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[jamesdegriz]

Because sometimes you want to scream but it's impolite to do in the moment.

Why not

[jamesdegriz]

A short blurb about eating Jordan out

Smut under the line! MDI!!!

As the title suggests Fem!Jordan × gn!reader.

Extremely self-indulgent and brought on by the Halloween promo videos for season 2. Might or might not write part 2 (just please don't hold your breath, it may take a long while.)

Fem!Jordan is a dom hands down. But if you in the relationships long enough, Jordan let you see the new side of them.

• You have to take control softly, gently coaxing them to lay back and relax. Running hands over every dip and curve of her body, leaving a trail of kisses on their neck and chest, before you latch onto one of their nipples. You roll the little nub with your tongue, alternating applying pressure and sucking it. Your hand teases the other one with pinching and rolling.

• "You're so godamn beautiful," you whisper looking up at their flushed face, before placing a kiss to their sternum.

• You kiss down their torso and place a gentle bite on their lower stomach, just below the bellybutton. It earns you a muffled groan, an unspoken command to hurry up.

• You flash her a mischievous grin as your hands run up and down her thighs. You make a show of bitting the waistband of their boxers and tugging it down this way. Jordan lets out a short laugh and rolls her eyes at your antics. But lifts her hips nevertheless so you could slide them off her legs.

• "Fuck, hurry up!" A scoff and eye roll, as her legs open even more. Ever impatient when it comes to teasing, her hands fist the sheets on the bed, holding back for now.

• You can't help but grin again when you face her pussy. It's already glistening with arousal and lips are puffy and soft. You lick your lips before placing a small kiss to her clit.

• You're rewarded with the small throaty moan falling from her lips and tightening hands on the sheets. Encouraged by the small noises of pleasure you dive in, placing an experimental lick over the length of her pussy.

• "You taste delicious, baby." You moan softly at the taste, burying your face into her, nose bumping against her clit. You start eating her out in earnest, tongue dipping inside her with each upward lick.

• Your lips seal around her clit, sucking hard. Jordan pushes her hips up, throwing one of her legs over your shoulder as her hand grabs the hair on top of your head, using the strong grip to pull you closer, all but grinding her pussy on your face.

• You don't waste time by wrapping your arms around their thighs holding them closer, preventing Jordan from moving too much. Your tongue sinks into her heat, the warm sticky sensation of their arousal clinging to your cheeks as you start to eat Jordan out in earnest.

• "Fuck, just like that, babe." She mutters breathlessly, when you lap at her inner walls, collecting her slick with a deep raw moan. The vibrations sending sparks of pleasure up their body.

• You pull away just long enough to sink two fingers into her dripping slit, setting a quick rhythm. Your lips seal around her swollen, trembling clit as you flick your tongue on the sensative nub before, sucking it almost harshly.

• "Oh, fuck!" A breathy gasp mingles with barely held in moans echoing from where Jordan grits their teeth. You look up taking in the sight that they make splayed under you on a tossled from an earlier nap sheets. When your eyes meet, you can't resist the mischievous desire to bite lightly on her clit, curling your fingers against their g-spot at the same time.

• In the next moment, your face is being unceremoniously shoved into her spasming pussy. Their hips rise to grind against your chin and lips, too lost in pleasure to care about your breathing. Your fingers continue to move shallowly inside of her gummy walls as they contract around the intrusion, prolonging their orgasm.

• "Fucking fuck..." Jordan exhales coming down from their high, a leg still trembling over your shoulder. You knead her ass absent-mindedly, licking, cleaning their cum from the sensative folds humming in content.

• "I would take it as a compliment." You giggle softly, placing a playful bite on her inner thigh. It elicits a small groan and a reproachful tug on your hair from your partner, but only makes you giggle more. You pull away slightly before nuzzling your chin and lips into their mound, your nose scrunching at the feeling of the coarse pubic hair against it.

• "What the fuck are you doing?" Jordan asks suprised lifting their head off the pillow to look down at you resting your cheek on her lower stomach with another soft bite to her mound.

• "Spending some non-sexual time with my best friend." You reply innocently, grinning when your head tilts back slightly and your eyes meet. Your smile only widens when you see their eyebrow quirk up in confusion and you have to press a quick kiss to their clit to make Jordan understand.

• "You're so fucking weird..." They huff in desbelief with endearing note in their voice, plopping their head back against the pillow. Their fingers comb through your hair absent-mindedly, scratching at your scalp every now and then.

• "But you love me anyway."

"Yeah, I do."

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You're sick and in relationship with Jordan: headcanons

(Gifs are not mine, please DM for credit if you recognize your work and want to be tugged)

It's a flu season so I hope you will enjoy a little bit of fluff and feeling of being cared for. :)

- I see it going two ways. Either Jordan snaps into protective mode or they start avoiding you, afraid of getting sick themselves.

If it's something light, like a flu, they will let you alone, just checking in on you by messages or calls, occasionally bringing you food and medicine. But if it's something more serious like pneumonia they are too worried and protective to let you deal with this by yourself. In that case...

- Jordan makes you move into their dorm. You take the bed and they would sleep on the couch. They are more snippy and sarcastic then usual (even if you have been in a relationship for awhile) because they are afraid to really show how much you being sick worries them to their core.

○ "You will get sick too." You say in the last attempt to dissuade Jordan from being an overbearing mother hen. "I won't." They reply stubbornly. "My immune system is much stronger to fall for some weak-ass virus." Jordan adds proudly with an half-amused half-dismissive huff. A small fleeting smile on their face doesn't go unnoticed by you when you chuckle despite yourself at the antics of your partner.

- Overbearing isn't enough to describe Jordan when it comes to taking care of the sick you. They make sure and force you to eat if you forget. They impose a strict quarantine and won't let you do anything too physical or go to classes (even online ones) .

- Some of their commonly used phrases include:

"No way in hell you're going to classes like that."

"What gym? I don't care if it's meditative yoga. You're not going, that's my final word."

"You're feeling better already? If you can walk to the door and back without coughing I will consider believing you."

○ "I can take care of myself!" You sniffle with a small pout. "The hell you can. Should I remind you that you have higher fever now because you snuck out to the classes despite me telling you not to?" Jordan counters with the hand on their hip and pointing the thermometer at you accusatorily. "You didn't stay locked up in the room when you were sick" you rebuff under your breath before coughing loudly and sniffling your nose, making you snuggle more into the blankets. Jordan ignores your words as they turn on their heels, tossing their bob out of their face and walk to the other side of the room to make you some more tea.

- If you shiver too much during the night, Jordan would never say it out loud but climb into the bed with you, wrapping their arms tightly around you, warm chest pressing against your shivering back. ○ "Just spew your germs in the other direction. I have an important meeting with Brink in the end of the week." They would grumble into your hair, when you stir slightly awake, giving your middle a light squeeze so you know they care more than they let you know.

- In the evening, after classes and grading papers for Brink Jordan stumbles into their dorm to find you cuddled up in bed watching your comfort series. They switch to their male form as they approach you (I firmly believe that they have an irrational conviction that their invulnerabilty makes them resistant to germs).

○ "Have you eaten anything today?" Jordan asks checking you for fever by pressing the inside of their forearm to your forehead. "No, I had no appetite." You reply softly leaning into their touch. The illness and sleeping not cuddled up to Jordan every night, making you crazy touch starved. "I figured as much," they grumble rolling their eyes. "Here, I got you some soup from the take-out place you like so much." A plastic bag is put in your lap carefully, the warmth radiating to your palms when you wrap your hands around it carefully. Jordan will sit with you, rolling their eyes at your show but not complaining, just to make sure that you will finish your meal.

- No surprise they end up sick after you and you need to take care of them, which is a lot like trying to cuddle a grumpy cat, because Jordan refuses to believe they are sick. It doesn't help that hearing Jordan trying to be sarcastic and defensive with their nose all stuffy, makes you smile and giggle from how adorable they sound. That annoys Jordan even more until they fall silent and start pouting and you have to hug them and kiss the pout away while they try half-heartedly to push you away.

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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[jamesdegriz]

The end of online privacy

Now, this isn't something I usually post about from my silly goofy k1nk account (reminder to minors to not follow or scroll this acount).

But I have more followers on here than main, and this is extremely important. Like, scary shit.

This applies to everyone. If you're reading this? It's going to effect you.

I'm sure perhaps some of you have seen around about a this thing going around... KOSA, is one of the ways it's being referred to.

If this shit passes, lemme tell you...

LGBTQ+ adults and minors seeking help and community,

people looking for abortions,

people organizing protests,

anyone using their free speech to voice concerns about injustices, 

even FAN ARTISTS...

Even people reading fan fiction...

And for the purposes of where I'm posting from... people sharing and enjoying their k1nks, wanting to post things with safety and privacy... smut artists and writers, people even LOOKING for smut...

It's all gone. No privacy.

They'll have your face, your name, your age, where you live.

You'll need an ID to use any US-based platform, even if you're NOT in the United States.

Instead of dooming, here's what you can do to stop this shit in it's tracks 👍

Here is a website where you can sign a letter just by filling out a form, (it takes less than 30 seconds) and where you can call reps.

I HIGHLY suggest leaving calls if you're able, and if you have phone shyness, do this after 6pm, since it will leave messages instead.

I'm shy, but I did it!

Here's another letter to sign, takes less than 20 seconds.

Here is a form you can fill out sharing how the social media has POSITIVELY effected you.

Share all of this with as many people as you can. Our safety, freedom, joy, and protection online is at risk more than ever.

(Here is the thread where I found all of this information.)

STAY SAFE!

[jamesdegriz]

Ok, somehow I read it as Jordan × bodyguard!reader. And here are some of my thoughts about it.

Just imagine how pissed they would be in the beginning about the fact that they got assigned a bodyguard.

Even if your role is less of a bodyguard and ends up being more of a manager/babysitter.

Jordan would hate it so much in the beginning. Like "why the hell should I listen to you of all people?"

But then you actually prevent them from getting shot on red carpet with your quick actions. It suprises and slightly arouses Jordan at the same time.

Over time they start to develop feelings for you. They give you absolutely no indication or a hint about it though. If anything Jordan gets twice as mean in their remarks and stares.

But also get extremely jealous and possessive when you have to take your monthly night off.

"Do you have to go? What if I'm attacked and get killed or maimed? It would be all your fault." They tease you with a exaggerated fear and accusation in their whole demeanour.

Then you start walking in on Jordan getting off. First you thought it was an accident a bad timing. But the more time goes on more often it seems to happen. Until they are knuckles deep in their pussy and moaning your name on the couch in the living room. They don't slow down or stop, just stare at you.

"And what are you gonna do about this, sweetheart?" They challenge you with a raised eyebrow.

wait everyone STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW..... jordan li x reader The BodyGuard au

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GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

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Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn't be anyone's problem -- including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because "think of the American Children!".

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

CHECK THIS PETITION, TOO! https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-kosa?recruiter=1331807538&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=sms&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&recruited_by_id=57368c40-d0fd-11ee-98f7-2175430f819f&share_bandit_exp=initial-36809664-en-US

(Also, please reblog with at least "stop kosa" as a tag and not "kosa". I made the mistake of not adding just "kosa" as a tag...)

We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

[jamesdegriz]

idw Ratchet is someone who follows orders and respects authority. He might follow his conscience in spur-of-the-moment decisions that allows him the leeway/initiative to act on his own (e.g. setting up clinic on Dead End, breaking cover to save Verity and Hunter, going to look for Drift, voting against Rodimus in mtmte) but he's never openly defied the orders of an acting leader. Regardless if he doesn't agree with said order and thinks it's stupid. Or wrong.

Even when Ratchet thinks Rodimus' treatment of Drift is unfair, he never speaks up against Rodimus during the actual issue of the exile verdict. He only offers Drift silent support by helping him up on the way out, because Rodimus is the captain and you don't argue with the captain. Yes he thinks Rodimus is a crap captain and acts condesending towards him all the time but when it comes to rank and orders there's no ambiguity.

Voting against Rodimus in the crisis act is a legitimate expression of disapproval, made anonymously in private. He doesn't care about Rodimus knowing his vote, but in public it stays anonymous. He does tell Rodimus off about what he did to Drift, but again, he makes sure it's a private one-on-one appointment. He also doesn't make Rodimus formally revoke Drift's exile or sanction his search, he resigns his position as CMO and quietly leaves to look for Drift himself as a personal commitment.

Common stereotype of what Ratchet is not:

Medic ethics and commitment to patients comes first, factions be damned. I don't care if he's a Decepticon, he's my patient.

No he's not actually like that? When Megatron's in custody he's all lets dissect him awwwww why can't we dissect him why does mass murderers still get rights that's so stupid can't I just torture him a little?

Like he spent the whole war patching up Decepticon-inflicted wounds and witnessing Decepticon-inflicted deaths. He's not a saint. He has as much good reason to hate Megatron and his faction as any other Autobot.

In fact he was pretty eager to ask Optimus about what he's going to decide as Megatron's punishment after he heard about Optimus frying Megatron on the voltage harness.

Optimus has his heart on clemency. Ratchet's the one hoping for execution or something equally nasty. Even though their opinions doesn't line up, Ratchet's still 100% supportive of Optimus' decision.

He repairs Megatron only because of Bumblebee's orders, and makes his unwillingness known.

Later in mtmte Ratchet does save Megatron's life of his own volition and repairs him again, but that's after he's lived with Megatron on the same ship for six months (again something that he considers to be a colossally bad idea but is forced to live with because of orders) and got to know him as a person. Not because of bleeding heart syndrome.

Also Ratchet's not just a grouch all the time. He can be blunt but also knows when to be respectful as appropriate to the occasion. He reprimands Wheeljack for being disrespectful to Bumblebee because leaders should be treated like leaders.

The guy's been CMO since Nominus Prime, essentially the highest-ranking of his profession on the planet; you can't get to that type of position and hold it through consecutive leaders for millions of years without considerable interpersonal skills and knowledge of social protocol.

Prowl does have Ratchet on his little blacklist but the stuff on there really just refers to Ratchet saving Verity and Hunter back in Infilitration. I read it as more of a testament to Prowl's pettiness than Ratchet actually being a problem.

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And this smile, right here, is the reason I realised I'm bisexual at 24 years old.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

DEREK LUH & LONDON THOR as JORDAN LI

GEN V (2023 - ) 1.06 | "Jumanji"

[jamesdegriz]

A few personal headcannons about Jordan and being in a relationship with them (gn!reader)

There's a smut under this line! MDI!!!!

(GIFs are not mine but found so if you recognise your work and want to be tugged send me a DM 🙂)

- They are the total dom! in their female form. If you want roughness, relentless teasing and dirty talk they are there with the strap-on, fingers and skilled tongue to make you moan, whimper and beg till you can't think straight.

-Male form Jordan is a closetted pillow princess (I would die on that hill). Unless you rile them up or make them jealous so they have to fuck you into the nearest bathroom/closet, they would much prefer to lay down and let you have all control.

- Also if you want to tease them do it when they are in male form, just be prepared for retaliation when they switch.

- Be prepared for bruises, love bites and hickeys.

• The first time they see bruises of their fingers left on you hips and thighs, they feel guilty. That is until they realise that everytime anything brushes over the bruises, you blush furiously remembering how you got them.

• They would also kiss every single one of the bruises, whispering praises into your skin before going down on you.

• They would not admit that they love the small exclamations of suprise and despair when you notice more hickeys on your neck and chest the next morning.

• They would buy you a lot of scarves to cover up as an only half-sincere apology attempt. That's before they realise those scarves can be used to tie your hands while they are edging you. (And maybe chocking if you are into the breath play)

- I also think that they would enjoy edging you all through a movie when you're cuddled to watch something in the afternoon or evening.

• They most probably wouldn't let you cum till the credits roll, but if you do they would make you come as many times as you can handle (and a few times more than you think you're capable of)

• They will whisper dirty praises into your ear, telling how good you are doing and how you can take some more.

• They will rut into you ass or side, essentially dry humping you, while they tease you.

- Intense love/hate relationship with you sneaking under their desk to give them blowjob or cunni as they try to study.

• One time, on a dare, it was under their TA desk in Crimefighting building. It was incredibly lucky that you didn't get caught.

• They blatantly refuse to see the problem when they do the same to you. One time while your presentation for an online class. You had to retake that class.

- More about parties and quickies:

Despite how my ADHD loves to imagine Jordan domming the hell out of their partner. I also like the idea of making the first move.

• It starts with just an affectionate quick kisses here and there, before turning feverish, messy with the hands in each other hair.

• When you're finally alone, you hand sneaks into their pants feeling how wet or hard they are already for you.

- Your fingers run along their slit, the lips puffy and wet. You rub their clit between your fingers watching their face for reaction. Their lips are pursed in what others might assume is unamused expression but you know better. They are just being bratty, not entirely liking that you're taking charge.

- You wrap your fingers around their cock, starting a slow pace. You tease the sensative head with your thumb with every up stroke. They throw their head against the wall, cracking it slightly on impact. They bite their lower lip trying to keep moans in check as their cheeks flush red.

[jamesdegriz]

Ok, jumping on Jordan Li love train.

Can we talk about these behind the scenes photos from gen V that Derek Lu posted?

I mean cool posed photos from photoshoots are great, but this is gold.

Can you just imagine Jordan sending you these photos when you are apart for Xmas break? Just being goofy and silly and adorable.

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remember to take the time out of your day to appreciate Ratchet's thighs #blessed

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If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

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Never thought about this way, actually. But i also don't see Pharma as a Functionist, at all. He is a far away from it as they come. He's a good medic with a horrible moral compass and a tonne of mental health issues.

Ratchet expresses more Functionist beliefs on-screen than Pharma ever does send tweet

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Me trying to date: I love horror/slasher movies!

Them: Yeah, I like the jolt of adrenaline too sometimes

Me *red in the face, rubbing my tights together trying to hide my horny at the thought of slashers*: Yeah, we are not watching them for the same reasons.