I am often racked with grief but I am also often the most powerful bitch here.
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you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons
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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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im losing my Supreme Archangel Gabriel flavored mind in spreadsheet hell abby
im losinhit
why are you *squints* counting protein?
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round 2 babey
i need to lock in. i gotta do it
i gotta press the x
#i got 1 row done tonight and i wanna get one more before i go to sleep#so uh. this is goodnight cause i will go to sleep once the row is done
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i need to lock in. i gotta do it
i gotta press the x
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you GOTTA hype up your grandma's arts and crafts
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I made this comic of Deanna and Data but I can’t tell if it’s good or terrible.
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Love how Brennan will say how exhausted he is in like every other interview/podcast he's a guest on and then the interviewer/host will be like, well maybe you should say no to more things and get more sleep and then Brennan is like yeah maybe lmao but also no. No, I cannot do that and then he'll go and agree to DM the critical role main campaign while also still doing 'non-stop D20 seasons" and having a baby at home like????? Buddy.
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sure technically it's just gold spray paint but really it's golden blood from a fight in hell
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"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
"Frankly I was about to ask you the same. Would any of you care to explain what exactly is happening here?"
"Oh just some goodhearted fun and sport."
"You are hunting this man for sport?"
"Oh well no - well actually yes, but you see it's not like that. He's in on it too."
"So you are telling me that this man up there enjoys being chased around by men with rubber mallets?"
[man sitting in a tree, audible but not visible]: "Aye, having the time of my life here."
"But what- Oh nevermind, I see how it is now. You're all a bunch of some kind of perverts, aren't you?"
"Aye, card-carrying members of the local chapter of Certified Perverts County Club."
"Ah, I've heard of you. My cousin Greg was a member! At least he used to be, haven't heard him talk about going to meetings anymore."
"I'm afraid he isn't a member anymore. He's been banned from the premises. He was making things weird."
"Oh yeah that's our Greg alright. He sure knows how to do that. Anyway, do carry on, and try to keep things safe, sane and consensual and don't frighten any more neighbours. I'll tell old Greg that you said hi."
"Please don't."
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