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my girlfriend saw you from across the paddock and we hated your vibe :) she's going to kill you
#theyre a beautiful married couple post vow renewal they r so in love they have 3 dogs 2 cats 12 kids and uccio#have you ever seen vale this happy in the arms of another man. probably but wtv vale is just into men#valentino rossi#nicky hayden#nickyvale. rosden? help me.......#motogp
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andrea dovizioso i love ur old man swag u remind me viscerally of kermit the frog
#pull up a pic of a nyasasaurus and ask if they know each other#he'll say yes 💔💔#hes in his late 30s im just being mean#anyway i saw a pic of kermit and thought they twinned my mind is an enigma really#andrea dovizioso#motogp
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alex rins you have charmed me beyond belief im sry i did not see your swag before 💔
#THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. primary school girls designed it on recycled cardboard ohhhhhh i hope u win i need everyone ever to see this helmet#on podium. im sobbing#alex rins#motogp
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im running out of cv photos :( but that wont stop the grind
#you can request me to not do a pt 3 but no one can stop the grind#i have other versions of these i do it for the love of the game#the fourth one could be abt casey or vale's wife his most despisable ducati (shes so mean to him wahhhhh 😢😢 mutually toxic relationship)#valentino rossi#casey stoner#stossi#caseyvale#motogp
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i am in fact very moved by that one gabico picture (and gabico in general), so i drew it ~ ☆
#this is so beautiful omg.......#im amazed#take the helmets off what will they do#gabico#gabriel bortoleto#nico hulkenberg#f1
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one thing about indycar is that i do think that this is the most terminally online group of motorsports athletes of any series in the game… like those bitches be tweeting
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she calls to me like a siren calls to a sailor in the night
#FUCK I WANT HER SO BAD BUT SHE WAS 40 EURO AND I DONT NEEF MORE HATS#valentino rossi hat btw i KNOW my foto is bad idc#i havent posted in five ever this is my post of the week ok bye bye until race weekend#yap sesh tag
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#its in their contract to fag out over any point scorings#or literally anything at all they must be flirting and or fucking at all times ‼️‼️ theyre crazy ‼️‼️‼️#theyre spelling happy pride month through the helmets ☝️#what other insane things can i say 😍#gabico#gabriel bortoleto#nico hulkenberg#f1
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i have bad luck which MEANS george will have good luck in barcelona, its all coming tgt yes......
#GEORGE WINNNN GEORGE WIN IN SPAIN AND MAKE OUT WITH ALEX ALBON WHO WILL ALSO BE ON PODIUM PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PL#george russell#f1#yap sesh tag
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old man yaoi but its like 2006/2007 so i can get casey to pray for love and pay in naivety 👍👍
#VALENTINO ROSSI LAP DANCE HELLO!!!!!#yea ive been listening to this song on repeat it is them asf 👍#tbh i think rossi is every song hes just really hot and has that vibe. its also just the music i listen to#casey stoner#caseyvale#ITS IMPLIED#yap sesh tag#one day one day one dayyyyy i will get my valevisions out into the world 🙏🙏 not today tho. or in the next 2 weeks#i am not drawing yaoi in front of my mom. also i dont have my ipad wassup
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when did the blog look change?????

when i got too rossi pilled 💔💔 he took over my mind like a parasite
#month or so i think? pfp stayed the same i just yellowed everything and put a new header cus i think hes prettyyyy#i fw the jam#if you want music recommendations (u dont ❤️) ive been listening to a lot of steriogram (walkie-talkie man!!!) and fast food orchestra#latter is a czech ska band i very much love#four tag 🎉‼️‼️
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guy sort of curious what their last straw is gonna be
#i hate flying 👍👍👍 id rather piss my pants starve and die than go on a plane 👍👍👍 kill me#valentino rossi period cramps. the image makes me feel better#yap sesh tag
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casey stoner. you want to go to aragon so badddd you want to meet MEEE you want to sign my trading cards of u you want to not take a picture or talk to me i just want your fucking signature for proof of life thank u......
#CASEY!!!!!! SIGN MY SHIT. AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS!!!!!#wait valentino you want to go too and you want to sign my cards also. i cannot bring the bikes i took them out of the box y planes worry me#ykw bring everybody jack doohan get your dad i have both of your cards#casey stoner#motogp#yap sesh tag
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fascinating
#bring back nuerotic blonds and their genuinely insane brunet lovers. modern motogp doesnt have this type of swag#their yaoi unmatched!!!!!#casey stoner#valentino rossi#caseyvale#stossi#motogp
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being profoundly normal about this
#FALSE HE WOULD MAKE LOVE TO IT!!!! welkom 2004 is not a bike 2 fuck 2 him it is a bike 2 luv.......#he gives her a kiss treats her to dinner spends a damn good night hes classy like that but only for her#lay w her in the grass kiss her and laugh just like years ago. hes the truest loverboy of our generation but only with motorcycles#the ideal imo#valentino rossi#motogp#i realise that my statement makes no fucking sense imagine i argued w myself before i wrote it hashtag idgaf
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why is every 63 in actual hell
#see now i need my 23s to NOT be in hell. alex and enea do not fuck this up 🤞🤞#im lying enea hasnt moved from 18th in like 30 minutes hes been banned from being insane#ughhhhhhh georg y pecco los necesito felices :(((( pero no. they hate me and the world hates them#motogp#f1#pecco bagnaia#george russell
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