jakethesnake87

[jakethesnake87]

moar tummy sounds lol

i tried to make this into a youtube short but IT WONT FRICKIN WORK GOD DANG IT.

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growlgroangurglewhatever

made this when i was sick as f-ck, im better now, but im still sick in the head so i keep making these videos smfh. pls enjoy my beautiful tum, or else i'll eat u. (jk, i'll eat you anyways lolololol)

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hiccups, pls enjoy

and even if you don't enjoy it, you will still enjoy it. thats how it works.

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happy halloweeeeeeennnn

Not sure what I thought I was doing here, but I tried to do something special for halloween. Please enjoy, you lovely superfreaks.

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even moar stomach growl asmr y'all

i dunno what to put here. pls leave a like on the vid if u like it.

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hiccups for y'all

I had a bad case of hiccups. Laughed too hard at some memes because I'm an easily entertained dumbass. Didn't feel good at all and it was a pain in the butt to get rid of 'em. But maybe some of y'all will enjoy it. We'll see.

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sippin' on sum soda...

I was feeling thirsty so I chugged a bunch of soda, on an empty stomach of course. I know. What even is my life anymore... does anyone know?

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asher graves x listener

i made another one. this time im roleplaying as the genderswapped tcoaal fan-character "Asher Graves", who is basically male Ashley, and its really weird and creepy. hope y'all will like it. awesome art by chokaso, inspired by the OG game by nemlei. they are both way way way more talented than me, so make sure to support them thru tough times.

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moar belly noises...

You know that feeling when you just had lunch 30 minutes ago, and you're already feeling a creeping sense of hunger emerging from the pit of your stomach? Just me? Well, then...

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some writing thoughts

Canada is my go-to location when I'm writing mysterious, alluring characters. I dunno why. It just is. Especially when it's some crazy location that isn't in Ontario or Quebec. "oh he was a mysterious brown-haired fresh-faced lad from VANCOUVER!!! and he had nice shoulders too..."

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my hungry tummyyyyyy... [ASMR]

yeah, im embarrassed too, ok? i was talking to a friend about it, and she thought it would be a great idea if i shared these noises with the world, because some people are into this apparently... my tummy loves food and it loves whining about not being fed. go figure.

first part is me eating pasta, second part is me chugging my protein shake. both times empty gut, with microphone under shirt.

also, if u like what u hear, please smash that like button. my stomach demands it.

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how can i resist you...

"Original" character this time. It's a bit of a cliché, but at least there's no blatant copyright infringement this time. "Ancient computer seizes listener to have his way with them..." or something.

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mamma mia, here i go again

my my, what was i thinking...

one of the little voices in my brain told me this was a good idea. im gonna yell at him (me) later so he knows how wrong he was.

i accidentally burp twice because my body tried to stop me from recording this.

(shout outs to Aka Akasaka, Mengo Yokoyari, and all the other awesome people who were involved in making Oshi no Ko.)

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i can explain...

Special thanks to lookingformoondrop! You're cooler than me!

(This one has been in the making for a while. I'm pretty embarrassed about it, but I decided to do it anyways because #yolo.)

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in middle school...

We used to call each other faggot, drink redbull and light shit on fire. Sometimes we even said *really* bad words like ni**er and t*mpon. It was awesome. The last good generation. I feel bad for kids growing up now.

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shame

i'm ashamed of myself. not now, but sometimes. and thats good, because shame keeps me from doing shameful stuff. i dont let the shame control me. instead, i listen to my shame to see if his arguments are valid, and then we can both learn something. sometimes your shame is right, sometimes he is wrong. but its better to have a bit shame than to be a shameless piece of garbage. its a vital part of the human experience, but dont let it consume you.

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Crime and punishment

Other countries can learn a lot from El Salvador. We need to put criminals in prison. Sometimes we need to put bad dogs down. That's just how it is and how it has been and how it will be.