

Ok so what is mitchy's line doing out there?

Minchy mouse is doing the dirty necessary work not the pretty highlight reels work:

Sheldon:

Mo:

Why's minchy doing this? Simple. He's doing it for his big gorgeous man:

Naturally you're still thinking "Ok yes yes he is doing the lord's work on his own line in the D-zone but i neeeed to see him back with auston in the O-zone🙏😭 i need to see my beautiful soulmates (teammates) making tender love (playing hockey) with multiple orgasms (full-time in the offensive zone) and giving birth to adorable babies (scoring goals)" and i give you this:

Sheldon well aware he needs to give both the people and auston what they want and lets em out together here n there and has done so since the beginning of this series, so i think we can rely on seeing some 3416 in most games, just maybe not in set lines bc they need his D skills more

Final thoughts:

MINCHY MARNIE MOUSE IS A FUCKIN BADASS LITTLE CREATURE DOING ALL THIS WHILE STANDING ONE MIGHTY APPLE TALL ON SLIPPERY ICE

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does he need to score more, even up against b's top line? Sadly yes, but no one's worried

Rest easy babes. Mitch marner's taking care of his big papi and his boys🙏

I kept most stats and example plays out but if you're interested in the details, article's here👇

[hearty-an0n]

How they met, and other stories, David Levithan

Bruce Bennett // Nick Wass // Jonas Siegel // Mark Blinch // @91Tavares/X // Chris O’Meara // Sam Navarro // Steve Russell

[hunterrrs]

down 6-0. sid punching two men at once and getting scuffed by tavares. tanger with a penalty and 10-minute misconduct. geno joining him in the penalty box. all of this in front of god and troy crosby.

[stuckinnet]

incredible content

[intheupside]

[zoehickel]

THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WIN GAME 6 IN OVERTIME AND ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 19 YEARS

[sergeifyodorov]

i appreciate every single nhler who wears pride tape but i Decidedly appreciate the pizzazz with which jt wears it every year

truely unmissably rainbow let's go yeah baby woo the Leafs

[nowitsturbo]

cuties!!!

[highdefinitions]

an updated dumbass list for the people

[annieqattheperipheral]

shocked ultimate hockey nerd matthew tkachuk wasn't included in this challenge, guess that'd be unfair to everyone else, but his long-time apprentice was:

NHL JERSEY NUMBERS QUIZ!! play along:

winner:

runner-up and winner are so completely unsurprising lmao. hockey nerd families amirite

[zetterbabe]

The NHL Number Quiz

[dumbasssportsboys]

nhl and reductress headlines [18/???]

[tapedsleeves]

misspelled labels as hockey players