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valentino and uccio may actually be the pinnacle of romance. theyre what romcoms dream to be
#childhood friends to lovers through thick and thin uccio will follow vale to hell and back#and vale will always look back to make sure hes still there. peak friendship or lovers idrc its just very nice to see i think its sweet#i miss him. i really miss him....... alright everyone get out they win i hate them#they r so cute im gonna kms 😭😭😭#valentino rossi#uccio salucci#ucciovale#romance romance romance 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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valentino brainrot
but instead of the vine boom it’s him saying allora. and it’s basically unbearable to watch. and also it’s 3 minutes long. bon appetite
#he is so strange. i like whatevers wrong with him#i hold his advertisements so dearly. baby bike. ignoring a girl for a bike. a real lover this one#valentino rossi#motogp
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heat wave got to me, ac isnt workin, im dyin and now im makin it everyone's problem by thinkin up the most insane caseyvale scenarios one can
#this can be easily fixed by giving me another fan or working ac oh my god it is so fuckin hot FREE ME#i cant sleep this is all im able to do#valentino pregnant. stossi get high And Weird. stossi beau travail. uhhhh vampentino and some guy casey#rossinem (vale e eminem) and casey hawk (casey and tony hawk). american counterparts#ufc nickyvale. angelic romance stossi. i am so tired#yap sesh tag#caseyvale#all to say excuse any insanity posts. ie the last one#caseyvale heatwave fic where they get mad at each other feel bad then explode bc it is too hot to touch each other. just like real life
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who up grinding their stossi or wtv
#i like yaoi when its particularly strange and offputting. valentino rossi is very good at that i will say#valentino rossi#casey stoner#stossi#caseyvale#jorge lorenzo#hes here too everyone say hi jlo hiii jloo everyone say hes not gay#mhm thats what i thought. crickets#next i will have significantly more nickyvale setevale and ucciovale. im branching out via one guy. im very versatile#everyone say hi to pecco too. hiiii peccoo. give him a compliment. awww ur doing so. ur doing this year!!! yay!!!!!#thats mean i apologize. hes trying his best free that italian guy ok bye#motogp#motogp rpf#this may be my worst post yet [proud tiktok emoji god fuck i wish i had that] pls pls pls laugh or ill idk do smth drastic#if this doesnt do marginally well (10 notes) im making a beau travail au with rossi as sentain WATCH ME
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valentino rossi ace of hearts card you mean a lot to me
#its my new favorite possession. she came in today and im still in awe#should i not have opened this never opened card pack. yeah. but i will be using it when i play poker and blackjack so idc#dani pedrosa is the queen of spades btw. dovi is the ace of spades. sic was 2 of spades (?) and jlo was 5 of spades#nicky hayden 5 of hearts hes so close to his wife 😍❤️❤️❤️#motogp#yap sesh tag
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the beast does not concern himself with "pecco bagnaia" he does, however, concern himself with "the rear"
#pecco found dead brno 2025 rip king u are trying i think#bastianini doing so well 💔💔💔 killing myself the evils of the bike and also. a turn#great podium work from bez and acosta and beautiful win by marc. can he start from deadlast and still win? lets see it.#cmon marc pull a moto2 valencia 2012#enea bastianini#motogp
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marc: i need to keep my brother from passing me in the race!
pecco subplot:

#why did they send him to hell. whyd they do that#he got etsy witched or smth fuck if i know#hes better than me tho id just quit. as soon as marc passes me im killing myself in the gravel trap#francesco bagnaia#pecco bagnaia#motogp
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BASTIANINI PODIUM THE STUFF OF DREAMS
#pecco's gonna khs someone put him on suicide watch bro free him 😭😭😭#great work by pedro and bez as well. the evils of tire pressure marc's gonna explode and die free him too.......#motogp#update: marc freed. pecco sent to white boy torture chamber 😔🙏 prayers
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vampriel suck-ur-bloodoleto, i think abt u all the time......
#vampire gabi is smth the masses cannot handle yet. but i can. im built diff#hes all i think abt. all i want to draw. he goes to nico and says pls pls plsss let me suck ur blood :( and nico goes ? ok but not too much#and gabi goes yay!!!! and drains his ass then blames it on being excited (hes learning 💔💔💔) (hes been doin this since he was a little baybe)#vamplonso son duh. seems really easy to be a vampire in formula one. always covered. unless you are nico and gabi got points#where ur clothes at 🤨#join me friends. join my vampire propaganda. they r sexy. and hot. and evil a little bit. and political dont forget that#gabriel bortoleto#f1#all my posts start w me addressing someone and then saying smth insane have you noticed that. i have a gimmick woah......
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not to be dramatic but I would die for them :P
forgot to post this lmao kinda hate how it turned out but oh well ^_^
#cute as fuck omg.....#i love their 2000s swag im keeping them in my pocket 5eva#valentino rossi#casey stoner#caseyvale#motogp
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ucciovale jennifers body au......much to think about
#yeah i got nothing else just imagine it with me. uccio needy/anita vale jennifer. their lesbian aura while being men like cmon.....#gay people on my screen i call it like i see it and goddamnit they are jennifers body as hell!!!!#alternatively needy is casey bc i ljke him....and i support their evil not evil yaoi. caseyvale my goats!!!!!#motogp rpf#i like using tumblr as a notes app its fun
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when your man just got his first podium
#was wondering where his ass was#i like his gay little run he is so silly :))#they are dear to me ❤️❤️❤️#gabriel bortoleto#nico hulkenberg#technically.....#f1
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nico hulkenberg i hope gabi lets you hit for that performance today youre too goated theyll kill you otherwise.....
#HOLY SHIT. NICO'S FIRST PODIUM. IN A SAUBER. SAUBERS FIRST PODIUM SINCE 2012. YEAAAAAAAAA#nico hulkenberg#f1#sauber f1#gabico#JUST IN CASE#ykw alternatively haasbands yaoi i would not be disappointed. but i have an affinity for the brazilian bisexual idk
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when u flop at an unprecedented level by crashing out of 8th place on the second-to-last lap at the turn where you previously executed one of your most infamous race moves in one of your most iconic races ever……
but it’s ok cause your boy (who’s also flopping) came back to give you a ride back to your shared, wall-less garage after 🫶🫶🫶
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“And then there’s Uccio. I’ve always had Uccio with me. Always, from the very beginning. Well, maybe not the first two years, because he had other things to do. But from ’98 on, he became my assistant, and we sort of invented a job together, me and Uccio. Because now, when you see someone like Miller’s assistant, people say, ‘Ah, he’s Miller’s Uccio.’ You get it? That’s where it started. The idea was, look, I’m always travelling, always on the road, and I wanted a friend from Tavullia with me. Someone who could give me a hand, someone who made me feel a bit more at home. That’s how it all started. And now? Everyone’s got one. It was great. Really great. We had so much fun, imagine two kids, 20, 22 years old, just going around the world on our own. It was wild. So yeah, going on the road with Uccio? That was one of the best ideas ever. Now he’s the team manager, the boss of our MotoGP team. So he goes to the races to MotoGP. He doesn’t come with me anymore, because now I race cars. We’ve split up a bit. And yeah… I miss him, I really miss him. He’s just so much fun to be around.”
#vale is such a romantic......he has such a perfect way with words and man. i miss him. i really miss him. to have a love like that......#valentino you lucky bastard :'''''(((#valentino rossi#uccio salucci#motogp
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Who up kicking their sauber
#cute asf ‼️‼️‼️‼️ i love yaoi and kick sauber. venn diagram is a circle#gabriel bortoleto#nico hulkenberg#gabico#f1
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valentino rossi, you shouldve been from new jersey. it wouldve made you worse but im into that
#quote from nicky hayden probably.#in another life vatino ronzi is cheering for the nj devils and hating new york with his male housemate and their 7 kids#ie what hes doing now but americanized. ca caw#valentino rossi#motogp#yap sesh tag#sometimes i take things out of my drafts and wonder if i can put them back in
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