jamieacquaatyourservice

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If you did come back I’d totally send you random asks and such. You were one of my absolute favorite people (if not my all time favorite) to write with and Jamie was always so much fun to interact with. But I hope life has been well to you over the years friend :)

I wish I knew who this was 💙. I had every intention of at least lurking for awhile, but then I started working at a law firm, and now I'm moving house with my boyfriend, so life is busy life has been kind. And I hope you're well, too, my dear. 💙

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Hey friend. It’s been years and I don’t have access to any of my RP blogs anymore, but I’d be thrilled to see you come back!!! -a long forgotten rp partner

I don't know if I will come back, but this makes me so happy and I guarantee I miss you.

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I did a DUMB FUCKING THING and I need to put it out into the aether, but not tell someone I know to have it used against me for years to come.

I went and had sushi upstreet for dinner. Found decent parking in front of a boba place around the block. Only was in the restaurant for half an hour. I couldn't find my keys in my purse on my walk back.

BECAUSE I LEFT MY CAR RUNNING FOR HALF AN HOUR.

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What, hypothetically, if I... Came back?

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“Meaningless sex is great. I mean it. It really is. Don’t get all conservative on me, it’s just an opinion. It’s nice to forget the heaviness in your heart and replace with a light pressing in the small of your back. It’s easy to get high off someone else’s lips, and ignore that thudding in your stomach, that constant reminder that you’re far from normal. It’s nice to have dark bruises down your neck than on your heart. I don’t even like using that word, because I don’t think I even fucking own one anymore. Or do I? Just fuck me. I mean it. Fuck me and get me out of here.”

— “Stepping Into Black Leather” (by me eW)

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✧    NBC’S    HANNIBAL    PROMPTS   !   

*  A MIXTURE OF NBC’S HANNIBAL PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘   This is not a fatal wound. The bullet misses every artery.   ‘

‘   It just means she can’t do anything about it. This is my design.  ‘

‘   I imagine what you see and learn touches everything else in your mind.    ‘

‘   I can’t shut mine off any more than you can shut yours off..   ‘

‘   Please, don’t psychoanalyze me. You won’t like me when I’m psychoanalyzed.    ‘

‘   Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go give a lecture on psychoanalyzing.   ‘

‘   Therapy doesn’t work on you because you won’t let it.   ‘

‘   Well, perhaps you need to un-learn some tricks.   ‘

‘   Last time he sent me to a dark place I brought something back.   ‘

‘   I suggested one of those clackin’ swingin’ ball things.   ‘

‘   It’s the inevitability of there being a man so bad that killing him felt good.  ‘

‘   I’m still not entirely sure that wasn’t my intention, pulling the trigger.   ‘

‘   Eating her is honoring her. Otherwise, it’s just murder.   ‘

‘   So killing somebody, even if you have to do it, it feels that bad?   ‘

‘   You beginning to appreciate my lack of sympathy?   ‘

‘   I don’t know how I’m gonna feel about eating her after all this.   ‘

‘   It isn’t very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living.   ‘

‘   Passion’s good. Gets blood pumping.  ‘

‘   My parents gave me a gift. A twin. Who wouldn’t want two of me?  ‘

‘   What kind of victim forgives the killer at the moment of death?   ‘

‘   I have no taste for animal cruelty. That’s why I employ an ethical butcher.    ‘

‘   I’m afraid I insist on it, no need for unnecessary suffering.   ‘

‘   Human emotions are a gift from our animal ancestors.   ‘

‘   Well this should be interesting. Please, doctor, proceed.   ‘

‘   What it grows, and where it’s growing it will likely kill you..   ‘

‘   It’s getting harder and harder to make myself look.   ‘

‘   But I am looking alone, and you know what looking at this does.   ‘

‘   I know what happens if you don’t look, and so do you.    ‘

‘   I can make myself look, but the thinking is shutting down.   ‘

‘   You don’t think I have a right to know what’s happening with my wife?  ‘

‘   The effect I was hoping to have was her death. Mission accomplished.    ‘

‘   Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.   ‘

‘   Here we are, bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.    ‘

‘   Words are living things. They have personality, point of view, agenda.   ‘

‘   Your bad luck that you’re the best, pal.    ‘

‘   I feel like I’ve dragged you into my world.    ‘

‘   I want to go on record as saying that this is a very bad idea.   ‘

‘   It’s natural to see if someone is clever enough to climb over them.   ’

‘   What reason did you have to kill the others?   ‘

‘   Insane isn’t really black or white, is it?   ‘

‘   What do you smell on me?    ‘

‘   I think that the work you do here has created a sense of stability for you.   ‘

‘   You married? You’re married. How long you married? That long?   ‘

‘   I feel like hell. Actually, no, I feel, uh, fluid, like I’m spilling.    ‘

‘   You were attacked by a patient not too long ago. I read the report.    ‘

‘   They will believe he did. They will believe he killed others, too.    ‘

‘   I’m so sorry, ______. I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you in this life.    ‘

‘   I know who I am. I’m not so sure I know who you are anymore.   ‘

‘   I am not the intelligent psychopath you are looking for.  ‘

‘   I’m not asking you to believe anything you can’t prove.   ‘

‘   I’ve always found the idea of death comforting.  ‘

‘   That would suggest a radically unorthodox form of therapy.    ‘

‘   I’m always happy to do a favor for a friend, just say the word.   ‘

‘   How does one politely refuse a dish in circumstances such as these?   ‘

‘   You never answered my question. How would killing me make you feel?   ‘

‘   She was compelled to take his life so she could take her own back.  ‘

‘   Tell me, did your heart race when you murdered her?   ‘

‘   When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes running. But not to help.   ‘

‘   I let you know me… see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn’t want it.  ‘

‘   Imagine what you must taste like. It won’t be long until someone’s taking a bite out of you.   ‘

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Just another "I miss you and love you and check up on you but life is happening and inspiration for any and all writing disappeared" post.

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[[I still think of you all as I search for time and inspiration to come off hiatus.]]

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I think it goes without saying that I’m pretty seriously hiatus-ing.

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theadoptedprince:

An expression of amusement crossed his face. “And what, pray tell, are those reasons?” 

Her expression was completely innocent. “You want me to entertain for you, my lord; a guest, perhaps, of nobility. Or, though I hardly believe you could cast an glance towards me, you wish for me to entertain you.”

Talent

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bountyman:

rp partner: so idk how u feel about really dark threads and violence and gore and stuff but–

me, putting my finger against their lips: i’m in

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theadoptedprince:

“What an unusual name,“ Loki stretched out, taking grapes from a nearby bowl and rolling them against his fingers before popping them in his mouth. “I suppose you’re wondering why I called for you.“

“A simple name for a simple girl,” she answered with a cheeky smile; it was hardly what she thought of herself but it was the ind of show many men expected. “I am. And I’m not. There are only so many reasons to call for a girl like me, its just a question of which one.”

Talent

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theadoptedprince:

Starter for @jamieacquaatyourservice (Jamie’s Asgardian Verse)

“You have… talent. I appreciate that. What is your name, my dear?“

“My prince,” she murmured, drawing into a dramatic, sweeping bow, “I couldn’t ask for a higher compliment. My name is Jamie.”

Talent

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Send “I’m cold” to curl up under a blanket with mine.

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Send me “Moan” and I’ll generate a number!

One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips

Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse

Three: Your muse owns mine for two days

Four: My muse submits for yours

Five: My muse dominates yours

Six: My muse gives yours a striptease

Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest

Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night

Nine: Our muses do the deed

Ten: Our muses hug one another

Eleven: My muse nibbles yours

Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine

Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine

Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse

Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing

Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing

Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants

Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot

Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed

Twenty:My muse will tease yours (take that however you will)

Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine

Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place

Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours

Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting, kissing, etc.)

Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above

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I hope love finds you in 2018

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“in an established relationship” aus

whiispereds:

au-inspo:

I really thought you were the one for me, but now we’re five hours in trying to put together our new bed from Ikea and I just realised how much I hate you

I woke up to the kitchen timer ringing and when I asked you why you were baking a cake at three in the morning, you told me you had forgotten our anniversary - and that’s sweet baby but our anniversary isn’t until next month, so let’s go to sleep

we just got our floors done and I know you’re in a very important meeting, but I think I broke my leg sliding over the floor in my socks so could you please drive me to the emergency room? 

we’ve been talking about starting a family for a while, so you thought it would be a good idea to borrow the neighbour’s child to see how we are as parents, and  by borrow you meant take them without telling their parents

we’ve just bought a dog and you insist on letting it sleep in our bed, but lately it’s begun to snore loudly so I moved it to the sofa only to wake up and find you sleeping on the couch next to it

I’ve been planning this really, really romantic proposal for months now, and there you go, asking me to marry you on a whim? are you KIDDING me? 

you had an accident and hit your head. the doctor says you have some kind of amnesia that restarts your memory every few hours, but that doesn’t change the fact that we’re still married so please stop with the flirty pick up lines