jamethedealmaker

[jamethedealmaker]

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

[jamethedealmaker]

[jamethedealmaker]

Makes the villain have Feelings(TM)

[jamethedealmaker]

The man wants his happy slices

[jamethedealmaker]

[jamethedealmaker]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[jamethedealmaker]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[jamethedealmaker]

GIVE ME YOUR ART FIGHT USER SO I CAN DRAW YOUR CHARACTERS

https://artfight.net/~JametheDealMaker

[jamethedealmaker]

this cat sniffs gay people. rb to put him on ur blog

[jamethedealmaker]

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

[jamethedealmaker]

1000 posts!

Dam

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[jamethedealmaker]

😭😭😭😭

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I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

[jamethedealmaker]

Sucks to see someone else living your dream.

[jamethedealmaker]

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

[jamethedealmaker]

Physical therapy is wild because they're always like "hey do this weird little movement" and you're like "hmm my brain doesn't seem to know how to activate that movement" and then they'll like trick your brain into doing it by making you do other movements first or making you resist against them moving you or some shit and your brain is like oooooh ✅ new movement unlocked. And then they tell you to do that movement 20 times a day and you do and it makes some part of your body you didn't even know was related hurt less. What the fuck.