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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: Or, I'm saying don't kiss her.

Jimmy: You saying that just makes me want to kiss her more.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: She's not going to make out with you and she'll probably punch you in the face or kick you off the team for trying!

Jimmy: So what you're saying is wait until the season's over and it's summer and she can't do anything but kiss my face back?

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: It's not a brilliant idea! I'm just telling you not to do something stupid!!

Jimmy: Making out with my hot Quidditch captain to remind her that I'm even more amazing than she is ISN'T STUPID!

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Audrey: Okay! I can definitely see you as a potential definitely, but I'm sure we'll see!

Audrey: Oh :( I know I'm better than most people, but I don't want anyone to be intimidated by me! I want them to LOVE me because of how kind and beautiful and good I am. Not because I'm intimidating or mean like Mal is!

Jimmy: People intimidate themselves by overthinking things, it's not something you're doing wrong. Would you want to have to stoop down to other people's level just so that they'd stop being jealous? Jealousy makes you intimidating.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: No.

James: Not so chatty now that I've HIT ON A BRILLIANT IDEA, ARE YOU?

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TEXT ✉️⁇ JARIA

Aria: Most insults most likely go right over your head, since you're so short lol. But I guess you'll just have to really prove you can man up, huh? Otherwise I might keep mistaking you for a third year.

Jimmy: ZING, that was a good one. I've definitely never gotten short jokes before, brand new and never before heard material :-p I can prove it no problem, though. James Ray 'Always Proving Himself' Dubois, that's what they call me.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Audrey: Lol not exactly. But even if I had, I still probably would've picked you.

Audrey: Also: Am I intimidating?

Jimmy: Well, that probably's more than good enough for now, until I can prove that I'm more of a definitely kind of guy.

Jimmy: Of course! People are always intimidated by people who are better than them, would you want it any other way?

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Wyatt: So you have! It hurts like crazy, don't it? And asking the nurse to check out your butt is WEIRD.

Jimmy: Not what I was saying, little man, but I can see how making a literal booty call to Madam Pomfrey could be less than fun 😂

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: Actually I was talking to MK and she was saying if you don't straighten up real fast, she's going to replace you because you're turning into a liability. And that's not really something you'd say about your star seeker.

Jimmy: [SILENTLY SULKS ABOUT STUPID GIRLS NOT APPRECIATING HOW WONDERFUL I AM.]

Jimmy: I bet if I made out with her she'd change her mind. Magic lips and all that.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: I love how you think I wouldn't figure out where you hide things. Like how long have we known each other???

Jimmy: [SILENTLY GETS MARY KATE TO HIDE IT FOR ME SO SHE DOESN'T LOSE HER STAR SEEKER'S LUCKY BROOM]

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Audrey: Gosh, I don't think about that much. Hmm, I guess not. As long as you aren't using it to get a leg up on someone, a little bit of good luck can't be too bad?

Jimmy: Well, then it's a good thing I didn't use it for Valentine's Day because I'm sure you must have had people knocking down your door wanting to be your Valentine :-p

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: So the little brother's birthday is coming up and I think I want to give him YOUR broom, is that okay? Who am I kidding, of course it is. The only person you love more than my sibs is meeee!

Jimmy: [SILENTLY AND HATEFULLY LOCKS MY BROOM AWAY WHERE YOU CAN NEVER FIND IT]

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Audrey: lol! Even if I could assign potions homework, I'd never give you anything too bad.

Jimmy: What's your stance on Felix Felicis? Cheating to want a little bit of good luck once in a while?

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Audrey: Lol, everything usually does!

Jimmy: I couldn't agree more. I think you could probably even give me potions homework and I'd be happy about it.

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TEXT 👫 ELLY

Elle: You being silent is so relaxing wow. What a miracle!

Jimmy: [NOISY STRESSFUL SILENCE]

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Audrey: Oh my goodness! That's so nice of you, James. You're going to be the perfect Valentine. 💟

Jimmy: I know 😍 But it sounds a lot nicer coming from you.

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TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Audrey: That would be so great, James! Of course, I'll let you!

Jimmy: Perfect! I'm going to find you the best spot in the whole castle to spend the evening, move over, anyone else who tried to call dibs!