How likely is it for them to hit on you with "faccio una carbonara che non la batte nessuno" (i make an amazing carbonara)
Believe it or not, this is a thing Italian men use to flirt. Unfortunately.
Diggia: 10/10. I've never seen a man who looks like he's about to try and amaze me with his (mid) carbonara more than him in my whole life, ever
Enea: 9/10. No. Stop booing. Deconstruct the myth of soft boy Enea. Let's face it: he's truly too coatto not to.
Bez: 5/10. He's spiritually 10/10 but he is aware of his complete lack of culinary skills and his inability at making a carbonara. He offers you a piadina instead.
Pecco: 7/10. Does he have the skill to back it up? Debatable. Does he have the confidence? Oh, absolutely.
Luca: 3.5/10. Probably has the skills to back it up, seems socially aware enough to realize that it's a terrible pick up line.
Mig: 8/10. Too much of an Italian man to not get this rating. Probably undercooks the egg.
Cele: 6/10. Not as confident as Pecco, but I can picture him saying "faccio una carbonara da paura" in my mind and that's enough.
Franky: 5/10. Seems like a normal individual and the most well adjusted out of all of them. I was debating whether to give him a 3 or a 4 but unfortunately, he's from Rome.
Vale: 8/10. Does not have the skill to back it up in any way.