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elsa!

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how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

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projecting my trauma onto fictional characters /j

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Osamu Tezuka’s Vampire / The Vampires

Volume 1-3 covers and back cover.

The character shown is Toppei (wolf form)

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your post about the cock sizes of these characters portrays a lack of understanding of their role in the narrative.

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In Tall Trunk Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, the central planet with a giant tree can sometimes be seen from further away, such as by looking back from other planetoids, but it would be easy to assume that the crown of the tree looks bigger due to perspective distortion.

Here is a view of the tree using orthographic projection, which displays the true proportions without distorting them (compare this e.g. to a technical blueprint of a structure). This shows clearly how absurdly wide the foliage is compared to the size of the trunk.

With this in mind, it becomes ironic that the location is called Tall Trunk Galaxy when the tree's trunk is actually extremely short compared to the crown, and would have been more accurately called Wide Crown Galaxy or something similar. The original Japanese name for this location is ビッグツリーギャラクシー, literally the English phrase "Big Tree Galaxy" transliterated into Japanese, which is more accurate since the tree is certainly big, only horizontally instead of vertically.

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David Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the World".

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!

NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!

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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

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found on fb marketplace

Admin Ten sez: I love this stupid thing