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The Horcruxes || Tarot Edition

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DARRRRLINGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAIIIILLLL

-But it's Barty standing in front of Evan's grave

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I feel like so many problems people have with tv at the moment could be solved if we just went back to the good ole days of 20 episodes a season that’s just sixty percent filler and character development. Give the people what they want- less condensed story and more meaningless shenanigans

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it's always a lannister beefing with a child

(honorable mention)

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Two years?! I’m in!

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in honor of august day may i present you with regulus as augustine, lily as betty and james as, well, james

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“why do you wear rings with stars, the moon and the sun on them?”

trust me you don’t want me to explain all that

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girls only want one thing

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Regulus: I hate Potter. I mean, look at the guy. He’s just strutting around looking like a jerk…

James: Hey, Reggie! Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?

Regulus: Sure! We can go! Here’s my Floo address if you forgot. My home address. My brother’s address, he always knows how to reach me

James: Okay, bye!

Regulus: Bye!

Barty & Evan: …

Regulus: What? You never seen a hypocrite before?

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Harry being raised by 2 dads, 2 moms, and a fuck ton of queer aunts and uncles >>>

Bro didn't know what straight people were til he was like 14

Him and Luna would sit together and look so confused when a straight couple walked past one day in the hall so they both went home and had to ask wtf that was

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emotional impermanence is so funny bc like. i forgot that i am relevant in people’s lives. my friend since i was 10 asked me if i would be in her bridal party and when i burst into tears and thanked her for thinking of me and wanting me to be there she was like “why would i not want you there??? we’ve known & loved each other longer then we haven’t.” and i was like oh yeah. i forgot ab the part where you love me too

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Sirius: Omg, you like me for my personality? 🥰

Remus: Duh, that's exactly why.

Remus: can get dick anywhere.

Remus: can't get autism like this anywhere else.

inspired by this

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barty crouch jr

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Harry: I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one

Harry: I do, however, have a Draco, and he’s like 87 of them on a good day

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sirius: on the outside i might be nice but in my head i'm a bitch

regulus: relatable

*stunned silence*

james, clearing his throat: babe...you're always kind of a bitch

regulus: joke's on you cause that was me being nice.